Witness it

To clarify I was the only one looking for a battery. Anyways, another story

>local Walmart is always a shit show because Massachusetts drivers and nobody knows how a 4 way stop works
>sister and I driving there to buy some shit (1997 Escort)
>look up from my phone in time to see a fuckhueg malibu slam into us right on the B pillar
>glass explosion
>spins us around a couple times
Airbags didn't deploy oddly enough
>we stall to a stop and the lady keeps rolling leaving a trail of coolant
>sister freaking out
>I'm pretty calm about it
>lady comes up and is like "oh sorry didn't see you lol"
>police and EMS arrive, give them my POV
>they ask if the car still drives despite it being bent into a U shape
>letsfindout
>pop the key in and it putters to life
>let them take care of it and hop in the amberlamps with sister
I went home and changed my oil after lol

>at work
>working near sharp corner
>used to cars speeding cause backroads
>hear car approaching faster than average and look up
>see Ford Focus come halfway off the road coming around corner
>over corrects and ends up on the other lane
>over corrects again and ends up doing a 360 in the dirt
>comes to a stop just inches from a concrete sump that would have fucked her shit up

That's about it, never witnessed a full blown accident.

5 Lanes
Lights Green
2 Left turn lanes
Im in 2 left turn lanes Car behind me seems in a hurry passes really close to me
There is nobody in the 1st left turn lanes
Suddenly old small ford suv tries to get on 1st lane
Crash
Suv loses front driver wheel
sedan bounces onto the median
hes stuck in between both side of the median

I have backed into three lightpoles as my work because they require we back into the parking space to reduce accidents.

I apparently back poorly

Which is kinda ironic considering I, among other veichles, drive a front loader with a 13 cubic meter shovel. That machine is like 4 meters tall and I never break stuff with it (unlike other collegues)

but backing into a parking spot in early morning where I jolted out of bed 20 minutes ago is my nemesis

Never seen an accident on the roads though, have avoided a couple by driving cautiously

For Americans and Somalis, 13 cubic meters is 459 cubic feet according to jewglo

Just for sake of scale

I saw someone run over a little girl right in front of her mother.
She probably died at the hospital.

>Joetta drivers

I've seen 2 cars completely flip over on 880.

Lol this morning, someone was mad I was going the speed limit while in the left lane. He got mad and passed me in the right and almost missed his turn on the right. He took it to fast in his pickup and lost control, did a 180 and hit a curb.

Was it a Dodge caravan?
Only saw 3 burning cars, 2 were caravans. Heard it's a trans fluid leak that burns.

Yet another reason to avoid autotragic

Saw someone back into another car in the parking lot and take off. The sad thing is that someone was waiting in the car that got hit.

Did you "draw" that pic or some kind of program?
I think someone could could make battle plans for the fury road.

Seen a few accidents.

Some dumbass kids killed themselves right outside my house. They were riding a stolen bike and kicking the wing mirrors off cars, one of them booted a car door, sending the bike the other way into a speed camera. Guy on pilion smacked his head.on the speed camera and then the kerb, died instantly because his brain was no longer inside his head.

Dunno what happened to the driver but the ambulance lot bought him back to life three times, so if he somehow lived I doubt he wants to be alive anymore.

The other accident happened a few weeks back, some old geezer in a brand new SLK or something crashes it into a pedestrian crossing going for an overtake, rolled the thing onto its roof. He lived that I think.

>died riding a stolen bike and kicking off peoples mirrors

So there is a god after all.

Seen loads, been in a few

Been in:
1: In the back of my mom's Audi 80 back in the 90's, stopped at a ped crossing when it got rear ended by some chav cunts doing about 30 after skidding ~25m. Hit hard enough to wedge the rear doors shut and give us all some serious whiplash. Was a lovely car too.
2: Rear ended a month ago in my e39, stop start traffic, guy behind me thought I was driving off instead of moving up a couple of feet, hit me about 5mph. Some nasty damage to the front of his mint e36, just a scratch on my rear bumper.
3: Last Christmas in my e39, driving some lovely country roads in Yorkshire, cunt farmer john comes blazing round a blind bend on my side and I had nowhere to go but the ditch, took half my bumper.
4: Just before #3 in my e39, skidding that shit around a corner and got a bit too throttle-happy, didn't countersteer enough and hit a railing. Cracked my bumper and pulled number plate off which now resides on my dash :^)

