Tfw to intelligent for investing

>tfw to intelligent for investing

>tfw me to

What kind of crazy person would risk their money on glorified gambling when their bank account provides them a guaranteed profit each month?
Ridiculous

>>Gaurenteed profit

>>Gambles your money on the same things behind the scenes, keeps 90% of the profit.

>>If they lose it all, they close down, you lose your money anyway.

>>If they get bailed out, you pay for it with tax anyway.

>>Muh Bank gives "Guaranteed returns"

>to intelligent
>to

Seemingly too intelligent for correct grammar as well...

This. Avoid banks unless you need a loan I guess. I'm sure I can make more than .08% a month investing on my own. More fun too.

>I'm sure I can make more than .08% a month investing on my own. More fun too.
You know... in order to make money with investments - you're taking that money from someone else... thus there are losers... thus you could be that loser... thus in a bank earning 0% is really a legit option... thus thus thus to to to

>to
>too

It's TWO retards. Gosh

>you're taking that money from someone else...
>he doesn't know where money comes from

>Buy share off Company A for $10
>Sell share to Bob for $11
>Buy back share from Bob for $9
>Sell share to Bob for $18
>Buy back share from Bob for $5

That's about the jist of it.

and during each transaction that dollar is becoming less valuable due to inflation, and that share is increasing in value due to growth.

hehe you're cute

Bank accounts are insured by the government. That's half the point of using a bank.

I can't believe there are people still falling for this bait

Trading is zero-sum but investing is not.
That's why trading is gambling but investing is smart.

I feel like this alot

You're a fucking retard I hope you understand that.

Where did the original money and investment come from

wow you're a dumbo.

>investing is not zero sum
by definition it is. no matter how you make money, the money came from someone else. someone else (or multiple people combined) has x amount less while you have x amount more.

I'm assuming you're referring to investing in a profitable company and seeing gains that way? What makes the company profitable? People losing money buying their product. You could argue that they gain assets equal to their money so there is no net loss for them, but we all know with depreciation this is untrue and even if they sold it for 80% of what they bought it for, someone down the line eventually loses money no matter how many times it is resold.

I have a feeling I'll be called back to explain this better...

and because of that insurance they are at liberty to do crazy shit because they have a safety net.

Got to do something until that rare good thread comes along.

>It's

Itz spelled "itz" you nuffnunny!

Who insures the government though?

>What makes the company profitable? People losing money buying their product.
Oh, you're retarded.

>life is zero sum
>matter is never destroyed
>all life on Earth is carbon based
>what does it matter if you're alive or you're a graphite pencil
>#feels

>he doesn't trade options

>to intelligent
>to

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BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! inflation eats that and then some. Have fun giving your bank a free loan faggot

lol. People like this actually exist on Veeky Forums

so when flour, water and fire are combined its the same thing and nothing new has been created.

you could separate them back into their component parts and get the same quantities back.

No you idiot. Added value theory.

>not buying a good dividend stock

Lol, the jist of what? Gambling in stocks.

Stay poor faggot.

Dont forget to pay rediculous gains taxes btw.

Why the fuck do u people not trade options instead of stocks

Keep telling yourself that.

>inb4 I was only pretending to be retarded