Veeky Forums RAGE PART II

>Megaman pic
I already know what this is, blood pressure levels rising rapidly

I live in the countryside and work in the city. The tractors make me mad. Can't overtake because blind corners and on coming traffic.

>completely missing the point
That was actually made to make people cringe. There are other posts since then that have gotten more detailed.

One mentions that extra pressure from the turbo is used to boost the pressure of the fuel injectors so you don't overload the compression of the pistons.

>Audi TT doing 90kph in a 120kph, in the fast lane
>50 car length ahead
>Finally a space opens up for me to doing a raging undertaking manoeuvre
>Give him a chance to pull out of my way but he stays in the fast lane
>Move into the left lane to start the undertake
>Fucker moves over infront of me without indicating
>Hesitate trying to think if he just a total retard or will try to block me from overtaking in the fast lane again
>Floor it to 120kph and swiftly overtake him

If there is anything worse than an Audi driver speeding recklessly, it's an Audi driver pissing about below the speed limit stupidly.

Oh man, when it's vintage season here we get held up all the time from tractors and harvesters going over the 2 lane bridge. Luckily it only lasts a few weeks.

>sitting behind some slow fuck doing 90km/h in a 110km/h zone
>speed limit changes to 80km/h
>they speed up

It's ALWAYS some fuckwit in a softroader.

>me last night on way to work
>driving rain
>similar story, stuck behind car in fast lane
>other lane opens up, car doesn't move
>allofmyroadrage.pdf
>drop back a gear and gun it past in slow lane
>as i clutch in having just overtaken, car shoots carrots out exhaust*.
>mfw

*only does this every so often

But when you're on your way to work it pisses you off. Having a tiny engine doesn't help over taking either.

Carrots? Like the vegetable??

>shit that never happened

archive link to last thread?

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>BE'S ME AT BURGER KING
>ASK THE OWNER FOR A DRINK OF COKE
>HE SAYS OK AND I WAIT FOR A SECOND
>LATER ON HE SAYS THE FOLLOWING
>WOULD YOU LIKE ISIS WITH THAT
>NOPE.JPG
>NOPE.PNG
>NOPE.MP5
>LOOKS ODD AT HIM WHILE SCARED
>HE THEN SAYS THE FOLLOWING
>WOULD YOU LIKE ICE'S WITH YOUR DRINK
>THINKS FOR A FEW SECONDS TO KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT WAS RELY GOING ON

Wtf don't even know the story

>me on computer
>looks up define dank on google to see what i get
>WOW.jpg
>ponders what i saw last night to my freinds

i bet you arnt old enough to be here

Fire out the tailpipe, uleh. Think real hard about the shape...

>kph
This triggers me

I've never, heard that before made me kek after thinking about it tho

>mfw my grandpa's name was uleh but he had it changed at ellis island

holy fuck this

I worked at a Meijer for three years to buy my first shitbox and to help pay for college. The first two I was under 18 so I pushed carts. How fucking braindead are these people?

Don't even get me started on the people who mix the big and small carts together. It would sometimes take 10 minutes just to sort out a fucked corral because some dumbasses mixed up the carts.

That shit happenes every man
>Speed limit is 35MPH
>Better go 45-50MPH
>Speed limit is 45MPH
>No one goes over 45MPH
I remember when driving was fun, now it's just a pain in the ass.

>light is Left Turn Yield
>oncoming traffic is endless
>light is protected left
>empty street

>at this point husband wants to fight me in the plaza starts pushing me around

This is why I carry erry day. Had some faggot get physical after he caused an accident with me. Big man got super fucking small super fucking quick when I drew my S&W Bodyguard.