Seen:
1: Bloke walked out into traffic without looking and got nailed by a car doing ~20, flipped him up and about 20 feet through the air. All his shopping including shitloads of flour and eggs all over the road
2-infinity: fucking millions of fender benders but nothing major

Me in my tall van, front row seat to a blowing throw a stoplight, multicar wreck

>I was at stoplight to go left
>light was red
>people in cross-road making their GREEN left turns
>in the direction opposite me, a woman in beat-ass truck blows throw redlight
>destroys 2 cars that were turning left
>beat-ass truck careens into a light pole where it stopped
>Me, HOLY SHIT! I pulled over to start checking people and called 911
>Several people bleeding, a destroyed Toyota sedan and Cheby truck covered in SEMPER FI stickers is caved in sideways
>I then go check on the beat-ass truck
>It was still running
>drivers door open
>you could smell the stink from 15 feet away
>the woman who was driving is NOWHERE to be found
>she ran away
>beat-ass truck is more rust than truck, so much trash inside
>it's dumping fluids, so I reach in, gag on the stink, and kill the engine. Be Engine Kevorkian.
>police and ambulances start showing up
>I give my statement, 3 pages

>weeks later DA asks if I would like to testify in court
>Sure
>Meet the DA on the case
>Driver that caused wreck, meth-head woman, many arrests, many warrants
>Defense shows my photocopy of my statement, is this accurate?
>YEP!
>His shoulders kinda slumped, he knew he had no defense for his client
>Judge came around, asked a few questions
>15 minutes later I was told that trial was off, she took a plea deal for 2 years in prison and 10 years no license

She was drving with no license, in a truck that wasn't registered and no insurance, totaled a car and truck, damaged a street light pole, sent 3 people to the hospital with bad cuts and a few broken bones

>walk into gas station at 7ish
>buy something
>turn around
>see a Toyota ram a Honda from behind through the glass
>chuckle and leave the station

>10 years no license
Because that stopped her before

Judgy should've switched those numbers around

>making left turn through intersection
>woman in PT cruiser flies through red light and clips the front of my gti
>my car shudders and I stop, her car spins 3 times and flies off the road into the rocks under an underpass (going about 50mph)
>turns out she had 4 kids in the car with her and didn't have license or registration
>had to deal with insurance for the next two weeks and rental cars
>at least somebody stopped to give witness to the police

Fuckin PT cruisers

>walking through Walmart parking lot
>two idiots back out of their spots directly across from each other at the same time
>either one could have stopped or just looked
>neither do
>smash right into each other back bumper to back bumper
>both get out
>both women
>laugh all the way back to my car

People are fucking retarded

I just made it with this website
draw.accidentsketch.com

>driving to work in my truck
>two lane road i'm in the right
>old ass bitch in a bmw swerving between lanes in front of me
>finally stays in the left
>decide to pass
>mid-pass bitch swerves into me and is basically pushing my truck off the road
>almost pushes me into the sidewalk
>hellfuckingno.jpg
>swerve right then left hard
>ram the shit out of her
>bitch spins out into the opposite side of the road
>park and run across to check shit out
>she just dips down a side street and doesn't even stop
>truck was fine just a big ass white paint scratch on my front left fender

Old people should not be allowed to drive

Is anyone gonna tell me how that guy survived a 160mph crash?

Gonna have such fun.
THANK Y/o/U!
Gonna make people I don't like have some accidents.

Yep. I'll tell the two worst ones and leave the rest out even if they are interesting in their own right.

