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>mfw 1 wranone in just Lohnsteuer
Fugg you. Get a job, become a bike mechanic or so.

>tell me about your situation
No.

>Don't they get many subventions from the state?
I don't know about Germany but probably. Again if it's a small farm it's not going to be much though. There are other ways to make money in the farming sector though. My sister is on £25k a year selling top quality bull sperm all over Yurop. She even got a company car this year.

>mfw almost 4 wr just from lohnsteuer

Post some dank memes to earn you welfare wr :^)

no u
I tried already, but the next one that would be able to make me a mechanic this year is 50 minutes of drive away
>selling top quality bull sperm
dude. gross.

>tfw there was a weird clear sticky liquid on my bike after my ride this morning
It wasn't there before the ride, it somehow got on there while I was riding
inb4
>jokes about riding and cum

[insert joke about riding and cum]

>dude. gross.
Gotta have them top quality genetics, m8. If you were more of a specimen people might be selling your sperms to herds of wimmin around yurop.

>50 minutes away
Nigga i go to school 1 hour away.
Thats fucking 50 Minutes bike time. Don't be lazy get that job and ride there or get a room in that city.
[joke about riding and cum]

Did you ride under any bridges? I used to have wanks on motorway overpasses and try to hit the cars when I spunked.

Yes actually
God damn wanker I'll cum on your bike too

My baby finally made it from SD, tons of fun
New rider here, it's an 89 yamaha xt600
The one thing that is kinda harsh is that it's a kick start, so if/when I stall out it's a hassle to get on again

Also it doesn't like to get back into neutral when it stalls out, leaving me at the stop with my dick in my hands

>50 Minutes bike time
>without having a bike
>nor money for a bike
>riding to Köln every day for an internship that's not even payed
>moving to Köln

check carbs
nice bike
use anti compression lever

>doesn't like to get back into neutral when it stalls out

Gently move the bike back and fort while trying to engage neutral. It helps.

>not moving to any fucking city that offers you a future, but rather staying in the city you can't do shit
Dude, and if its in fucking Buxtehude.

Yeah that's what my buddy said, so I'm trying to get that down, just sucks to have to do that in the middle of the road haha

>wanting to get raped
>wanting to live amongs leftist shitcunts and cukcs
>wanting to live in the most sandneger area after Berlin or some shit
>leaving mom and dads save shelter
no I will just stay here and stay poor forever.

also rate this bike pls guise.
suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=223288210

im in richmond va, have a background with IT networking and legit cant get a single fucking reply back. I've applied to so many jobs its becoming ridiculous, im tempted to take my military experience off my resume because everyone here is a liberal cuck who drives subaru foresters with gay pride stickers on them

L-lewd

>being this delousional
You triggered me. Thanks.
I hope you're joking.

yea you gotta rock the bike a bit if its being stubborn to get in neutral

>people in america hate the army
reee

I'm nowhere near delsional, that's exactly how it is over there.
completely serious btw

Why not? They're just baby killin' welfare leeches.

you're joking right?

No.

I just wanted to let you know that I do not share your views and can't understand anyone that does then.

Ok all memes aside.
It's a fucking city like every other german one, but i have family that lives in collogne and i know what you mean, there are many leftist dickheads.
As long as you are inactive in politics and don't reveal your powerlevel you will be save.
You are there to work, not to become part of the community. Also there is always normies around that don't care about left or right views with wich you can go out or do other stuff.
Please don't judge a city purely by the outer appearance of the inhabitants that you mainly see there.
If you realy care about your future, you should not refuse any job offerings.
Be carefull where you start tho, maybe a big mechanic (e.g. certified mercedes/bmw/Audi mechanics) may be better to learn from than a little Mohammed with his shitstain tools.

No worries.

>As long as you are inactive in politics
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

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>wranon is already doing nothing

ayy lmao

kek didn't think about that

I bet this thing has been beat to shit by the previous owners, but damn that front is fucking sexy.
The decals are ugly tho
suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=219150177

Kawa GPZ 600R vs Yamaha XJ 600N or Suzooookeh Bandit 600?

Crazy....
youtube.com/watch?v=rQPm4Hb7vvc

>1.349 € (Brutto)

I totally agree euro.