>be me
>got first car at 16
>always a careful driver since watching liveleak videos of fatal crashes as a teen
>while car was in dealership being serviced one day, got run over by a drunk driver and doctor took away my license
>dad has to drive me since mom is also going through a slew of medical issues and has her own physical therapy an hour after mine
>dad drives like a fucking maniac
>cuts people off, never uses his signal, speeds, tailgates, doesn't pay attention
>today alone nearly got us into two wrecks
>first time we were driving to physical therapy
>he has a new E-Class E400 4Matic with blind spot monitoring and all these alert systems
>he's texting one of his workers
>starts drifting into the other lane
>car starts beeping
>still not paying attention
>tell him that he's drifting, and he needs to get off the phone
>ignores me
>raise my voice slightly
>ignores me
>as we're so close to hitting the other car, slap the phone out of his hand and he corrects himself and says "sorry"
>on the way back about an hour later
>intersection near my house has a railroad crossing
>he stops in the middle of the tracks
>meanwhile, oil trains come through the area CONSTANTLY
>one of said trains is approaching, tell him about it
>he's on his phone playing World of Ships or some stupid Pay to Win game he has on his phone
>the bells start ringing, and as the little arm starts coming down it ends up bumping the top of his car
>he ends up running a red light to get away from the train

I can't wait until I can drive again, because his ass needs to be taken off the road. My primary doctor won't budge on the issue unless I get a surgery, so we are just waiting on a referral for a second opinion. I can't wait to have my license again.

Unless you're talking about the .38 the bodyguard .380 is garbage

back-story
>be P-plater
>have shitty contractual based job, pays pennies
>mother pays for car servicing, i'll pay her back as soon as I get a full time job.

rage story
>own a great condition used car
>no issues at all
>auto slips up once in a blue moon, drives fine otherwise
>driving mum around in it one day
>auto isn't paying attention, rolled for about one second, typical behaviour since it was cold
>OMG user WHY HAVENT YOU TOLD ME YOUR CAR IS BROKEN?!!?!?!?!? YOURE GETTING THE TRANSMISSION SERVICED THIS WEEK!!!
>Whatever, i'll just take it to reliable-man, he'll tell you to fuck off.
>NO user!!! WE'RE TAKING IT TO YOUR BROTHERS FRIENDS WORK!!! THEY'LL BE CHEAPER!!!
>cheaper =/= better
>said shop is the EPITOMY of dodgy; small as shit, heaps of staff, connected to a gas station.
>by the time we got it booked in, the car developed an exhuast leak & a rattle aswell
>rattle was clearly heatshielding.
>couldn't fix it since the car was at the """mechanics"""
>4 days later, car is ready to be picked up
>[insert boring shop shit here]
>transmission felt the same as before
>rattle & leak haven't been fixed
>the shop called two """exhaust specialists""" to quote me for my car, since the fuckwits couldn't fix it
>both quote over $600 for a catand a ceramic seal
>no fucking way
>for once in her life, mum agrees that $600 is bullshit
>night falls
>driving to a friends house, cruising at 70km/h
>rev's are above 2k, wierd
>switch to sequential shift, put the car in 4th
>revs drop to 1600
>all is good
>hours pass, leave friends house
>accelerating to 50km/h
>CEL comes on
>limp mode engaged
>throttle not responding
>forced to roll to the side of the road
>turn car off & on again
>seems to be running fine
>manage to get home
>tell mother what happened, blame shop
>NO user!!! ITS YOUR DRIVING!! YOURE BREAKING YOUR (4 speed indestructo-box) TRANSMISSION!!!
>Brother chimes in: HURR DURR ITS NOT MADE FOR YOU TO CHANGE DUH GEURRRSSS HURRRR
cont

cont
>next day
>decide to hunt down the exhaust leak, since it seemed to be coming from the manifold
>theres a heatshield / cover in the way (maybe you've seen my thread)
>try to undo 1st bolt
>won't budge
>suspicions engaged
>spray all bolts with WD40, wait half an hour, and try again
>attempt resulted in my 13mm socket SPLITTING at 3/6 corners
>socket is fucked
>pissed at shit socket, pissed at my bolts being tightened
>go inside, clearly angry
>mother asks what happened
>explain that the shop she went to tightened my bolts to stop me from fixing the exhaust on my own, and my socket split as a result
>THEY'D NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT user!! YOU WERE BEING TOO ROUGH!! YOURE FULL OF SHIT!!
>decide enough is enough
>call reliable man, explain the situation
>he says that the leak is a common issue with my car, and it is stupidly easy to fix
>trans, not so much, might be fine, might be on deathbed.
>mfw mother & brother are fucking retarded
>mfw dodgy shop have probably killed my transmission
>mfw I was beta enough to let dumbshits dictate where I take my car

tell your mom and force her to cuck him out of sex until he learns how to drive

that fuckwit WILL kill you user, you've just been lucky up until this point

what was the car?

honestly, I don't understand why our family's distrust us with our cars so much.