(Explanation: my house is right outside a long blind left turn and is the first house in that particular village so cars normally come fast as hell and either get scarred that they are suddenly entering an urban area or simply lose control. Crashes happen at least 2/3 times a year)

>loud CRASH BANG
>literally sounded like something exploded in the living room
>run downstairs
>smoke and terribly dark outside in the patio
>open door
>a fucking clio is sitting in the middle of the patio
>there was a brick wall facing the main road
>"was"
>concrete house pillar stopped the car from going inside the living room
>feel my heart drop because my dogs were somewhere in the patio
>see them whimper in a corner
>literally my dogs, mom and dad could have been killed if not for that pillar
>drunk nigger stumbling from clio
>parents call ambulance
>try not to murder him in the meantime

Result: Part of the brick wall was thrown clear across the patio and crushed my dad's Qashqai. Was a total loss but thanks to an insurance mistake they got it fixed. Chunk was so big it took me and my father 10min to drag it out of our house. My neighbor 3 houses down the road found a Clio windscreen wiper in his garden. Nigger didn't even have an insurance. He's fucked for life and I don't even care, wish he died actually.

When I was around 11 years old I remember vividly witnessing a crush. I was chillin' at a gas station in buttfuck nowhere California farmland. While me mum was in the mart grabbin some slimjims, I saw this toyoat pickup giving it the beans down this straight ass road with a steep ditch on the side. The wheels on the right side twitched off the road and onto the edge of the ditch and the fucker pulled a wizard barrel roll, completely jumping the ditch and kept rolling in the farm field a couple revolutions. Driver broke everything, I don't know if they lived.
Truck was like pic.

No fucking idea, must have clipped the lorry and span or something

Fucking Midlanders.

B L A C K W I L L

Suppose so, apparently they'd been doing it for months at this point.

I only felt bad for the mum when she turned up.

It's not a death note you sperg.

Worst one and the first that ever happened when we lived on that house.

>be 14 year old me brushing my teeth
>hear screeching coming deep from what I call death road
>poke my head out of the window
>two idiots driving side by side on a two lane tow way road
>they notice they are entering a town
>one pushes the other off the road
>I hear loud "thwap"
>both crash into the foliage across my house
>run outside
>one car is completely embedded in the bush
>the other crashed into my neighbor's parked car
>every one is screaming at each other for the crash but no one is hurt
>start to walk back the road from where they came from
>notice a pair of shoes on the ground
>look up to the trees next to the road
>dead body hanging in a branch
>go back, tell everyone there's someone hanging in a tree
>everyone stops for a second
>they slowly go to the tree
>people start creaming
>my parents tell me to go inside
>go to my room and watch french cartoons (I'm not even french, I don't even speak french and this was 10 years ago and I still remember the fucking cartoons)
>after a while get bored and go look out the window while they remove the dead body
>go to sleep

Apparently was a neighbor of mine coming home late from work. When the cars went off the road he was hit from behind and flew over a fence and got caught in the tree's branches. Not even the drivers noticed. Every time I look at that tree I remember what I saw.

This was the event that taught me what people really are. Thanks to a couple of dumb-asses and for no good fucking reason a family lost their husband and father just like that. Still pisses me off.

Install some bollards. Trees would be better, but it sounds like they'd be destroyed before they could grow big enough to do any good.

watched a lady come to a stop in the back of someone's camry at 5 mph

They did put some bollards after that one actually

The next crash that happened they just deflected the car off our house and into our neighbors house.

yeah, some tractor was driving along a 1 lane country road going about 20mph at morning rush-hour and refused to pull in, so a car behind tried to overtake and clipped a low stone wall (which hidden by a bunch of vegetation)

car flipped and rolled a few times, it was pretty low speed though so I think they were probably ok

also the tractor just drove on. what a dbag

> but the 3 series was going like 30+ mph faster than the flow of traffic in the middle lane

I blame something similar for causing me to fail my first driving test. Shitbag BMW driver breaking the speed limit to undercut me when I was merging lane

Early 90s rx7? Pontiac Fiero? What was it man?

This isnt an accident but it was the most retarded thing ive ever seen a motorist do.
>convertible SLK
>top down
>road we were on was flooded by around 6-8" of water. No current
>saltwater
>everyone just creeping along very slowly trying to get to work and minimize what the saltwater touches on their cars
>SLK with top down comes barreling through it in the other lane at 35mph
>woman, sunglasses, long hair billowing in the wind and salt spray
>soakes every car she passes in spray
>not even mad
>couldnt stop laughing knowing that car is as good as scrapped now
I dont know if the mercedes in europe can handle abuse like this but i can assure you the ones we have in america absolutely cannot.

