/lolg/ - League of Legends General

It's surely a mistake that they left out that bottom left corner from being shaded.. right?

Janitor from Riot here. No, not the hot pocket kind! I was cleaning out at the end of the day in preparation for the weekend when I found these in the back dumpster.

It feels wrong to just leave throw 'em out like this. How do we fix them?

Au contrair, I'm into raceplay and human-supremacy stuff. The idea of taking an arrogant and haughty elf and turning her into a slut for humanity turns me on immensely.

LEGAL LEGENDS

man fuck that shitty manga, it fucked up my sexuality

Penplank is a lot more fun tho

No.

I don't really play GP tanks 4 lyfe but according to Fate_Twisted arpen GP is really good early but falls off mid-late which is why he never uses it.

youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img

>China Xinhua News
>Not propaganda.
k

>Lane against ashe
>Level 1 she does fucktons of damage
>Entire game have a 2 level lead on her
>She still manages to out damage me when I'm Jhin

Did she somehow get buffed?

fuck, just fapped to this for the first time tonight, I'mma straight guy but god damn.

VU WHEN?

Kalista can stay there forever

There are some teams you just can't carry.

I hope never I like the current model

>straight
>fapping to gay shit
Nigga no, that ain't how it works. You can't just make exceptions whenever.

>Poroking

Yordles are for ________.

Total box area.

20 * 10 = 200.

Circle area.

pi*5^2 = 3.1415 * 25 = 15.607

200 - 2 * 15.607 = 168.786

Divide in half since the the box has a line through the middle.

84.393

Stopped there because I'm over 30 years old and haven't studied geometry in years. I'm sure if I took a while I could figure out the last bit.

shipping

>left out the interesting part with a vague assurance of 'i could figure it out if i cared lol'
nice

Anal sex without protection

Tower killer

The angle of the line is 22.5 degrees. I know that just by looking at it. So once I calculated the area of ONE of the corner pieces I could figure out how much to subtract from that. Yes. I could figure it out.

>being this ignorant of geometry

It's Ashe dude.

>Ryze
lol

xth for soft foxes

you fucked up

unfaithful foxes

Those things... fuck.

Fuck that noise, I want her to stop being a football headed potato.
Maybe then she could compete against the other Yordle girls.

What a cute ahri

A shame she's a certified slut.

Is there a set of comics by this author? They are just pure gold

I..I..It's just this once, right? just an exception.

How do you rework Lulu so that she isn't only useful when the enemy is making bad plays?

How do you make her useful so that she isn't reliant on a tank or champ with a strong engage to be good?

I want the "everyone has to be perfect"-meme to stop

>implying that's not the best part about her

Yes he does

I know you mean Tristy but I couldn't resist that joke.

youtube.com/watch?v=yoD4rrTSAM4

Make her as good as she was in Season 5.

Im VERY surprised she didnt get victorious.

My busty sister dresses like that sometimes.

make the pix tether actually matter
allow repositioning pix within AA range

>IMT got 2-0'd by TSM who lost to fucking P1

H O W. Literal circus region

>wah my waifu is a slut and therefore everyone's waifu must be a slut!

Typical Luxfags.

>use Lulu's W as a speed boost
>feel useless for 20 seconds

It's not so much that pen is better early its just more reliable. Its almost impossible to get 100% crit these days so pen is consistent high damage but crit build is insane damage if you get that 50%-80% chance

>use Lulu
>feel useless
Fixed that for you.

user, Ahri was also my waifu but yeah, her lore kinda indicates that she enjoys dicks a lot.

>anally rape enemy team as sarius
>end the game 16/2
>our team has 26 kills, their team only 15
>their shitter ezreal tries to BM my CS because he has 12 more than me
>our lee sin chimes in "yeah he stopped farming minions and started you ezreal""
>chat explodes in OOOOOOOOOOOOO and BURNN
>my cock is rock hard

The one game that makes you feel like a god with cool guys on your team makes up for all the shitty ones

>projecting this hard

>sarius

Meant Darius...

Aatrox is the hated stepchild of RiotGames

Is Lolg finally ready to admit Doublelift is the best western AD in the history of league?

Hauntzer carried that trashcan

>fucking garen in the background cheering

Read up on Korean gumihos my friend. She cares not for sex.

>hardcore feeder on my team
>look them up
>yasuo in top 3 champs
every.
fucking.
time.

>people think jhin is useless
>carry every game with him
>that feel when you do so much damage you can 2 shot the carries

that's Naruto you dumbfuck

What's with Morde jungle winrate being so high?

Kalista, Ryze, Yorick and Nasus can stay there forever and it would be doing everyone a favor.

