/dsg/ - Souls General

>Hype up Yhorm in the cinematic as the end-all be-all of baller bosses
>Actual fight is the dullest gimmick-a-thon in souls history

What did they mean by this?

Superior waifu coming through

How the fuck do I pvp with the witch's locks?
It has no tracking, and doesn't seem to have the 2hit stunlock that just about every other weapon has.

>wants to take over the world
>without legs

big guy conquers lots land then abyss comes and swallows said land
Enter abosswatchers, destroy kingdom, bury it and build a house on top of it where they live now

dude remember that big bad boss skeleton from Dark Souls 1 (tm)?

69 stability is a lot. At 30 endurance you can withstand 8 Card Captor attacks in a row.

>superior
>doesn't even have an actual in-game model

git gud weeb loser

Just abuse the sheer range and play unlocked, or at least unlock at the last second. Also, use the L2 when they start to get flustered or begin sleeping.

>Doesn't even have an actual model
>People just pallet-swap Papi and call it canon
As expected from /v/irgins who think their pallet-swapped Tomoko is the height of original female character design.

Haven't played since a month after launch, anything changed?

>someone uses jelly paste
WHAT NOW

Should I go full 60 faith +ds spear for my next character or 45/45 int/fth for a crystal chime build.

I'll give it a shot. Thanks

>back off
>eat raspberry

>without legs

Didn't help Seath at all, did it? He was a bitch.

Dank Sword got a stamina usage nerf
Hornet Ring "adjusted," overall it's the same really
Raw Mail Breaker is fucking insane because they buffed its crit damage to 140, same with Dagger

Actually on the subject of jelly paste
>face 2kat
>he jelly pastes
>fuck me I forgot to buy raspberries
>I dodge EVERY SINGLE ATTACK
>still get !!!BLOOD LOSS!!!
Nice game Fromsoft, such quality

do you want me to place my sign outside pontiff's door, mr ayy le mao?

>it sidesteps the argument of parrying(also stability) of medium shields being garbage

I can block regular mobs in areas just fine. It's not like you could block the Drakekeeper Maulers or anything.

>GRORIOUS NIPPON STEER SO SHARP SEND WIND RIKE RAZERS

different game mang

dude, you don't want the Cloranthy ring?

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I WANT DLC NOW

it would literally just be old hero2.0
who cares

Raw MB is great at low levels. Dagger's better at high levels.

prepare for Gundyr the 3rd

Crystal Chime build plus a single pyromancy. Dual wield the catalysts sometimes and make use of the hidden Spell Comboing.

>Fireball variants can combo into Soul Arrow variants which combos into Gnaw/Dorhys' Gnawing; the order is something like that
>also, Boulder Heave can be combo'd from at least a Fireball, dunno what else
>you'll know you performed a spell combo when there's a bright flash on the next thing you cast
>spell combos can basically act as one-two punches like regular weapon R1s and shit
>Fireball variants include Great Chaos Fire Orb, Soul Arrow variants include fucking Aural Decoy and Great Heavy Soul Arrow
>Lightning Spear and variants can't be used in any fucking combo whatsoever

Claimed.

i thought only the suns firstborn ring is there?

>Extremely long expanse of beach
>Literally Frigid Outskirts 2.0 with constantly respawning Hydras in the sea and Giant Crabs infested with Pus of Man on the sand

Can't wait.

drop onto the chair itself my man
the cloranthy ring is one of like 3 good rings in this game

>Gundry starts in Pus of Man mode but after taking half health the Pus forms into a Dark Phantom Gundyr
>Begin Super Gundyr Bros.
>Their air juggle ends with a double high-kick from both sides while you're falling

From pls.

>see strange mirage at the end of the beach
>turns into a tremendous pyramid

We goin to Londor
Londor

yea no sorry, it was the suns firstborn,
also jumping down there wasnt really a good idea

DLC should be entirely based on Gundyr

>you have to fight Gundyr four times total, which takes up all of the boss fights in DLC pack 1
>his story isn't complete until you beat him one more time in DLC pack 2

>yfw the dlc entrance is in the archives so you have to beat 90% of the game to access it AND they've removed the tears of denial skip

I really hope they don't just tie everything up neatly with Velka being responsible for the Curse.