Only ever was involved in one
>Halloween night in semighetto part of city
>see some Mexican kids driving around in shitty late-90s Ford Expedition egging cars
>go outside and tell them to fuck off
>they speed off, probably I search of more victims for their eggs
>brother, two of his friends and I jump into CRV
>trail behind them to spook them out of our neighborhood
>they start speeding up to 50 in a 25mph zone
>lose them after a short chase through streets
>go back to main roads with storefronts and stoplights
>all of a sudden Mexican kids are behind us and start ramming our backside
>speed up and pull a bit ahead
>can see that we're getting close to a stoplight with left turn light on; gonna make it
>Mexicans blasting their reggaeton
>they try to ram us again while making a left turn
>SUV tips all the way over
>some kid comes spilling out of the window
>rolls once, glass just shattering everywhere
>scrapes its way over to a curb and stops
>look in rearview and see one of them crawling out of car holding his arm close to his chest
>drive home and survey damage; license plate light is a bit cracked and trunk door is dented
>swear never to tell anyone
>brother tells me he saw one of his high school friends post on facebook about finding "the guys who did this to my cousins"
>accident made it on news, kids got charged with reckless driving
>chuckle silently

Same thing happened at my college parking lot but it was a white and black dude

I barely avoided a rain crash on the Interstate

>really rainy weather
>traffic bunched up
>me: 1986 Dodge Ram 50
>behind me: semi
>in front of me: minivan
>head of the pack: late 90's Toyota truck towing a trailer
>trying to pass on the left: late-model Explorer
>The Toyota slows down suddenly and moves partway into the left lane
>Explorer slams into trailer
>everybody slams on their brakes
>I dive for the shoulder
>cars running into each other on the road
>Toyota is sliding towards the shoulder
>go partway onto the grass
>miss Toyota by about a foot
>continue on like nothing happened
>call cops and tell them about accident

Don't think I've witnessed many but been in a few.
1. My moms 90's maxima, she fell asleep due to drugs/drunk or something, with my brother in the front and me in the back I think I was maybe 6ish, brother sees it coming, jumps out before she rear-ends a parked car one block from the house.
2. My dads 93 or 95 mustang gt, going to breakfast, sitting in the back playing pokemon red, when were going through an intersection and I hear screeching, van slams into us at at least 30+mph, head smashes roll bar and breaks speaker out of panel, car 180's into a curb. Grab my gameboy and my game that flew out from the impact and go to the hospital, concussion and blood clot in my neck, dad broke 4 ribs, my brother was completely fine. The van ran a red light and didn't even looked damaged that much.
3. Racing my friend home while he's on his bicycle, give him 30 second head start. Peel out and start racing up hill, corners coming to fast just passed my friend, cant stop, using every brake I have hoping it will stop. Nope. slam into curb at 20mph sheer A arm and smash rim, try to reverse can't because the axle is broken off. old guy comes outside since it was in front of his house and just looks and goes back in. Everyone from the neighbor hood knows Im retarded now.
4. Freeway early morning on way to LA, dense fog, shitty landscape truck with lights that don't look lit up, he's on his brakes. Everyone else is moving, think he's moving too since his lights are dim as fuck, realize he isn't too late. FUCK FUCK hope no ones in the lane next to me barely move in time to save the rest of the car, flatbed tears apart my fender, some pillar, and barely misses my windshield, no insurance claim since all that broke was his shitty light.
4. Taking my dog to be put down, feeling shitty, shelter is in a fucked up town where everyone sucks at driving. Get off freeway and notice im in wrong lane, so I wait for all the cars to pass and it's clear, start to move over. Hear a loud pop.

No shit.
Fuck,you are so boring.
What the fuck is a death note?

>4 cont
Mountaineer runs over the front of my car, get out and park, fuming fucking fuming at this point, black lady gets out, my inner racist comes out, wellthatfuckingfigures.jpeg, just a few scratches on my car and tire marks fucking everywhere and no damage to hers. Claims insurance and they say I'm at fault. that one probably made me the maddest.

I was driving home from work the other night.

