/tsg/ The Sims General

D' aww.

You gotta feel sorry for Katrina's daughters. They're nowhere near good looking as their mother.

>"Dina! How many times do I have to tell you not to take my body wash - OH GOD!"

It's a glass door. YOU KNEW SHE WAS TAKING A SHOWER. Did you just want to see if your sister was a natural blonde, Nina? Hint: She's not.

Smarter Sims!

I heard she has a metal door handle where her va-jay-jay should be. I wonder if she has one on her backdoor too?

It was too late. Her sister's narrow ass was going to haunt Nina's dreams for many weeks to come.

I'm surprised she's only NOW seeing this. I guess not all sisters are so close to "check out this weird hair growing down here" level.

>What kinda outfit you want for your townies man?
>Just fuck their shit up

i really want to play the sims 4 but i dont wanna pay over $200 or wait a year for pirates am i going to have to just buy the shit?

The crack is literally just missing backyard stuff and a patch dude.

i thought it was missing dine out and like 3 stuff packs?

Would that make the Flamenco I made a DILF? Cause I remember someone saying they'd fuck him in the ass

If he's a dad and somebody wants to sex him, then yes, probably a DILF. Though I personally can't be an accurate judge as I'm all about the clam.

Why did Lydia and Cop Girl fuse?

gypsy slut and mary pussy licking when

Show bucket. SHOW BUCKET.

Ol' bitch lookin' like a Cabbage Patch doll grown up

That's not a fusion. That's a sim of Mercy from Overmeme

Though I will try doing a fusion via play with genetics

lmao

i never saw it that way when i was making her but shit i guess mercy does kind of look like their weird lovechild

IS THAT KIM?????? KIM????

Oh shit, whats the overwatch stuff from?

what skin

That's the alien version of Kim I think

Don't yell at me! I'm a very sensitive individual.. How you doin' boo?

Kim-e phone home.. PHONE HOOOOOOOOME!

knock knock

I don't want any of your goddamn cookies!

You don't get to choose.

That's what you think. But what you don't understand is that you don't get to choose either.

Anyone doing stories anymore?

thread is too dead for stories.

Mining the ol' fartbox for Tiberium

>fartbox
That word assaults my sides everytime.

overwatch outfits are from winglysimmer.tumblr.com; most can be found by searching under the female clothing tab

valhallansim.tumblr.com has some overwatch tattoos, body markings, and widowmaker's visor

i'm using lumialover's oohsmoothish default skin

OMMMMGGG i mean

omgggggggg

ilu

Lets play vidya

You gotta stop making such good celebrity sims. Its scary how well you can make them. Devil's magic.

Im probably gonna go to bed soon. Lemme go get some food and I'll see what I can do.

Can i join

no

aww stawp it tho, don't build my ego so high

I know that feel. Just giving credit where credit is deserved.

I downloaded her as well, but I can't use the characters because they were created with a newer version of the game.

JUSTICE FREEZES FROM ABOVE, DON'T MOVE

Thank you! Will try it out

that's a spicy meatstick

peek a boo

2spicey4u

Why is John Marston playing peek-a-boo?..

Add The Third Type on steam.

Currently have PD2 and Rainbow Six Vegas 2 installed

Also have GTAV, social club is The Third Type

>I just wanted to drive around and have fun..
>There there, Claude.. Your car is in a better place.
>It's not about the car, Kim..
>I had nothing to do with blowing up the helicopter, that was all Lydia.
>Eyy you cunt, don't sit there and pretend you wouldn't of shot it down.

cowboys be all fucked up, yo

nah, zarya is just kneading the shit outta his back with her stronk hands because she wants his tiny cowboy weenis

ok, time for bed

I LOVE YOU ALL

every last user here, no matter what

yeah, it is. Don't know what is talking about. It's way behind.

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Yo homies. Havin fun tonight? Should I post my Sims 1 complete collection ISO again?

gonna help bump I suppose.

God I hate this .apk guy.

:(

What did I do?

kinkyworld public release when

Super hero stuff first user!

Bucket is downstairs. Downstairs isn't finished yet.

Damn what skin textures are you using?

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is Sims 4 still unplayable?

Sims 4 fixes the puddingface but the gameplay is shit

Sims 3 introduced puddingface but the gameplay is great

Someone needs to port all the waifu improvements into TS3

Sims 4 is plenty playable, it just gets boring fast.

Been a while since I played Sims 4 aside from playing around in CAS. What's up with Summer having such a weird long face? I remember she was cuter back then.

Dunno what maker is using, but I'm using default skin.

the dude in the background just looks like he hates life.

He's depressed because he has to walk around instead of driving the car.

>tfw crack finally includes Dine Out
It'll probably be boring as shit, but at least I finally have something new to do.

Did you find a torrent with only the update?
Where?

I could only find the whole game plus the update but fuck that, I'm not downloading again and risking my saves.

The crack is linked in the OP pastebin. All us pirates are missing right now are backyard stuff and the latest patch.

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In Sims 4 what happens when you knock up some townie and her child has no room or bed in that house?

Answer my question you fucking nerds.

She comes to you and asks for money to build one.

>tfw no rl copgirl to smash ;_;

>"Would you probe me? I'd probe me! I'd probe me hard!"

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having a 18 sim household means everyone's constantly dazed from a lack of normal sleep

just stumbled on this

>Ana: *sigh*

You mean the ultimate fix from games4theworld?

I've only downloaded updates from torrents so far.

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2>1>4>3

this

4>dogshit>3>2>1

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I like your slut.

COUGHCOUGHthebooruhashernudeCOUGHCOUGH

i mean

thanks!

Sims 3: What's the best large world that's lag free and pre-populated?

>lag free

i don't think those exist :(

Too bad I'm not really into polygons.
If only they put the same amount of effort that went into modeling faces into tits and butts.

Or if some modder could make better body models, that would be nice.

Pets and travels when? tired of these shitty expansions.

Seasons when?