How do you piss off metaclub people without getting caught lads? I usually just lay traps
Ethan Adams
Stripey underwear is the best underwear for males. Kinky best for females.
Isaac Hall
>Yred is now using the ckey kavlax instead. Permissions have been transferred. The Yred account will be deadminned shortly. YRED IS TRYING TO DODGE SHITPOSTING BY SWITCHING CKEYS WILL PROBABLY WORK TOO
Zachary Carter
hey fellow spessmen. im letting you all know im getting engaged, should i ever tell my gf about spess, or should it be kept in the dark
David Sanchez
Give up spess and everything else you love so you can devote everything to her. Get a divorce and lose half of everything you own anyways.
Jeremiah Ross
Make sure to note that this is the same terrible player.
Robert Cook
Hire a clown to show up on your wedding day to trip her, undress her then honk in her face before putting her in a bin, tell her that you play SS13 during your honeymoon
Bentley Wood
I stage shootings and accidents in the bar so i get to kill at least one of them
>mfw throwing activated gold slime extracts at people and watching them panic when a non-hostile mob spawns
Colton Martin
Say no to attack animations. The name is an overestimation of what it really is.
Asher Adams
I'll say what the fuck ever I want to say, dweeb
Mason Scott
We should do like in JRPGs where every attack has a really long animation and no one else in the game can move during it
Michael Martin
Mini game of soduko when you harm intent a katana to your torso when
Chase Cook
What the fuck was going on in Thunderdome that round?
Brody Ward
Cult lesen like I mentioned in OOC.
Aiden Rogers
>15 players on a Saturday night
DED
SERVER
Sebastian Lopez
Picnic
Anthony Clark
Sorry, me and my mates are going on for a crawl.
Brody Ward
By the river at the park?
Aiden Barnes
YOU KNOW HOW TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET
AND NO PLANT DIES ON YOU
Gabriel Cook
>cannot jaunt or teleport with it >no speed increase >doesn't even go through firelocks Is there ANY point to buying the Firebird as wizard when you can get a jetpack zero fuss?
Ryder Williams
Fun
Nicholas Lewis
Repostan
>Be boring of playing different jobs, try to think different gimmicks. >Come up with the story of Percival, knight of the round table, entrusted to find the grail by King Arthur. >Round starts fairly normal, go to order stuff at cargo, then go to bar to prepare our table. >Mime there, extremely interested and helpful, call over comms for any brave and strong warriors willing to fight for a cause. >There's actually a lot of people what the hell. >Mime comes back, sets up our 0 shaped table, kinda elongated and with a hole in the middle. >Mime makes fireplaces, comfy, xenoarch brings us many weapons like katanas, cult blades. >I keep my trusty regular sword. >Tell the knights that we are looking for the grail to restore King Arthur's health; but the Grail is not a thing that can be found, we must unveil it's secret, and then the grail will become apparent. Clown comes in with a glass that shattered and it was the Hloy Grail. >We roll around, I order many armors, give them out, we get a mass job change to Knight of the round table. >I gather the nights at the bar to tell the Story of Arthur, the Kingdom, the World and the Grail. OST: youtube.com/watch?v=8k41D9por6c >We keep rolling around, spider called at arrivals so we go and clean it, in the way, someone tases a knight and we surround Jamarion. >DO YOU WORSHIP MORGANA HUH? >11 knights surround a black man with green hair and a coat. >It wasn't me, it was HoS. >She will pay, go on, discover the RAGECAGE, Pingy fights one of us but fight is cut short when the BEAR FORCE ONE COMES AROUND. >Bear force one kills one of us and nearly kills me. >As I return to life, The secret of the veil is revealed to me. OST: youtube.com/watch?v=mdkI51NehsI >Plasma is starting to pour in, gather our knights at the bar to tell the secret as station dies around us, send them to rescue anyone they can and get to the shuttle. >Radstorm, Morgana clearly doesn't want us to live!
Christian Morgan
>Shuttle draws near, knights save a lot of people, Samson is rescued by Pingy and other knights. >Vayr dies on the wait, youtube.com/watch?v=L8wHteSOwW4 starts playing. >We get on the shuttle, help as many people in as we can, one authorization to leave is left, Pingy launches it. >Pingy kills some guy, Samson dies too. >PINGY IS ENTHRALLED, HIS STRENGHT IS TOO MUCH, HE IS MORDRED. >We slap Pingy to death, most knights still alive. >No ling succed more than 2.