I was minding my own business, when after a blind corner I come out and see some car that got fucking creamed by another, both in the ditch on either side of the road. There were already people that had stopped, or I would have, but you could tell it was fresh, there was debris all over the road.

I was driving Southbound on Interstate 84 in CT, when some stupid fuck flew by me ( I was doing 85, slowing down for the bend at the top of the hill between Exit 22 and 21.) I thought nothing of it until not even 30 seconds later I see the tire smoke. The stupid fuck in his 99 Maxima went around a bend at most likely 105 mph, spun out, and slammed into the Jersey Barrier. I didn't even stop, I called the cops right as I drove by the wreck.

The next day I heard it was a fatality.

Just one.

>Be me, 10 or 11 years old, on summer camp field trip to the intrepid
>standing by gate waiting to get in, next to road
>hot as balls, kids getting ornery, chaperones a little pissed
>hear loud screech behind us, followed by fuckhuge crash
>turn around in time to see everything stop moving, dust clears after a few seconds
>a truck, looked like a bronco, had t-boned a sedan
>truck driver was a young lady, she was squished up against the steering wheel, blood on her face, and her leg was bent so far that the skin on her knee was tearing, she wasn't moving
>passenger was barely visible, probably wasn't wearing seatbelt because his head had a huge crack in it
>like, think about what a pumpkin looks like when split open, one long crack, tons of blood
>driver of the sedan was knocked over into the passenger seat so couldn't see the state he was in
>people screaming and freaking out, other kids freaking out, chaperones are even having a hard time keeping their shit together
>there were some pretty young kids with us too, group A was full of first-graders, group B was second graders etc
>we get ushered in a few minutes later and we try to go on with the field trip, but a ton of kids are crying, refusing to move, throwing up, one or two of the adults broke down too, so the trip gets ended early

Didn't understand why any of that happened back then, just glad it didn't fuck me up. Some of those kids must've had to have a ton of therapy, I know a good handful stopped coming to camp, one of the group leaders left too.

Never witnessed an accident. Been in one as a child.

> Be me, 10 years old.
> In the back of shitty beater chevy van.
> Younger sister next to me.
> Dad driving, mom in passengers seat.
> We come to a stop at a red light.
> Sedan slams into the back of us at around 15 mph.
> We are fine, driver seat broken of it's connectors though.
> Sedan was driven by a young women, with another in the passenger seat.
> Driver is fine, passenger wasn't wearing a seatbelt. > Cracked the windshield and her head.

Pic unrelated.

It always pisses me off too hearing shit like that. A buddy of mine lost his best friend because some bitch was going the wrong way on a two-lane split highway. Hit him head on, he died, she lived, wasn't convicted of anything.

Another situation in my city was a 20 year old girl was killed when a semi rear ended her at a stop light because he was speeding in bad fog. I hear shit like that and it really makes me look at life differently, knowing I could just get killed for no reason next time my pals and I drive to dairy queen.

>people start creaming

Damn that typo, couldn't take the rest seriously

havent kek'ed this hard in a long time

>getting picked up from uni two years ago
>pull up to a 6 way intersection
>we're in the US so it's not a roudabout, just a jacked up signal that doesn't even account for every road
>roads are packed because not only is it move out day, but it's also mid-afternoon rush because of a nearby elementary school is letting out
>in turn lane for the extreme left road
>backed up traffic going extreme right, or one of the three possible roads straight
>signals don't determine which of the three "straights" you can take on green
>car in lane next to us tries to take the leftmost "straight"
>suddenly two cars occupy the same space because one coming from a further right "straight" also had a green
>I got glass in my mouth because our window was open and so was my mouth
>scooted because traffic was now completely stopped

nothing of value was lost, most drivers in the surrounding neighborhoods around my uni were completely shit, inconsiderate, and almost never payed attention. I could hardly leave campus without seeing some fresh debris form a terrible wreck, or cross the street without almost being hit

come to think of it there was more

>going back to uni more than a year before that accident
>it's winter so it's midnight black out despite being only 6pm
>going down the big main road a bit up from the uni campus
>car backs out from one of the many rentals that students live in when they outgrow the dorms
>green beater pontiac sunfire casually coming towards us in the far right lane
>guy pulls out entirely too fast and beater guy slams directly into the truck pulling out
>truck guy turns out to be bleach blond and she pulls over and pops out
>basketball american leans out of the beater, pulls a U turn and limps his even more beaten beater down a side street and off into the night