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I still wonder how some peoples parents are such dicks. Rainbow ranger and his mom for example.

My parents are quite chill, old man outright insists on getting his hands dirty when I'm wrenching on my project cars.
My mother too is quite supportive of my hobby, every now and then helping too especially when I'm ordering parts from germany.
She does bitch and whine when I spend money on the cars, always remarking if they're worth owning when there's always something I'm buying for them.

Yeah, its the .38

If I wanted a mag-fed pocket pistol its be a LC9 or something.

i knew someone who put gas in their diesel truck

Back when I had a terminator, I swear all sorts of shit would line up with me,dsms, civics, other brostangs trying to prove something, ever time I rolled down my window dudes would always get pissed, or start laughing.

Like when I go to car club meets and shit like that, no one gives me shit for being a woman, I swear every fucking dudebro feel the need to explain to me my gender and why that makes me an inferior driver.

oh fuck off, this isn't /g/ where you get to amass ebin replies and reaction images

if you were able to handle a terminator without running it through a crowd you're already a better driver than most men.

not even going to open it

>My in laws didn't want to let me replace my wife's timing belt (a very involved process on Toyota v6)
>I would of had to use their garage to do it and they didn't trust me to do the job or to get it done yadda yadda.
Local mechanic wants $950.
>Fuck that noise
>tell them I'll do the repair at local abandoned gas station (I don't have space for this type of job)
>ask for help towing it there
>the idea terrifies them so they cave and let me do the repair
> do the repair and everything goes smoothly
>earn in laws respect and am now family's go to car guy.
>tfw everyone lets me molest their cars
Maybe these people with dick parents or family are just people that don't have the means to do proper repair. If your rusty Stanley ratchet set is breaking on you then maybe you're not really equipped to do a good job. Just speculation, I know people can be really really stupid about trusting shops and not putting enough faith in home repair.

>brandishing a weapon
>in a non life threatening situation
>in any situation that you could have backed out of
>drawing a weapon at any time other than an immediate danger to your well being, or others around you
>being a little bitch OH EHY LOOK AT ME I HAVE A GUN STFU NOW

fucking people, I swear.

>riding home from work
>barely any traffic since out inna farm country
>not speeding at all because extra DUI enforcement bullshit going on
>just cruising down the boring straights and gentle curves completely legal
>unmarked unit pulls out behind me after I pass a service road
>think nothing of it because I definitely was doing nothing wrong
>tell myself hes heading somewhere on business
>nope.jpg
>approaching a stop light I down shift and coast to a stop
>red and blues flashing the instant I'm stopped
>look back at the cop car and gesture "what the fuck"
>flinstone my bike over into the shoulder and set it on the kickstand
>cop doesn't get out of his car, he just rolls down the passenger window and starts yelling at me
>tells me not to rev at him, and that I'm riding like an asshole
>tells me thats how "dipfuck teens" lose their license
>turns his lights off and drives away
>I have no idea what just happened
>I'm a 30 year old man
>get more and more angry thinking about it

>non life threatening situation
>get punched
>knocked out and fall backwards on head
>Congratulations, you're a vegetable.

>just got my own place
>cozy 1 bed 1 bath duplex in the town I grew up in
>literally no niggers or crime in this town
>rent is only $450 a month
>my side has a little yard and a bigger driveway than my neighbors
>neighbor pretty chill, works a lot so he's either in or out every day, doesn't really give a fuck which is fine with me

>assuming some stupid old lady lived here before me judging by the pictures online
>no pets allowed
>of course she had a little shithead dog
>fleas fucking everywhere
>didn't notice until I moved all my shit in
>bites all up and down my leg
>sink is clogged because she presumably poured grease down it and drains slow as fuck
>can't run the water for more than 5 seconds without the drain overfilling
>I don't even want to walk into my new home because these fleas are driving me fucking insane

I fucking wish we would euthanize fucking stupid old people who don't follow the rules. Stupid fucking bitch.