I honestly hope you guys had a fun time, it was one of my most fun rounds.
If you are interested in any of the inspiration, here: Watch Excalibur (1981) or read La Mors d'Arthur. And if you're fine with Operas: youtube.com/watch?v=vaANPNrAtpA Be good spessmen.
Jordan Jackson
use a broom instead of a jetpack
Aaron Martin
Thesee features
Parker Butler
>Learning BYOND >Getting more robust from it Some day you will fear me
Alexander Barnes
why is med-pop full of shitters?
Jacob Gutierrez
Valid hunting
Thomas Jenkins
so ive been playing spess for around a year now, should i finally man up and try my hand at security, im very unrobust but i wanna learn
Being robust is not the same as having combat skills.
Samuel Mitchell
I've been playing for a couple of months and I do alright at it, just don't arrest people unless they're doing shit, don't valid hunt, and don't kill people unless the HoS tells you to (if there is no HoS then just do whatever the fuck you want really, I normally let people go because otherwise the round gets boring)
Kevin Lewis
...i dont have great combat skills either
Cameron Smith
To get combat skills, just be security or assistant, harm will come to you.
To be robust just play a lot of rounds, robust means being able to adapt to situations that change rapidly without powergaming.
Jace Nelson
im more worried about being woefully incompetant in the form of getting my ass handed to me then arresting people for no rason
Ian Gutierrez
>mfw being retarded greyshirt pseudo-security More fun than real security
James Hernandez
>don't valid hunt
Don't listen to that part, valid hunting at the end of the day is your job. Despite what it seems like security is not there to boo crewmembers for breaking windows and lock them up for 2 minutes, you are in for the big game. The station won't end if you let one shitter assistant that is deliberately trying to taunt you go, but it will if you let changelling scum absorb freely in maintenance until they get deathsting.
Zachary Brown
Just tase and cuff so they can't robust you, aim for where people will move to since literally everyone dodges when they hear the taser (they almost always move north/east depending on which way they're running)
Jeremiah Myers
>observing >diona jumps into space with no suit, fights carp >collapses in space >watch a mommi drag him back into the station so he can recover KEEPER lawset, everyone :^)
Kevin Green
>Liking extended
Aiden King
>not liking shitter safari
James Robinson
ahelp the little fucker
he brings a bad name to all MoMMI players
Connor Barnes
Dionaes are not living beings, they're just trees who can move and act.
DragonBro was made aware, I might check the logs to make sure he actually scolded them
Henry Scott
Y
Nicholas Morgan
M
Grayson Turner
Give me your ling tips For cargo always destroy comms on roid and safely succ anyone you lure there
Camden Cox
Lay down somewhere and you'll get an easy sting when people shake you up. Betraying someone who just wanted to help is a bonus.
Adam Fisher
Goddamn, this reminds me of something a long time ago.
Kevin Jackson
if you have a choice of targets, eliminating doctors is better
if you can get rid of the monkeys in genetics, and prevent body transplants without being caught, you can more freely stash victims
removing the head with a sharp object (especially a bonesaw) means you can stash it in a backpack and space it
being caught when people are aware of lings is a death sentence, if no lings are suspected you still have a chance to bluff
a grille with a knotted cable connected to the power grid placed in maint will be like a bug zapper for assistants if you can push them into it using non-help intent then pull them repeatedly onto the grille's tile to stop them screaming
Joshua Sanders
Don't get rid of the monkeys in genetics if you have access. Go to the science base on the asteroid and in a cleaning closet there is plenty of monkey cubes. Use those to fly further under the radar.
Nicholas Ramirez
you can't succ monkeymen you dummy, I'm talking about getting rid of them to stop doctors doing head/brain transplants on your victims
Gavin Campbell
>could have just killed people and cloned them the entire time
Brody Green
>Only doctor dead >Doctor never even got to medbay
Jayden Reyes
>try to get people to do this >everyone either ignores me or says no I hated that round so much the only doctor was the first guy to go full murderboner 'Kill them to save me'. I had him, cuffed him, thought 'hey, why don't we clone people instead!', brought him to medbay, uncuffed him, and he ran off to kill more people.