Not going to lie, I thought about that too. But you can also just get a POS $500 bike and ride that.

suspension oil either forks or rear shocks perhaps.

>that fucking dashboard
Toppest of all keks
Get the GPZ and end your life with it please

i'd have to wait until SEM then to be the next one to die, but I'll think about it for you.

There's none of the liquid directly at the fork seals though and the suspension seems to be working fine
It was mostly on the side of the tank

Thanks honey

I go to college for free lol

and by free I literally mean you're paying for it. Thank you for your service to my paycheck

would it still count if I'd buy an ER 5?

>thinking I'm American

Auto

Fuck off to pol

I'm going to slice your brake lines whatever you're riding.

Too big. I want Motocompo to be produced again :(

anzeige ist out

That bike is basically the same size as a motocompto. Might even weigh less due to the fact it's not a brick.

Ist es Zeit für /DEUTSCHBT/ ?

Motocompo: 42kg.
Z50: 58kg.

war es for me von anfang on uezs

beschwöre fallenlass-user

Better looks are worth a few kg.

> t. fatty
get out landwhale

But motocompo looks better.

> A FUCKING BRICK
can't make that shit up

Minimalistic bricks are sexy. These straight lines a as sexy as girls' curves.

No.

>mgw wenn ich grade mal 1 std von wranone wegwohne
Versteck deine Ersparnisse du kleiner Fehlfick.

I wonder what kind of encryption those little hotspots have

First for curry yellow shit bike

>unironisch der Köln user sein der früher woanders wohnte
lass ma fahren :^)
können Luxemburg user und Bananapete mitnehmen, dann fahren wir fein zum Ring und da ein paar runden ;^)

>In Köln wohnen
Brudi ich bin ein Landei.
Wenn du ne karre hast können wir mal fahren. Dann fahren wir aber zusammen zur nächstgelegenen Ausbildungsstelle :^)

:^(

>ring
Nee danke, war mit dem Auto schon ziemlich Kamikaze lel

Canadian army guy here, after working with a good number of American troops, a lot of them are scraping at the bottom of the gene pool

sei mal nicht so ne Waginer :^)

Indian engineering/10

Nürburgring mit GPZ wann?

wenn A2 und GPZ da is :^(

Can I bug you guys one more time?

Is this a good deal? Was in the last thread and getting real close to buying my first bikefu.

What's something that could be easily overlooked when buying a used bike? Should I take someone that knows about motos?

inlandempire.craigslist.org/mcy/5577878114.html

Where to cop custom leathers for track days ?

Any recommended ebay sellers ?

>Should I take someone that knows about motos?
If you have that luxury, yeah. Two sets of eyes are better than one.

I'm a little bit sad.

I wish I could travel with my friends all year long and not worry about shit.

>Any recommended ebay sellers ?
No, not really. Get the real deal instead of cheapshit.

>streetfighter

Join the circus

I dunno...
When i got my bike i looked at the frame, brakes, forks and swingarm
The rest is replaceable
I missed nothing major, except the bigger brakes disks at the front chewed up some of the hugger
Look for oil underneath the motor/where the bike was parked start it cold and hot

American army guy here. Served with Canadians in Afghanistan. Nice guys on base but fuckheads on patrol. Same route, same day. Got one killed.

Go to a trackday. There's almost always 2 or 3 shops taking measures.
Or just go to a good shop with very knowledgeable people; my 2 off the rack Dainese suits fit better than my custom suit...

I know that feel, bro. Too bad riding for fun is not a job.

Streetfighter means "I crashed and broke the fairings, and Im too poor to properly repair it".
Check if anything else is broken.

Stop being a whiney cunt, wranon.

That's not a thing anymore, unless you're a rom.

It could be if you were as popular as ewan mc gregor,
but chances are nobody wold give a shit about your person.

>implying I'd talk about traveling with my friends
lmao what friends:^)

also i'm not really bothered by anything at all, so wasn't me.

I would have to look for someone since I don't have any friends

Is there something wrong with it or are you just memeing me?

Will do and that's good, kinda takes the pressure off of buying a used bike.

>backpedalling this hard
I hope you lubed the bearings on those pedals

Oh shit alright I'll definitely see if I can get in touch with my friend's motorcycle coworker.