/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/, /gwt/)

Rising Sun Edition

Standalone Gwent is announced!
playgwent.com

Blood & Wine and patch 1.22 is released!
New Region trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJT5XRftOU
Launch trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=OP-ZsLYGJfQ
Patchnotes: wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.22-ENG.pdf

HoS developer stream: twitch
.tv/gogcom/v/21846005

Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
f.wtcg.pl/
>Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3
www.skacik.pl/test.zip

Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Console Commands Currently broken
mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Gwent Standalone cards
imgur.com/a/nJ3Df
>Redirect to the current thread
wtcg.pl

Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E

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youtube.com/watch?v=ivI5TTONFBM
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First for cheap whoresons who will quickly sell out their political ideals whenever things go south

>How does Emhyr take Novigrad?
>Roche's commandos open the gates for the Black Ones from the inside.

Third for Triss and Eskel :3

>whenever things go south
>south
kek

I blame plotholes tbqh

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tfw game massively lags for about three seconds each time I open my stash because I've hoarded so many weapons and armous that I have not used once but still cannot bare to part with

Just started Lady of the Lake.
I don't like the framing device. Too much "oneiromancy bints in the boring future," not enough "Geralt and friends."
Does it get better? Does the ratio improve, at least?

that looks so fucking good

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A lot of things happen in that damn book, shit gets real good later, my personal favourite of the saga, and there is a lot of "Geralt and friends" in a whole chapter.

So I'm doing the tournament in BaW and the clerk you register with says you get a tent. I cannot find it anywhere. Was he a lying cunt or am I retarded?

You are retarded.

I don't remember where it is but it's definitely there, you can read fan mail sent to you in there.

...

:3

deviantart.com/art/SFM-REQUEST-Triss-farting-on-Yennefer-624955746

That emoticon is not for such things ;_;

Mama and Papa

That emoticon is exactly for such things :3

delet this

I wish Triss would fart on me.

He was loyal to his king, not to the country. He serves redania or nilfgaard to protect anais (who will totally be the vassal queen)

Wait, anais exists in Witcher 3?

Someone PEASE tell me there's a pepe and wojak with the waifus. I don't even care who's who.

Not ingame, but it makes sense. Just another neglected plotline.

she died along with adda and saskia

i killed adda and saskia myself

congratulations on doing cdpr's work for them

This

She's never addressed. It really annoyed me too, there's an entire plotline about Temeria's future but she's not mentioned once, she should be the first person they talk about.

Doesn't it depend on your choices in 2?
Been a while since I played it. But does she get out either way?

what is some good mod for geralt face i hate how he looks so young and handsom

this one

DELET THIS for fucks sake

he looks like a scandinavian pussyfaggot instead of a glorious Sarmatian

>Sarmatian
Geralt is a german name btw.

>german
No such thing

Germany is not dead yet!

So that's where Ciri gets it from!

Geralt = Hitler

Checkmate y'all haters with your "wah wah Emhyr is literally Hitler" nonsense

Ciri only calls one man her "Papa".

It's Geralt, only Geralt! ;_;

No, it's not that guy. Let me help you, he has black hair, royal heritage, used to be a hedgehog, incest aficionado...

>there are monsters out there who would deny Ciri the opportunity to reunite with her papa
Absolutely disgusting.

youtube.com/watch?v=ivI5TTONFBM

;________;

I want to knock them together and force them to have babies.

Witchers can't.

>it is the year back of 2020
>Cyberpunk 2077 has been out for 2 years and was panned by everyone except for the most diehard users on the official forums for halfway through turning into what can best be described as an open world dating sim with interactive player housing
>CDPR announces that The Witcher 4 is in development

it won't happen

>"Toussaint is a vassal duchy of the Nilfgaardian Empire. Duchess Anna Henrietta is the rightful ruler of the region, but in practice she submits to the will of her dearest elder cousin - Emhyr var Emreis. It was certainly out of concern for Her Enlightened Grace and her little realm that the emperor founded an embassy in Toussaint, consisting of a handful of dignitaries who dwell in the duchy full-time and use their experience to help with her, de facto enlightened, decisions."
That explains a lot

eleborate

>TW4 comes out
>only the most diehard users on the official forums like it since CDPR made extra sure their core audience was satisfied even if more 'casual' fans were left out in the cold
>CDPR files bankruptcy soon after

Well not with that attitude. Their babies would be cute. Cute!

Well of course, Toussaint is basically a goldmine of wine trade for the entire Empire and if a dumbass duchess fucks it all up the Empire will lose a fuck ton of money because of it.

>2016
>not having a waifu

>2010+6
>being mentally ill

Iorveth > Roche

Really?

thanks user
Iorveth is a faggot, Roche is loyal

It's a wonderful time to be alive, I can't wait to see the future waifus CDPR makes for us.

Roche sells out the north to Nilfgaard. He deserves to be executed on the spot

How can Geralt be so fucking shit at tracking down people? Why even hire him?

Nilfgaard is better than Northern shitholes

dude plot lmao

>it's easy to track down Arch Vampire

I disagree. Roche dying was a good moment, as was Emhyr getting assassinated. Fuck Nilfgaard

They're called Higher Vampires, user.