She must suck a real mean dick to get off that easy.

two people got in a 10mph fender bender in front of me yesterday
only incident i've witnessed

>went to bank to withdraw some cash
>walking out
>see a car backing out and a guy driving towards it not slowing down at all
>this isn't going to end well
>it didn't
>both cars bumpers are ruined but it was a low speed crash so nobody was injured
>get into my car and go about my day

...

two stories, only one was me

>be 19 driving my 06 CRV that I learned to drive on
>went to get coffee, driving home on a well lit well trafficked surface street at night
>35 mph limit
>I'm going maybe 38
>go through green light with unprotected left turn
>oncoming e30 3-series fails to yield and turns left into me
>airbags go boom
>I stumble out of my car, we exchange info, his car is basically completely fine while my entire front is crumpled in
>insurance threatens to cancel my policy until one of the witnesses I got backs me up
>insurance says my car can be a total loss, up to me to keep the car or not
>I keep it because I'm a sentimental retard
>car is returned more or less fixed but the a/c is fucked and falls apart over the next year and a half
>small intermittent failures of random non-engine things in the front crumple zone now happen on a regular basis because AA cheaped out on repairing my car

story 2

>driving my parents from san diego to LA in their S-class
>cruising along at 85mph in the carpool lane on a weekend
>dodge charger in rear view mirror coming up fast, I start slowing down thinking its a cop
>charger is going over 110
>before I can go to the right he jerks his car over to change lanes to pass me, loses traction, cuts across the entire I-5 to the right, hits a concrete barrier, and goes into the air
>throws debris fucking everywhere
>huge cloud of dust and debris in the rear view mirror
>I have to tell my parents that it's fine and it wasn't a cop

Bump

>mfw somali-american
so I get double the freedom right

12news.com/news/local/valley/1-dead-3-injured-in-rollover-on-eb-i-10_/163999168

witnessed this with my parents about a week ago. quite a show, surprised only one person died.

i was on a road trip some years ago with some friends and i was looking out of the back for some reason and saw a 2008-2010 accent almost fall down a canyon
i cant remember which tyre snapped out of its place but they lost control and hit a cement barrier
car had a mom and like 4 kids if i remember correctly

>be me
>drive into retail parking lot
>see some dudes SUV smoking like Mar
>drove up closer to him
>oh shit there's fire coming from the hood
>tell him his car is on fire
> gets out to check
>go in some random shop and ask for their fire extinguisher to help him out
>help put out fire then leave
I am surprised he was able to drive it so far with the car on fire

I was in the car when my dad caused an accident

>be kid
>my dad, brother and I are going to LA
>on freeway, slow traffic
>laying down on backseat
>dad looks in rear view mirror to check on me
>doesn't notice the car in front on him has stopped
>he finally noticed and brakes hard
>car behind my dad also brake hard
>car in front of dad begins moving again
>dad moves forward
>the car behind my dad gets rear ended
>dad drives away feeling bad

All of this happened like within 5 seconds

>chilling at red light
>left turn light turns green (while straight light stays red)
>some idiot guns it, immediately rear ending the mercedes in front of him
>me and at least three other drivers at the light burst into treats laughing at that guy who rear ended someone at a red light
What an idiot

About 5 years ago when I was on the bus home from school I saw a car get T-Boned because he didn't give way.
The crash was incredibly loud and everything else went silent. After about 10 seconds when everyone realised what had happened the guy who didn't give way sped off.

This happened last week in front of my work. I've actually lost count of how many accidents have happened in my neighborhood, I work in the ghetto and it's a daily occurrence.

Gratuitous police shot in front of dindu foods. Guy that was hit was homeless and probably drunk, he decided to run across the street at the wrong time, women in Mercedes was on the phone and didn't even break. Chinese delivery girl next to us saw the impact and screamed so we all ran outside in time to see the car grind to a halt.

yes, pic related.