>the deacons are lit!!
>londor calls for aid!!

Londor is too important for the first DLC
it'll probably be number 2

If we went to Carthus it would probably just be connected to the catacombs

>velka ends up being gwyns wife
>the entire series is an allegory to having a bad marriage
>gwyn becomes the fucking drunk dad from katamari grimdark edition

Velka always was Gwyn's wife

holy fucking shit pontiff has way too much hp with 2 phantoms

that was a pretty fuckin sweet parry tho

next time we get i'm gonna drop you a few things

why are all the most powerful waifus absent from the game in person

>velka never seen
>gwynevere never seen
>velka possibly one of the most powerful figures of the games due to her ruling over sin
>gwynevere popping out angels

The DLC would have to add as much content as the base game to fix all the problems.
Still, I hold out hope that From pulls off a miracle.

ANOR LONDO PC FC WHEN

william put your sign down

>3 hrs grinding
>no deserter armor drop

Is she a dragon? Does this finally solve the Priscella/Yorshka enigma? Gwyns entire nobility shtick was a lie, he had his malformed trap son create the illusion of Gwynevere as the perfect 10/10 humanoid daughter so nobody would suspect his dragon-fucking fetish. Nameless found out about his heritage and switched sides.

All this death and suffering because Gwyn was so desperate to hide his scale-lust from the world.

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>speedrun
>3 deserter pants drop

Emerald Herald is the ugliest and the most annoying Fire Keeper.

>Is she a dragon?

The statue in at least 3 suggests not

does the set have gauntlets?

Nah she's a crow.

The ring is for all the fun, thanks
I gotta run

Queen Lothric is also not seen.

No. I'm going with the starting knight gauntlets/boots.

I got 18 crossbow drops, 8 steel soldier helms and 4 deserter trousers.

the deserters themselves wear some form of gauntlets but they don't drop them

one job from

gwynevere is queen lothric...??

Dlcs have always been a jump in difficulty even at the point you're supposed to encounter them, I'm OK with that
>deacons

She's not ugly but she's certainly the worst.

>put nashandra to rest
She redeemed herself, user

>not getting lit on imbibing the last shudders of life

alright m8 had a blast cooping with you, i gotta take a break aswell though

Why do you have iframes for only about half of your wakeup animation after getting knocked down in DS3?

Why does the game make you vulnerable for the default wakeup animation when you can also roll out of it halfway through?

thanks for the jolly co-operation
wish there were ascetics so i could do pontiff sullyvahn again, such a cool and fun boss

>pure bladestone comic always goes missing
FUUUUUUUGGGG.

Fug, I was going to claim this one

>the Footmen in Settlement with the giant machetes have their entire armor set modeled and described and ready to go
>somehow they decided against it in the end

Maybe they planned on having it reduce backstab damage or even prevent it, but decided against that and just removed it entirely.

Also, give us the fucking tracers, From

Funnily enough, it's actually possible to glitch the Priscilla fight and make it where you can actually never leave the Painted World. Effectively ends a game.

not as bad as falconers in DS2 not dropping their scimitars

fucking disgraceful to put in the entire armor set and the stupid shield, yet leave out the weapons

>Implying dragons can't be crows

That's a stormdrake, but sure, they're clearly related.

>"son i see u told your dad to fuck off"
>"i heard you like dragons but h-here.."
>"its a crow dragon. love u son."
>"t-thanks mom"

If the way out is right there, why doesn't Priscilla just leave?

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why would she leave? its her world

Did you guys see the rune translations yet?

Because the world is peaceful and its inhabitants kind

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The Princess Gaurd and Blue Fucks would probably kill her/shove her back in.

>Velka always was Gwyn's wife
Quit pulling stuff out of your ass

>If the way out is right there, why doesn't Priscilla just leave?

She is a living antithesis to life. She would basically darkhand anyone she touched.

It could be argued that dying Gwyndolin planting the seed of her existence as an obsession in Aldrich's mind was actually a trap to make the fucker kill himself.

youtube.com/watch?v=QlGUkJjyPwQ

Holy shit, that Dark Souls comic was horrible.

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