Dota 2 /d2g/

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

Crash user here again
Im still crashing

BH

tinker

Doom

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Reminder that if you want to watch TI6, you need to get hyped before

Is Aui the biggest fucking cuck in Dota?

>Wins TI with EG.
>gets booted
>Joins Digital Cunts.
>utter dogshit team.
>goes back to EG.
>turns out hes trash as a carry.
>coaches Team Shitrekt now.

IT'S SLARDAR!

>euro and asian bulls arrive in seattle for ti
>start carrying nacucks in ranked games
COULD NOT POSSIBLY MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>Veeky Forums, along with /d2g/, has a contingent of nonwhite nonhumans

>nonwhite nonhumans
why say the same thing twice?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever.

Is that t-shirt appropriate for a virgin?

>Skilled in every position
>He never played as offlane
?

Also goddamn pld is lookin good

4/5 of Speed Gaming in this photo

He's also not skilled

wtf puppey how come your owner lets you have two brown people

what the hell is Veeky Forums

r8
(1/4)

The random board.

I made a really tall Dark 'n' Stormy /d2g/

/chaos knight/ you fucking retard

best board on Veeky Forums, except for all the urban/calicucks

A FUCKING LEAF

(2/4)

JUST
A
MOTHER
FUCKING
L E A F
E
A
F

everyday rtz looks more and more like an addict bum

>engl*sh in local chat
absolutely disgusting

i might draw your husbando if you tell me why you like them

>playing shitskin containment executable
>makes a dark and stormy

modern poetry comes in many forms

he's great for 4chanian reaction images

(3/4)

i like pugna because shes a little girl

The One True king because bone is strongest where it's mended

(4/4)
Anglos are a bunch of spineless cucks dont associate me with them

>tfw making people mad on the internet

true 4chanian zen

troeling for victims?

haha, I too remember when I was a kid

I want to smell it

t. man insanely cucked by chinks who own every piece of relevant property in his snowy shithole

>i want to get along with people on this fellow cesspool
lol
only 10% of Veeky Forums has merit
the other 90% exists to argue with

this is why the zeitgeist of Veeky Forums is /pol/, /int/, /sp/, /tv/, etc

get in line

>/pol/babby who has never accomplished anything in his life only has the color of his skin going for him

haha yea good one man, haha

Honey, chinks are hardly relevant on the east coast.

>there is not one single demographic you cannot blow the fuck out at the drop of a hat
thanks, Veeky Forums

>projecting this hard
>self-shibbolething as a non-white

R O F L
O
F
L

desu existing as a white person is worth more than anything a nonwhite nonhuman could ever hope to accomplish in his life

>Anglos are a bunch of spineless cucks dont associate me with them

omg lol nice post man i'm totally saving this one haha

This dude walks into your pub and steals your safelane.

What do you do?

>dude weed lmao leaves the non-country thinks he has a valid opinion

so
fucking
mad

>That fucking team composition.

haha you got me man

I thank him for being a great support while collecting my free kills

@150137030
>instant redditreply

you're mad as fuck laddie

>shitposting olympics and olympics shitposting soon

This week we are all honorary australians.

haha good one

it's so fucking based

everyone gert in the fucking mood

we've got legions and LEGIONS of non-white non-humans to BTFO on based as fuck spee, along with shit tons of assblasted gulagians

in fact time to check out that board, the harbringer of Veeky Forums culture, the basis of d2g's content in large part

sing go stream you fuck

even boner7 is streaming

loving the triggered subhumans ITT

lmao

/sp/ is shit

oh man got me again haha

>insanely assblasted nonwhite with shitskin flag STILL fucking furious about based /sp/, /int/ and /pol/ where he is utterly verboten to go

MY
FUCKING
GIGASIDES

>based as fuck spee

Spee hasn't been based since 2008.

>he
>keeps
>replying
reminder lads, as mad as you get, you will NEVER be as mad as the shitskins ITT

see
it's so fucking ez, so trivial, so incredibly lacking of effort to shibboleth people form third world countries simply by their reaction to the based boards of Veeky Forums

>australia wakes up
>thread actually becomes fun

nice

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I LOVE BLITZPOSTING

might as well ahve some fun

saving this one for later haha

>that feel when White

he's happy someone remembers him

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>that feel when not White

Thank you based user

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I want to fuck that qt

OD because he has a big cock

it's seriously fun lad

the best is when errant gulagians get triggered by seeing blitzposts in other boards

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it's that time of the year again...

>old void
where did it all go so wrong lads

>d2g transitioning into the Olympic TI spirit

thank god blitz is casting again and gave up on being the emotional support coach, I need new source material

Golem get ye gone

Why does the op never link the previous threads anymore?

godz is such a fucking faggot holy shit

because it takes like three extra seconds to do that

Watching the bone7 stream right now, how is he so bad?
>building manta against those enemy heroes
Why doesn't Kaipi just kick him already?

>anymore
when did it ever fucking do that