I've seen quite a few, none lethal but some that came close.

I'll start with a motorway one

>Driving on M1 near Leeds
>Large steel container truck driver must have fell asleep or something
>He drifts off the road into the side, which was steep stone
>Truck mounts embankment and flips, slides along road chucking up sparks blocking two lanes
>I got by on the far right lane like some action movie shit

Cityroad one
>See Merc behind me, don't know model but was a silver coupe looked pretty expensive
>Driving noticably erratic, cutting two lanes at once, going slow then suddenly accelerating
>Sit back and let them past as its obviously an accident waiting to happen
>They get to a roundabout and just floor it, pedal to the metal
>Car can't turn, goes straight through roundabout, takes a sign out, throws up a bunch of dirt bouncing the car and stops in a tree
>Park on side but a couple of people already got to the car and are helping the driver
>It's some probably drunk middle aged woman, figure its all under control and drive home.

At a junction in Nottingham

>8am on a cold winter morning, Tesco wont sell me alcohol this early so mad af
>Hop in car in park and sit around as it defrosts
>See old bloke on road cycling his bike and a blue hot hatch at the crossroads
>Next moment hear a scream and see the old dude go over the hot hatches bonnet.
>Run out of car which rolls into a fence fucking my bonnet, sprint over to the old dude to help him, couldn't get the hatches plate but got a slight visual on the driver and got the car make.
>Ring ambulance and police on my mobile and call the old dudes family and keep him still
>Police come and are mostly useless, don't collect the bits of wingmirror I found for them
>Got a court letter but never got called up as a witness, the guy got away with it and old dude was seriously injured.

Last one, there's probably more but I can't recall them all

Ran out of space, here's the last one

>Driving through Leeds city centre
>See beat up old Toyota, he's driving off so I keep my distance and get way ahead of him
>Stop at lights, handbrake on in neutral and relax
>In a brand new, import car, feeling pretty good as I literally picked it up that day
>Hear a bang and feel a shock
>The toyota has just rear ended me
>on a wide, open road, with perfect visibility in the middle of a summer day
>It's a bright white car with a huge douche wing so not exactly easy to miss
>Dude must have not even braked since he was just trundling along at about 15-20 way back down the road
>He panic reverses out bending all the bumper
>Jump out of my car and give him a what the fuck gesture
>Crouch down and inspect the damage
>Dude literally drives off and runs
>Just in shock at the fact that the day I pick up the car is the day I have the first accident
>Should have chased him but didn't.

>Working at gas station a few years ago
>Hear tires screeching
>See Jaguar pulling into traffic get t-boned by a pick up
>Glass everywhere
>Drivers get out, exchange insurance, and drive away five minutes later

I was at a party with some mates a few years ago. We heard a crash and ran outside to find a drunk driver and his friend sitting in a burning car they crashed into a tree. The car was completely trashed and you could see the fire was starting to reach the front window. The car was a red Dodge Caliber.
The driver and passenger was both unconscious. The fire quickly got worse and it became to hot to try and rescue them. I watched to dudes burn to death in front of my eyes while drinking a beer.

Just kidding, we rescued them and dragged them away from the burning car until the authorities arrived.

pretty much this
>drives without a license
>"let's take her license away, that'll show her!"

your dad didnt cause the accident, it happened because the driver two cars behind was too close to the one behind you.

>5312x2988
for what reason?

>shakin up the bacon
>rep bein gon wild
>two step, take it back
>bring it down to the curb
>no body was breakin eggs in it
>take it back to the bank, tell em there it gone
>no way

it still fucking amazes me that the dumbest of cunts dont wear a seatbelt

Sucks the first girl lived.

i caved in the side of a minivan on the highway with my truck once.
was his fault, too. thankfully nobody was hurt.
greentext?