>allowing yourself to get punched
>not just backing away, and keeping a distance
>using firearm only when all attempts to exit the situation have failed.

>what is stand your ground
>what is no duty to retreat

I would have done the same thing. Watching that "big man" switch to little bitch in a split second would be the most satisfying shit.

depends on state tho.

in some liberal shitholes you have to make every attempt to exit the situation, and call the police before you can use lethal force.

I spoke with my pain management doctor, not my surgeon. He says I'm okay to drive now.

So I'm gonna have to re-take my license test tomorrow first thing in the morning. I had a "Come to Jesus" meeting with my dad last night and told him to get his shit together. I'm still pissed that he allowed that fucking railroad arm to come down and hit his new $65k car and he didn't give a shit. I don't even drive, but I still take care of my car even though it's been parked for nearly 2 years.

How did that conversation go?

...you know it's the landlord's responsibility to ensure you are living in a pest free home, right?

In fairness they did clean the house and spray for fleas and shit. They said they did anyway. I'm going down there and telling them about it today.

>going on roadtrip
>speed limit 70 mph, cruise control set at 76 mph
>pass several cars
>enter town, speed limit 35 mph
>slow down to 36-37
>all the cars I passed don't even slow down
>have to pass them all again
every time.

>Merging into highway
>One lane to merge but its wide
>Asshole on a Jetta wants to pass me before merging
>I obviously deny it since we are too close to the highway and I would have to brake a lot just to let him pass
>Fuck you nigga, I move to the left so he doesnt even try to pass me on a one lane merging road
>Asshole honks at me like I almost made him crash
>We both merge to the highway he passes me
>He slows down infront of me so I try to pass him
>At this point I am mad shit angry because this guy couldnt just wait for the highway to pass
>It was seriously a 15 second wait and I wasnt even going slow
>When I move to the left lane to pass him and start accelerating he changes lanes too
>Hes a fucking idiot because he didnt realize the front of my car was already leveled with his back tire
>Steers really agressive to the left
>On one of my proudest moments I too steer to the left just enough to dont crash on the rails but also to avoid this idiot
>I see him yell at me through his mirror
>Road rage to the max
>I picked up my bat and show it to him
>This guy was on the car with his wife and kid
>I follow him around for about 5 minutes with the bat resting on the windshield
>I try to keep as close as possible so this guy shit his pants

I bet he slept on the couch that night and his kid now knows his dad is a pussy

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Lol

anybody have the cap of the dude on a scubaru forum who ran sand through his engine to "sandblast" it?
I need that one in the collection of retardation

>One lane highway
>Cars must move to the right on both sides so you let other cars pass
>Be behind a bus
>Im allowed to pass
>theres a truck on the coming traffic driving all the way in the lane instead of going right
>Use my blinkers and move outside my line a bit to request him to move to the right
>hes not moving
>we are coming
>Bus moves more the right to try and give me more space
>Truck still fucking covering all the lane
>As we get closer I merge back behind the bus so the truck and I dont crash into each other
>Truck flashes his lights at me
>Honks right as we pass
>Are you fucking serious

This guy thought it was my fault, I seriously dont understand why people get on highways without knowing a fucking thing about the rules.

Its not the only time it has happen but this is the one that made me rage the most.

Why is the world full of such animals?

>be driving truck home
>minivan comes to pass me
>right on front bumper
>don't do it man don't do it
>you dumbfuck
>fucking pits himself right into my bumper
>cave in the side of his fucking shitty minivan
>shoving him down the highway
>60mph
>get over to side of road
>hes crying and screaming at me
>HOW DARE YOU HIT ME blabla
>i bring up the fact that he fucked up, not me, and the reason why his van looks like a stomped-on can is physics
>WAAAAAA
>fine, fuck you.
>insurance and shit, wrecker comes for his shit, truck is fine
>later determined its his fault
>get bumper re-powedercoated at his cost
fucking retards, man.
for the record, nobody was hurt.

Surprisingly well, actually. I told him that his business is important, but not important enough to get killed over his negligence. I also said that he treats his cars like utter shit and that even though he goes through a new car every 4 years, treating them like dirt is unacceptable.

I mostly shamed him for his terrible driving, and told him he needed to get his shit together.

