Great car user! I would have gotten a manual too, but my wife would kill me! Happy wife happy life, eh! heh heh

>great car user! I would have gotten a manual too, but my wife would kill me! Happy wife happy life, eh! heh heh

>nice car man!
>my girlfriend had one of those when I was younger
every time

Haha yeah man

>give wife the look
>fuck her while husband is out of town

Everytime

>mfw my only interaction with others over Veeky Forums
>complete spurg
>guy tells me he likes my car
>clearly wants to talk about it
>want to talk him about it
>too autistic to hold conversation with strangers
>"hehe thanks"
>walk off

why live

same

Its usually just old dudes hitting on me

>Nice car, man
>I remember when those came out!
>Yeah, I used to have one, until I rolled it into a fucking ditch lolol

Everytime

>go to home depot in SRT8 challenger
>park next to minivan
>guy gets out with wife at the same time I do
>"Nice car, user. I would buy one of those if I didn't have a family."
>"Thanks. Yeah, that's too bad."
>Pull two toddlers out of the back seat and walk in.
>imdeadontheinside.jpg look on his face

Challenger is boomer dad's dream. At least they can buy chargers kek

>told gf one year in that my cars are my cars
>gf wanted to learn
>taught her stick on my elantra
>does basic maintenance on her cars and knows a lot
>5 years in and getting married in a month and just got wife preggo
>safest car we own is a tuned 320whp 9-3

Fuck kids desu
Never giving up the night life though

At least 320whp is good for emergency maneuvers

You're the kid

lma0 nice instagram filter fgt Xd

Any "man" older than 25 who doesn't take care of his girlfriend's kids is not a real man yet.

Last time anyone tried to talk about my car was some old black guy at a gas station going on about how much he loved Z cars how he had one in the 70s and how he wished he could own mine when I was driving an s13. It was actually super awkward when all I could think was 'it's a silvia bro'. Brain just got stuck on that thought you know?

>girlfriends child
Cuck

>falling for bait this hard

and I thought /k/ was gullible

What's the best way to compliment someones car without sounding like an autist?
I'm always afraid to

Don't.

"What's the retail on one of those?"

I really don't understand men who let their wives control their life. Are they so beta and afraid they're gonna get a divorce or what? It puzzles my mind but then again, I don't think I'll ever marry a trophy wife, mortgage a house and all that shit middle aged people do in the subursbs.

>qt at dq
>asks about my truck when I go there
>"nice truck user is it good for mudding and stuff"
>"you can take the top off that's awesome!"
>even asks how to do it
>Say I'll show her and take her for a ride
>"that sounds great!"
>asifthatactuallyworked.png