Geralt has a specific humiliation fetish where he gets off on being reprimanded by individuals of renown for being pathetic and worthless.

Geralt should be able to do it, why else should he be the protag?

Fuck off, Dijkstra

You're called Fucking Faggot, user.
fucking rekt

lambert lambert, what a prick

Read the books, homosexual

When I saw the E3 gameplay demo featuring Dijkstra I hoped against hope that I could get him to rule in the end. Thanks for making my dreams come true, CDPR

No.

Play 1 and 2 at least then

Ciri was sitting cross-legged on the ground, paying great attention to cards at hand. Geralt tried to teach her some Gwent one lazy afternoon and unfortunately, she didn't seem to understand card games at all. He threw a spy with a backward motion, his superior tactics granting him two additional siege cards. Ciri pouted and threw her deck in the air, then kicked at the match cards and walked off.

Geralt wasn't going to let that one slide. She makes fun of my horse, fine. She insults my beard, fine by me. She drinks all my apple juice? Okay! But disrespecting Gwent? Fuck no.

– Come over here – he barked at her.
– I won't. Your game of chance bores me.
– It's a game of skill, cunt. Come over here.

Ciri approached him exasperated, a her face a mask of shock.

– Did you just call me a cunt?
– I did. You're shit at cards. You insult my superior tactics, call me a lucker. Well guess what, Ciri. You're no longer a kid. I will no longer restrain myself.

Geralt grabbed her by the neck and bent her down, quickly unsheathed his silver sword began smacking ass with the flat of the blade. She shouted in pain for a while, then began moaning. Oh no, thought Geralt. Not again.

– M-more – she begged, some strange obsession in her eyes. Her hands already began unbuttoning her shirt.

The witcher sighed and took off his pants and breeches. Ciri instantly got to his giant mutated cock and began sucking furiously, pulling painfully at his majestic albino bush. Geralt patted her head in a preoccupied manner and thought of Yennefer sucking Triss' tits to make himself hard. His cock instantly hardened, seemingly because of Ciri's tongue covering it with tons of slobber.

She's my daughter, he thought. I have to make her happy, otherwise what kind of a father am I? He thought about Yen playing nude Gwent with Triss, making himself jizz violently. Ciri slurped at his fluorescent semen and let out a muffled gasp of comfort.

It's my duty. My destiny. My daughter.

>not just watching a let's play of shit games

keeling monstuhrs

>shit games
Get out

>caring about anything before Blood and Wine
>caring about plot and character development
snob

kill yourself or go back to cuckit hugbox faggot

God damn Yen looks like shit with generic NPC hair.

What scene is that from?
The Lambert quest?

>I have to watch a let's play of any game that doesn't tell me where to go with neon red lighting
no u

yeah

FINAL WITCHER 3 POWER RANKINGS

Approved by:
Damien Monnier - CD Projekt RED Lead Designer
Marcin Momot - CD Projekt RED Community Lead
Mateusz Toaszkiewicz - Lead Quest Designer of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
Marcin Iwinski - Founder of CD Projekt
Andzrej Sapkowski - Creator of The Witcher

>Literal Goddess tier
Yennefer
Ciri
Priscilla
Rosa var Attre
Sweet Nettie

>Great tier
Anarietta
Cerys
Ves
Fringilla
Tomira
Edna var Attre
Irena Rinarde
Astrid The Vipress

>Okay tier
Philippa Eilhart
Shani
Lady of the Lake
Iris
Tamara Strenger
Corinne Tilly
Anabelle
Vivienne de Tabris
Eveline Gallo

>Mediocre tier
Syanna
Keira
Skellige Succubus
Yoana
Sasha
Ida Emean aep Sivney

>Awful tier
Louisa La Valette
Salma
Margarita Laux-Antille
Sarah
Birna
Vienne
Elsa
Ingrid Vegelbud
Patrica Vegelbud
Jutta an Dimun (nice voice actress, though)
Little Red
Gran
Witch of Lynx Crag

>Shut The Fuck And Stop Saying I Forgot Her tier
Amrynn

>/v/ Shitposting tier
Brewess
Weavess
Whispess

>Literal Shit tier
Triss

Then why did TW3 have a trail of breadcrumbs on the minimap leading you to your objective turned on by default?
Checkmate """"hardcore"""" cucks

fuck off waifufag

Andrew is vehemently anti-waifuing and you're basically fucking retarded.

>>Okay tier
>Vivienne de Tabris
Explain yourself

The Polish language is a conspiracy. Not even the Poles can actually pronounce any of their words, they just pretend to to confuse outsiders.

Maybe he misses the feathers.

The one in KM, you have to tell him "This tough guy act is not working on me" then Lambert BTFOs Geralt hard.

>Damian Monnier
>Mateusz Tomaszkiewicz
>Marcin Iwinski

Please, stop embarrassing yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=KGidrgHrPGU

She truly learned from the best

So all those Polish people I hear speaking Polish is just to confuse me?

I have. Iorveth > Roche. Shani is best W1 waifu.

Non writers are plebs tbqh

Right, I shouldn't have out her name on the list

since the list is for women only :^)