/utg/ - Undertale General

Hi, /utg/ I'm going on vacation tomorrow so I'll be gone for a week. I'll miss you guys!

Greetings user.

How are you doing today?

'cause today I've found my friends they're in my head.

>Please stop touching my head.

Thanks, user. Hope you have fun.
Doing relatively okay! How about yourself?

Nth for robot husbando

>Multiple people requesting a new thread last thread
Disgusting desu.

better version of that picture

I feel such a sudden elation!
C'mere you!

I'm doing okay, trying to get over my fear of going outside and not succeeding.

Okay.

Just bought an air conditioner and I'm blissed out on creature comfort. I'm doing well, how are you?

this guy gets it

cute little goat living happily with human

But they are smiling though! They must be enjoying the group head pat.

I'm doing good
my dad came home from the hospital and he's pretty much going to be fine and i've been binge watching a tv show on netflixs all day

a bit too happily?

absolutely

Fine.
I'm going to let Frisk do Frisk.

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I threw up three times! I feel a lot better.

oh sweet jesus

>"Look Frisk, I asexually reproduced by budding!"

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Everything is going lovely today. How about you?

>That fucking Jerry
My sides!

Pfff, you made water come out of my nose! Thanks Broba!

Good to hear.
I am doing okay, despite recent events. Trying to get back to posting more around here, and honing my writing skills so I could write a fic or two.
That is a good thing to do, user. I'm rooting for you!
Good.
I'm happy you are protecting yourself from the heat, user.
I'm okay, but I could probably make it better.
I'm really happy to hear that, user. I hope he stays okay.
Oh... well at least you feel better!
Well, things haven't been great, but I survive despite it.
Happy to be back, though.

>tfw you fuck a goat
>tfw you give birth to a goat

If I ever met Frick in real life I'd shake his hand.

?

That's from Oglaf right?

DELETE THIS

delet this

yea

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apparently the image is from reddit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jar Jar didn't do anything to deserve this.

i wanna babysit frisk and asriel's kid

What the fuck is that?

i dun geddit

Well, I wish you luck on your fanfic endeavors!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

DELETE THIS

i want to cuck frisk while she and the kid watches

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>Jar Jar
>not deserving of everything bad

Jump into a Sarlac pit you homo

Holy shit, someone has my spook edit from forever ago.

He made it possible for the Emperor to take over by giving him the emergency council powers.

>you fuck a goat
>he gets pregnant instead of you

REAL
MKID
HOURS
or MAdult, i guess
MTeen?

I found it buried in my phone folders.

but the empire was good
the jedi's 6000 years of dominance had catastrophic effects on the balance of the force

Hopefully things get better, whatever it is. Glad you're back too.
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Yep.

I want to have a gote child!
tfw no qt gote waifu

>supporting the jedi or the sith
>not going fuck it and doing your own thing
Kotor 2 was a fantastic game

>waifu

>implying sheev was bad

3spooky5me!!

boys can't get pregnant, silly!
well, uh, not naturally anyways

>Why does Sans have thighs?
>Why is he wearing panties?
>How is he wearing panties?

>There are filthy Empire supporters in this thread right now
Terrible.

ecto taint

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Legit spooky

Grey jedi best jedi

dont touch me

>goat01
Could you imgur the rest?
If this is going where I think it's going it's hysterical.

Why are bellies so nice?

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neat

That won't be necessary. There's not very many.

I want to hydrate the fish.

>asriel will never play with your video game
Why live?

Here you go!

With semen?

Spoiled for lulz.

>That Jerry

Kek was real.

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What did Chara say to the echo flower, /utg/?

Is there any more? This is hilariously cringey as fuck.

im scared of working help me

same.

That is fucking great.
Thanks user!

Back to work dog!

Scared of doing work you're responsible for? Or scared of getting a job?

I don't want to work make it stop

Getting a job

This would be arousing if it wasn't so hilarious.

Why? Do you suffer from social anxiety? Are you afraid of failure? Have you become accustomed to the comfy lifestyle of living with your parents or going to school and are afraid of what the "real world" is like?

strawpoll.me/10865673/r

>Getting a job

Eh. That's the scary part really. Work itself isn't so bad depending on what you do of course. I suggest getting into a line of education which leads comfortably into work. Something like electricity or electronics or mechanics. Something where you know you'll get work almost right away and through the school most likely while also not taking forever with the education.