To be fair user, your brother is right about manually shifting your shitbox auto. While they put that feature there, it's not really intended for full time use. It's there more as a selling feature and will never be that quick or responsive.

Probably a Honda shitbox. Those autos had a lot of issues.

I thought the "manual gears" were for like hauling/tugging shit extremely short distances and scaling really steep inclines.

Nobody has a right to try to beat on you. If he'd actually shot the man (assuming he gave up at the sight of the gun), that would be excessive, but you should be able to use superior force to DETER an attack.

I love posts from Australia
Hows the weather mate?

epic XD please take this upvote sir

>Driving through city mid-morning after work rush is over, 2 lane road, one lane eventually leads into a turn or can go straight on, other goes straight on, going straight has no turns for a considerable distance
>I'm on turning lane, spot a guy in a lifted truck a little behind me and in the other lane
>Lane he's on is completely empty in front
>Suspect he wants in my lane
>I've got a car fairly close to my front, no room for him, was going a safe distance, but I closed it up and carefully maintained the distance to make sure he can't merge in front
>Plenty of space if he wants to merge behind me
>Nope.jpg, looks like he's GOTTA BE IN FRONT
>He speeds up ahead
>Oh, maybe he doesn't want to merge
>Slows down
>Side by side with me now
>Starts drifting across my lane, no indicators, either a retard driving or he's trying to scare me into braking
>Look out my window, he's waving his hands angrily at me
>I don't give a fuck, shrug look back to the road and don't budge an inch
>I call his bluff, he keeps getting closer, and I don't back off or even move away, not even a hands length apart now, my mirror is almost touching his car
>He gets mad, backs away and speeds off
>Tries to merge further ahead, it's taking a while.
>Someone eventually lets him in
>Doesn't even turn, keeps going straight on, could have just stayed in the other lane and not tried to run me off the road and gotten angry.

What was his reaction? No offense, but he kind of sounds like a dumbass while driving.

Traffic related. Every morning I go down a two lane road that ends at two traffic lights, immediately after the lights it merges into one lane. Every morning, it backs up in one lane. Most people understand that they should stay in that one lane, it's more efficient that way.

But every fucking time, several chucklefucks will just skip down alongside the whole damn line and try to merge in after the traffic lights. Every day they disrespect dozens of people and common sense. It makes my blood boil. I never let them over no matter what but the people behind me do.

Got one like that, 4 lane one way with the furthest left lane merging onto the expressway, light turns green and the people in the lane to the right always try to race and get on the expressway.

Must never let them get in.

Snow and inclines I believe. Not manu-matic driving

Perhaps not outright rage, but goddamn does this crossing make people reckless
>one lane to each direction, no lane markings
>but coming to this crossing, the road widens enough for two cars
>supposed to be that if you turn left you pick center and if you go straight/right you pick right
>some retards going straight still pick center, and thus get stuck behind cars waiting to turn left
>those retards then cut people off to get to right
>and I always have to fear I'm gonna get plowed by people turning left when I want to go straight and the crossing's full of traffic

Sure, tough guy.

That's still a pretty looking street

"Manuel mode" in an auto locks it into gear better so you can use engine braking, yes it fucks shit up

>these people exist
>they are currently alive and breathing
>they live on the same planet i do
>they are allowed to breed
>they are allowed to drive

What's the story?

I've never felt such a combination of "I hope he's serious" and "Goddamn I hope he's not serious".

>doesn't know zipper merging at the end of the lane is more efficient.

>fucks shit up
How exactly?

>What's the story?
>dude on a scubaru forum who ran sand through his engine to "sandblast" it

>he couldn't read the quo-
ah
Ahhh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
WOW WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT
WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE RIGHT HERE
LET'S HAVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE THAT HE MANAGED TO FIND HIS WAY ONLINE
and a moment of silence for the poor lost souls who deal with his idiocy on a daily basis
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Never have kids. Please.

Porting and polishing an intake generally involves sandblasting at some point
Queue man trying to save time and money by feeding sand into the engine. If you don't know what that does, give it a whirl on a junk lawnmower, then tear down the engine and see the results.

Not in the Gunshine State

Lil Tray Tray learned that lesson.