Cooper Fisher
this has happened to me before and it always makes me anally devastated on the rare occasion it does >be only doctor >die in whatever way >dragged to medbay lobby by assistant/miner/scientist whatever >lying there indefinitely
Ryder Miller
You only need one non-husked body for infinite head transplants though and you will always have one non-husked body
Joshua James
just because there are workarounds doesn't mean that taking away all the basic tools won't fuck the doctors
speaking of which, space all the surgical tools
Caleb Ramirez
>Antagonist that naturally fucks over Medbay and is naturally vulnerable to silicons >Completely wastes their natural fucking over to Medbay >Ignores silicons, causes more people to be borged instead FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Easton Richardson
I thought about being a nice ling and telling them before succing that I will clone them and then cloning them myself but they would either start screaming or try to valid me anyway
Nathan Russell
Make the succing ERP and it'll be fine.
Ian Barnes
Hey 64x64
Ryan Scott
Hey It's free real estate
Jason Lewis
Hey HEY It's a wonderful kind of day
Angel Thomas
bump ded thread
Caleb Mitchell
I have brought you a masterpiece of art, fresh from the hells of tumblr.
Zachary Bell
furries are a blight on this game
Brandon Garcia
Me in the dress!
Jordan Jackson
New player here, can I join and lurk the station for a bit? Don't want to get bullied.
Isaiah Turner
this is a ye olde school server with extra bullying sorry you're welcome to join if you man up
I understand that there was a vote to nerf the wheelchair, and that the problem is that there is no idea of HOW to make the nerf, well, I have a couple of ideas.
I don't think that the increase in cost would help the case, because it could cost 10 telecrystals and still it would be used, the chair is all you need; I think the key to ner if is augmenting the cooldown in between hits and however we can increase it would be a good idea.
I think the way to approach it is one of the following ways: After running over someone, the chair advances 3 tiles in the direction it ran over someone. Dave it have a 1.5 or 2 second cooldown before it rolls over a specific person, if it's tried, the wheelchair will push. It's also a problem for knockdown, because on the second hit you're on the ground and maybe with a limb off, I'm not aware of the Sharpness it works on, but I don't think it's the main issue here. Damage is fine as is, and if any of these nerfs is implemented, then I don't think any nerf to knockdown would be necessary; however, knockdown should be reduced if cooldown is not increased, and if it's not increased then damage should be reduced too, maybe to 15.
And that is my suggestion. Hope it's not terrible.
Ryder Fisher
If someone bullies you click on the nearest vaguely deadly looking object and then click on them a lot.
Brandon Jackson
I still think the wheelchair is an expensive, counterable piece of syndie tech for glass-cannon playstyle that doesn't need a nerf but I know I'm not sharing a popular opinion
Austin Walker
Well, it is glass cannon.
Until you take creatine with it. Then it's just inevitable death on wheels.
Nolan Harris
break the chair or shut the firelock, you can turn on all the firelocks in an area by flipping the fire alarm
it also only takes 2 metal rods to make an impassable grille to buy you time
Aaron Perez
Make the chair gib you if use creatine or medical nanobots Problem solved
Jack Bennett
Shit, I forgot about that
Ethan Morgan
It was somebody using the name Electric Crab, or something similar
Xavier Brooks
There's a lot of crabs, and a lot of days to go through
Jack Ross
I'll find it later :^)
Jacob Wood
How is the Vox ERP scene on here? As good as Veeky Forums?
Lucas Bennett
...
Adam Anderson
even better, heads organize huge orgies on a round-by-round basis where we tickle eachothers birdo prostates. But we like to keep our erp quality high, going to need your ckey to whitelist you
Noah Gray
It's huge, feel free to ERP as much as you want friend. Also rape is allowed.
Kevin Williams
We should remove Kurt Jacob and any waifu who has been indecent with him.
Julian Lewis
>accidentally slip into space >land on the roid >my target is the quartermaster >call him over to let me back onto the station >meme him with the syndie chair and take his ID >murder a few more people, get my glorious death >become blob wew
Julian Cooper
I forgot to mention, he stuttered out "of fucking course" as I was meming him, then he put up a github issue to nerf the chair :^)
>you will never bear kurt's half-human half-catbeast children
Juan Taylor
Turn on your suit sensors. You probably won't get saved but it will increase your chances. Unless there's an antag scientist working telesci.
Elijah Morgan
So I have not played since Mancrowave came out.
Whats with all this Z level space vault stuff? Can I still wander around or is it all set locations