Spessmen on a spess station - /ss13g/

is pretending to be a roman every round as your gimmick funny? Even if you don't talk like a Shakespeare play, just pretty much be a greytide in costume talking normally.

gimmicks that arent hardcore forced are always appreciated.

>tide around
>cooperate with sec when caught
>basically get away with it

all you need to do is not act like a tard for five minutes and you're pretty much untouchable

>banning players
is there a worse thing an admin can do?

Sure thing friendo, ban people who are doing stupid fuk shitcurity XDDD shit too then. You don't know what's going on. Butt out and don't interfere with sec.

I have never ever gotten sec to give it to em.

breath mask, internals, full tool set, water bottle, cablecuffs, insulated gloves, stun gloves, stimulants, sugar/hyperzine pills, healing meds, bruise pack, ointment, health analyzer, emp grenades, emag, arcade circuits and parts, chloral jabbers.

Trialminning them so they have to talk to shitters all day.

It's an election year in burger land. Once their oligarchy has a new scapegoat they'll pass more oppressive shit to control their tax cattle and they'll "fix" the "terrorism" they false flagged or funded to get support.

the paranoia

The dead sea personified, icantthinkofanameritenow

HELP DYING IN MAINT

That means the other guy is also a vampire

I think it means that the guy is catatonic

Nah it means it's a vampire, done it before

Didn't realize it was another vampire until the round was over

should i sprite helldivers themed armor and weapons?

You dun it now

No
Not because of the idea, but because the potential 64x64 switch

64x64 switch?
How would that even work? Do any 64x64 sprites exist?
Or would existing 32x32's remain same but new sprites be done in 64x64 until all the sprites are replaced?

>potential switch
>putting this much faith in it

64x64 will be shit honestly. Look at these neat RIPLEY sprites. It kickes ass, but it won't fit with the atmosphere.

The latter, and it would be terrible.
Do it on 32x32 if you want, as it will die off eventually.

Can you put nofruits on space vines

Yes

that shit looks awful
and imagine all the NuSpriterz that'll ditch the old style completely and turn the game into a mass effect gmod playset

I dont get how this ban is a big deal, theres no reason to cut wires other than to be a griefing faggot, and I remember him doing dumb shit in the past. Is this just a bad attempt to start drama?

crosslinking

>not yakkety saxing at every possible opportunity to improve your kills

never gonna make it

>Yred drama
>Three days ban for cutting wires
>Actually is three days for cutting the wires of the room holding all the gun rechargers during blob mode

>this is the shit people use to shitpost about their favorite person to shitpost about in the thread

wew
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kill yourself OP

remove yred

unban me so i can play

>Actually is three days for cutting the wires of the room holding all the gun rechargers during blob mode

So he got banned for cutting wires? got it.

You are fucking stupid

>all you need to do is not act like a tard for five minutes and you're pretty much untouchable
99% of assistants can't do that

guess I'm the 1%

So beepsky got banned for opening doors? got it.

...

comfy!

>(Follow) Gregory Durstine says, "Shit detective"

I tried to be noir but I lagged so much.

Shuttle is slimes
And I'm one of them

>botany gets adv slime extract faster than xenobio ever could
NEEDS
A
BUFF

You shot everyone you saw you shit

>Shows me killing Hyun.

Like I said, being noir.

I hope I didn't actually hurt anyone though.

what did i do to deserve this

>arrest clown
>he asks me if i can go quantum security
>take his bikehorn and do so
>explode and then get revived as a monkeyman
>security was looking kind of like shit so i decide to just wander around
>im eventuall stopped
>im pema'd until they know why im not on the manifest
>clown is there
>tell him he is innocent
>ask him to help me prank security
>got to slip the warden
>but i slipped over him
>get solitary
>get freed
>as im about to get freed someone un-pulls me so i run
>the warden and an officer try to tase me
>for some god miracle they both shoot at the same time
>one had bolas the other one a taser
>laugh so fucking hard that i did not get to see the taser bolt
>solitary again
>"escape"
>now an officer and a Gygax try to get me
>finally freed after i almost killed myself n solitary
How hard is to pull and get on disarm intent?

Do you know what noir is?
You shot tased people and people who had nothing to do with shit
Worse is that you did while you were along officers who had tasers and batons

ayy whats the shit about 64x64?