Yesterday

>two trucks driving side by side
>I'm cruising behind them
>out of nowhere the truck in the right lane swerves across the front end of the left lane truck as he is trying to pop a u turn on the median
>the entire left side of the right lane idiot truck is fucked and the front end of the Vic's truck as these two hapless souls grind to a halt. Somewhere a McDonald cup full of ice/water explodes and it looked hektik.
>hit hazards and hop out of car
>go to the left side truck, open the lady's door because fuck the moron who hit her
>a huge ass bubble on her elbow, call amberlamps because it might be broken
and report the accident while I'm at it
>at this point about 7 "horse girl type muh fiancé" females in scrubs come pouring out of the animal hospital this crash happened in front of
>they all whoop out their iPhones and call the police /emt because at this point that lady is unconcious
>seconds later police arrive because I called them lol
>shoot the shit with the cop after I tell him it's pretty obvious who's at fault here
>leave asap because grinder and weed in car lmao

I deal with a lot of MVAs due to my work, but this was one of the worst I've seen first hand.

The tractor was sitting on the side parked, and I'm about 20-30ft behind the nignog driving the Cadillac, this guy starts in left lane (two lane exit ramp) and begins drifting heavily while speeding up. I flash my his at him incase he's drifting to sleep, and flash my overhead beacons to alert the traffic behind me.

At the top of the ramp this fucker oversteers at 60mph+ into the tractor, rear of the cadi hops about 5/6ft into the air.
He lived, broken wrist and concussion no airbag deployed on his side.

Another one while at work, I must mention that there was little to no ice on the roads here this winter.

>The guy I watch while I'm sitting at a red light, comes flying down exit ramp
>appears to drive straight off the road
>plows through the
snow
>hear light 'gond' with the sound of crunching plastic

>driving through MI, pretty slowly
>there's an accident ahead, cops are already there
>can't see around the truck in front of me, he brakes way too hard and way too late
>ABS can't keep up, quickly mirror check and swerve into the other lane
>car behind me plows right into the back of the truck

rip

I kept driving, I figured I didn't really cause anything since it was either me or him and cops were already there

>What the fuck is a death note?

Black Will isn't a real person you Micra driving sperglord

>live on highway
>chillin with fiance, watching SNL
>here crash, lights flash across living room window
>run outside, see jeep wrangler on its side
>call 911 as I run to jeep, other car is on side of road, driver getting out
>get to jeep and see driver
> give phone to my girl, ask her for blanket
>she deals with 911 operator, I put blanket around jeep driver
>I comfort jeep driver, 20 some year old kid
>massive head trauma, kid dies while we are waiting for cops
>wasn't a damn thing I could have done except make his last few minutes comfortable, and let him know he was not alone.
Fuck you OP, you asked.

>tfw the only accident I've ever been in was exactly that

We both went to back out, waited for eachother, thought the other was waiting for us, and proceeded to hit eachother.

Twice. Both were women presumably on their phones.

>Driving through Oklahoma
>Pull up to intersection with a truck across from me slowing down
>Old mercury is coming in hot from behind
>Frantically begin honking my horn at the guy pointing behind him
>Not even a second later the mercury is crammed under a nearly new Chevy Silverado
>Decide to stay with him as a witness
>Sure enough, she gives a bs story that something got caught under the brake pedal
>Cop asks her to bring the object that was caught underneath it
>She brings back an empty bottle with no lid that was visibly pulled from the backseat

Other was in a rig with a friend
>Helping a buddy drive his car home since he has to park his truck nearby
>Were on our way back and am about to turn onto the frontage road
>Our light is green and he is making a wide right turn with a 53ft trailer
>Lucikly, I was slowly rolling forward when I noticed a black Mercedes approaching from the left at Mach 5 speed
>She then slams into his bumper and spins out to the left of him, hitting the curb and rolling once before hitting the wall
>There is coolant everywhere and my buddies is caved in to his wheels
>Chunks of her car are now scattered everywhere
>We rush over to see if she is fine
>She emerges just as we approach her former car without a damn scratch on her, rubbing her neck and crying
>She managed to roll the dam thing and the door still opens
>Cop shows up and the fun begins
>She is acting really emotional and pleading to the cop that my friend turned out in front of her and suddenly stopped too quickly
>A semi truck, stopping too quickly
>Cop scuttled over to us like he's trying not to bust out laughing
>He then takes a brief report as we swap insurance with the dumb bitch
>Luckily my buddy had a dash cam since she started threatening to sue for hospital bills and work leave not even a day later
>Never heard a word again after we told her there was footage