>2 shots carries
>4th auto perfect execute for tanks
>dank snare
>traps are a bit shit admittedly
>one of the longest range ults in the game perfect for securing early game kills down botlane or pilling in to teamfights

yeah he's great desu

Fix Morde's ghost AI and he'll be fine. Why the fuck does it keep forgetting to attack in the middle of a fight holy shit fuuuucck

>Jhin uses ult
>everyone throws poros at him and blinks to his location

>Jhin uses ult
>Ryze ults to his location

>Jhin uses Ult
Nami ults him

>Jhin uses ult
>Bard ults him

>varus's Q bug still hasn't been fixed or acknowledged by anyone
>can't play the only adc i enjoy because he was already weak but can't even use an ability now

>tfw u get a 1v5 pentakill on fiora in ranked but it took a second too long so it was a triple then a double
it hurts to live

>S2 when he was objectively Top 3 in the world
>"C-Chauster carried him
>S3 when he single handedly dragged CLG out of the pit of relegations
>"Curse Academy choked!"
>S5 wins summer split and was outright robbed of an MVP
>"Aphromoo carried him!"
>Is literally the leading shot caller for TSM who've put up arguably the most dominant split in western league of legends while STILL shutting out absolutely ridiculous numbers state wise
>"Bjerg/Hauntzer/Sven/Biofrost carried him!!"

Keep finding more excuses Lolg it's adorable how much you irrationally hate the shit you do :^)

>playing varus

>ARAM
>People playing Nami
>people playing Ryze
Have people found out how to play Ryze yet or do people still keep pressing R for the old steroid on accident?

>Teemo
Turn toxic shot into a off cooldown attack modifier.
Reduce Base damages+ better ap ratios

>Shyvana
Rework her Dragon mode skills. Make her into a juggernaut . Give her a Dragonmode only ultimate skill on par with "GNAR!!"(maybe a channel where she breaths fire everywhere)

>Nunu
Sion/Poppy level rework

>Singed
more insanity potion to his passive. give him a new ultimate.

>Kalista
ungimp her AS.
New ultimate.
New Blackspear effects:
Deal increased damage to whoever killed the ally that was blackspeared.
When Ally dies they leave behind the spear and you can global teleport to it and unbind them allowing you to rebind to someone else later.
Blackspear is no longer an Item but a passive with a interface like Kindred.

>Aatrox
full rework

everyone else on that list is fine/already getting changes. I want my paycheck in the mail by tomorrow.

they already confirmed they were fixing it in the next patch like 3 days ago.

Nasus can never be fixed until he loses some Q stacks on death to free up his power budget out of a shitty "JUST WAIT UNTIL I HIT 60 MINUTES" passive.

But feeding while farming Qs is literally the only thing Nasus has left anymore and Silver shitheads will defend that until the end of days.

Infinite stacking mechanics are all stupid and I have no idea why any of them exist.

really? i can't find information on it anywhere

>Give up support role
>Leona misses every fucking ult and zenith blade

I can't understand how the fuck you can do that over and over and still not learn.

>Singed
>move insanity potion to his passive. give him a new ultimate.

how the fuck would that work as a passive

dd.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/4utdvj/varus_q_doesnt_deal_dmg_at_max_range/d5spqs7

because memes

Veeky Forums vs Veeky Forums on NA pass vidya
needs 9
all ranks and levels welcome

Why does a Noxian Yordle sound like he is from Mississippi?

I guess I'll have to mute character voices when I play him.

Sure he can
>Give passive lifesteal the warlords bloodlust treatment (50% values on minions)
>Q no longer infinitely stacks
>Instead Q increases Nasus's base damage and HP with diminishing values ala Thresh souls
>Ult now applies semi-wither to everyone around him

your welcome I fixed him for you.

>when dropped below 40% max HP Insanity potion pops and goes on CD ala Volibear passive

>>Nunu
>Sion/Poppy level rework
Fuck off

needs 7

>AD Bruiser Ekko
>Tanky as fuck again
>Shits damage again

WTF IS THIS SHIT

>leddit
well that explains it

Cultural shorthand for him being a hick/hillbilly. He also has a thick rural accent in most of the localizations into other languages.

>Lulu
>Fine

>Teemo
No, his job is to be a lane bully, not a full on Mage, he would be completely useless(even more than now) if you gutted his base damages.

>Shyvana
I kind of feel like she should have CC, something light, like a slow, and maybe tone down her damages to compensate.
Although her skills are already buffed by being in Dragon mode.

>Nunu
Agreed.

>Singed
How would that even work?

>Kalista
No, having her AS restored would break her again.
An ultimate that relies on people dying is not good gameplay.
Blackspear on passive is a good idea.

>Aatrox
Agreed.

Nasus is good mid game if he stacks, absolutely garbage in teamfights past 35 minutes because QSS breaks him.

He really needs some buffs, his kits is way too outdated.

Thresh souls don't have diminishing returns, and increasing base damage and HP is never a good idea.

I cry myself to sleep every night at how hard it has become to do well with lulu

needs 6

What if self-cast wild growth let you double-aura the AoE slow to her E targets