>Be me
>Out for a rip in my buddy's Ram 1500 at night
It's blacked out, no lift but bigger tires, loud hemi. If you saw it you'd probably think it's not a good idea to mess with whoever is driving
>Stopped to make a left turn at a T-intersection
>1 car coming, little 2 door honda
>He's got his left turn signal on and slows down almost stopping at the intersection
>We think he's turning and letting us go so we pull out
NUPE
>Throws his high-beams on and floors it after us
>Following us down every street we take
timetoplaythegame.mp3
>head down winding road leading to country
>Turn and floor it down a straight country road and cut the lights, turn into first farm track we see
>Cut the lights just before he turned so he didn't see us pull down the track
>Car stops after turning wondering where we went, he finally turns around and drives away

We had the windows down when we pulled out so he could see there were 2 fairly big guys in the truck but he still wants to I guess fight or something. What really pisses me off is his fuck-up caused the whole thing and he couldn't control himself.
Some people...

Until they fix it and get another spray done you should get a pan and fill it with soapy water and leave that near something warm like under a TV or on a windowsill

>Fleas go to the warmth
>Land in water
>Soap means no surface tension
>Little bastards drown.

Source: Shitty roommate had a shitty habit of "adopting" every fucking filthy stray they saw fleas often included.

Soooo long story, short; you and your friend ran like pussies in your big black truck from someone in a civic. Great story.

Better than getting in a fight on the side of the road. There's gotta be something wrong with him if he wants to go after 2 people to the point where he follows them out of the city. Better to avoid that then get out not knowing who you're dealing with.

You've said "fight" in two posts now. If someone's following you with bad intentions, assume the worst. Guns, knives etc.

>driving down 5 lane stretch of road leading to airport
>speed limit drops from 90 to 70 to 40 in like 500 meters
>literally no one on this road except me
>suddenly this audi comes up behind me at mach 3
>he just came out of the 90kmh zone while i'm just getting into the 40 zone
>slams on the brakes behind me
>3 empty lanes to my right and 1 to my left
>i get in left lane since i want to turn up ahead
>he lays on the horn and floors it past me
>straight into the domestic terminal of the airport
someone was late for his plane

Exactly why we didn't stay to talk. You don't know who's in the car or what they have with them. Hopefully the dipshit does it to the wrong people one day. People who can't control themselves after a small incident like someone pulling in front really shouldn't be driving.

>Driving to Uni in my shitbox
>Going down one of the main roads in our city, about 8 lanes wide, 4 eastbound and 4 west with a median
>Driving on the left lane because it has the least traffic since people are usually entering and leaving shopping centers and the highway.
>Just hit about 45 after leaving a red light not too far back and out of nowhere this guy in a BMW coming out of a gas station on my right thought that now was the best time to go onto the oncoming lanes
>He crosses all the way and then stops right in front of me
>I slam the brakes right before the brake limit because no abs or traction control.
>Same time I'm swerving a bit to the left because to my right there are cars, I'm trying to not get anyone hurt, mainly myself.
>Right as I do this, guy starts to move forward, once again infront of me
>WTF.jpg
>Right before I hit him, he goes off and runs down the oncoming road.
>AreYouKiddingMe.png
>My entire left side hits onto the median at like 20ish mph, my windows were down so dirt flies into my face.
>I had just cleaned the car fully, so I'm pissed as shit
>I get out and stare at my now bend rim, blown tire, and probably destroyed axis.
>Some people who where around me stopped to help and give me a partial that they saw before he ran off
>Cop comes and tells me they can't chase him down or get his insurance to pay because I didn't hit anyone
>Parents immediately take away the car and send it to our mechanic because they probably think I can't do shit to the car myself.
>It's been over a week since I've seen the car and we finally got a price on the repairs and it's fucking insane.
>I could have probably gone down to a U-Pick or something and gotten the parts I needed for cheap
>My parents keep telling me it's not my fault but I can sense the blame coming out of them.
>They always blame me for everything that happens to that car.

This entire week has felt like shit, I've had to drive my parent's shitty auto cars instead of my stick shitbox.

The merge lane does not have the right of way in that situation, you were in the wrong.

My irritation is other drivers who don't understand that the lane that is either ending or merging on does not have the right of way and need to yield to the continuing lane. Drivers Ed 101