TIME TO POST YOUR FAVORITE LITERAL WHOS
Kendrick Tyrone

>guy in solitary
>ask him why he's there
>Dindu nothin' Something about being the cloned officer who got put there for no reason
>Comms are down
>decided to find out
>cuff him
>drag him to Warden
>Thanks to detective, shot in the chest
>Solitary guy gives me and the Warden the ol' Yakkety
>Me and Warden both have individual plan
>I shoot my taser
>he throws bolas
>I get my feet tied by his bolas
>he gets paralysed by my taser
>Yakkety Saxer laughing away

He stole sasha for me, he's pretty damn alright.

You stabbed me repetitively while I was on the floor trying to exit the door?

To be fair, I was lagging to shit until 5 minutes before the shuttle got there. I played it off as being drunk.

There wasn't anything else to do, least not while I was still logged in.

I also ran out of good detective pictures so I'm sad.

you're a retard attention whoring faggot who talks and acts like an underage all the time

____ME_____

AFTER ROUND END
ANARCHY REIGNS
ONLY ROOM FOR THE ROBUST

okay

Forgot to say I also didn't know why they kept you there either, but I was too laggy and so I didn't bother.

pretty sure it was just something that came out of an exotic seeds crate

in addition to the super robust nofruit plant and mindbreak/othershit/thermite limes

Who?

Everyone that was a Clansman with Hjalti is fine in my book.

Not robust enough apparently.

I like you. Let's be friends.

can you ask adminhelp for help on your job if you are new or is it more for other things?

Only if you're gay

Yes, you can

Rule of thumb is to mostly only ahelp if it wasn't explicitly said on the wiki or if there's no one else on screen to LOOC. It's not like most admins are going to be immediately fucking with your character if you didn't read a line on the wiki here or there, but it can get annoying if it's banal FAQ shit 24/7.

No you're a huge attention whore fag

we went on one mission and fucked the whole station over in the process

What about me can I be your friend

Who even are you

(OP)
>can somebody tell source of op image?
It's a shitty goon video of ss13. Dig around on youtube.

I appreciate the effort a lot.

How do you harvest honeycombs and honey again?

>Grow 8 slimes after your first split using all 6 pens, the xenobio entrance, and grille fort the former grinder room into a pen
>Get blue, purple, metal
>Store a grey, metal and purple adult in maint
>Grow 4 of each and store adults in xenobio maint
>Get adamantine, dark blue, dark purple, cerulean, and a hit of slime toxin
>Build two exofabs and a chem disp
>Can make two phazons every ~8 minutes as fast as you can jam shit in extracts

Your faggoty butt bot grief that can't be muted at all or found half the time.

Pretty hard. A HoS left my toolboxes of computer circuits after tasing me and didn't even look in my internals box at the crew monitor, comms, and other major circuits I had on me.

>sawbones banned nevill

Is this the metaclub war?

That's the best part.
You won't even know. I'll only ever protect you from the shadows.

>one
>fucking
>day
That is what he wants you to think. Nevill knew exactly what he was doing and why it was wrong but got one day ban anyway.

i only did that once recently!

I don't want protection, piss off

And my secborg didn't listen to me when I told it to shove you in N2O hell.

>blow self up with potassium and water at round start to suicide
>PERMA BAN COME EXPLAIN YOURSELF ON THE FORUMS YOU NAUGHTY BOY >: (

>blow up gibtonite on bridge
>nah senpai it's good just 1 day don't worry

Forums is cause they aren't around to talk over how giant a cock they were and you know it. Stop shitstirring.

>blow up entire station
>don't log out
>adminhelp: Hi is my friend here to talk about how much of a giant cock I just was?
>Ban time: one day

How much do you wanna bet that people in the metaclub (sordine) ask for their admin friends by name to sort out their cases?

Make a ban request if you disagree.It's what they're there for.

But he was already banned! He's got his punishment now :)

>nevill, who is KNOWN FOR MAKING BOMBS only gets one day for bombing the station
>one day ban
god don't you love our new great admin sawbones? i'm glad hes fair and not in a metajerk circle! after all its only shitstirring when its the metaclub :^)

r u mad lmao xd

>complain
>get told to stop complaining and take action
>complain some more

wow user

it was gibtonite, not a bomb.

oh ok i'm glad its fine to bomb the station if its just gibtonite

When I was new I used ahelps to get an admin to teach my engineering, don't rely on them though because admins have other shit to do, try stuff on your own first

It's not fine, that's why he got banned.