Post your car: Fast edition

>tfw you will never own a fast car because you're filthy yurotrash

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Nigga an IS-F is faster than your S4. Your S4 is about as fast as a 335i/340i.

fastest ive gone in the evo is 140 but it still had a lot of steam, just wasnt safe to give it more

maybe i will beat that this summer probably not, i like technical high speed city driving more

Lol my car's not leased so it it's not stock you silly goose.

Hey there fellow rebadged Commodore

Also
>S4
>intercooler

the question is, can you go fast without going over the kerb?

OP sad fast, not pigfat American

>my car's not leased
Neither is GS400goy's

Sorry couldn't see it in the potato quality picture.

>TFW multiple 350+ horsepower engines and my only running vehicle is a 1980s pickup truck with a blown transmission and maybe 80 horsepower on a cold day

Literally slower in a straight line than a Miata with >lol155bhp

Stay mad you little ricer shitbox

Murrican muscle is faster and soaks more panties.

Well, at least my car isn't this slow

>Neither is GS400goy's
I'll believe that when its wheels are crooked lol

Literally the slowest car in your pic, kek.

>Slow
Its not slow

youtu.be/OTsdot1oRF0?t=1m46s

pic related; goals for next car

It's a 2012 and I own it outright. They haven't made these in like 4 years, unsure of how you'd go about leasing one.
And I'd kill your Audi lol

It looks gud, go lower now

HAHAHAH +1 to you

I'll post a picture of the title when I get home, no leinholders bud. Not going to mod this one too much, saving my efforts for another car.

Nice wheels. You're still a fag, tho.

>stancecuck
>fast

top kek

>200hp and a massive torque dip
>not slow
this delusion, holy shit

hey gs400 how does it feel to know that ill probably own either an e55 c63 or cl63 before you own that and im one of your peers

>And I'd kill your Audi lol
lol not with a stock isf you wouldnt

Faster than you tho

I'll have mine within the week lol just gotta find a good one that I like
You should get an E55 so we can bro out
> one of your peers
wut?

Ok den

For that price you could got a Tesla which is must faster and better.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q1OSGU2SOfs

Stay mad

100+ HP per n/a liter masterrace

Quicker, yes
Faster, no
> Chad
gr8b8m8

Straight into a tree you go

I-Is it fixed famiglia?

Was this pic taken before or after they all broke down?

Nice try Ahmed.

Shit boxes dsm has twice the horses you do lol

It's not any horsepower until it's on a dyno.

>genesis
>pigfat korean piece of shit
>not even the 3.8 V6
>not even the 270hp 2013+ model
dude, that's a car with literally 10hp more and a shit ton more weight to lug around, not to mention its gearbox is fucking horrible
no fucking shit it lost, doesn't make the FRS a fast car

>fast

>inb4 camaro video

I was willing to bet more on sideways into the tree, but if you insist.

True but I'd rather drive a BMW any day, slowfag benchracers need not apply. Wouldn't be caught dead in a mulletmobile :^) Good choice

In that case there's roughly 0 horsepower posted in this thread.

>lolcantturn boyracer squidshit

What car did you post in this thread?

She be among the livin' again.
That ISF is hot.
I did kill my trans and diff on a rock about a month ago actually. Decent sized fucker it was. But my M3 works perfectly. Granted it's a model year 2013 and only has 22k on the odo, but I shouldn't have rod bearing issues like earlier E9X M3s.

Can't speak for the M6 GCs behind me in the pic. They were both driven by rich kids owned by their dads. Nice kids though. Kinda nuts to be racing those things up and down The Snake like they were.

Get those godawful bumper reflectors paintmatched stat familia

None, because I don't have 350+ horsepower. It certainly turns better than your straight line penis compensator, though.

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lol busrider pretending to have a car

>autotragic

>Stickers
>Fake ZL1
>15 seconds
>Stance

Holy fuck kill yourself.

>Faster than you tho
yeah, to crash and go over a kerb, kek

Funny that it did faster lap times around Chuckwalla than a GT350R, Z/28, and GT350 (all driven by Randy Pobst).

>15

17*

*16.9

>people like this actually browse Veeky Forums

>tfw only 333hp
fuck. my light weight has to count for something, right guys?

15.447*

I'm pretty sure he's got an Obama sticker on the back too

Yup, that's me. Sometimes I even take my bus to the track. Shit gets hektik, yo.

Nigger I told you what that sticker is....

blipshift.com/products/change-sticker

Glad to hear, try to avoid those pebbles stancefag :^)

No, slowfag

At least I'm still faster than the rustangs :(
Kinda figured I'd be faster than some lexus but after looking it up hot damn the IS-F is fast. You're still picking off .4sec 0-60 in a way bigger car. I like.

Fuck it I'm building my DSM into a beast so I join ur little club.

>Kinda figured I'd be faster than some lexus
Yeah I get that a lot.
Plus you have to account the top end power and gearing for what it's worth.
I still want moar speed though.

you are not faster than a mustang if you are slower than an is-f

He said faster, not quicker :^)

Says the guy hardly breaking the 5 sec 0-60 stock? I think not.
FI or bust

k

>Your truck isn't fast

I'm gonna rekt you in Jewtah this summer boi

They're making a supercharger for it, so possibly.

>Not wanting change

>all these landbarges
It's like saying a diesel garbage truck is fast because it has 500lbs of torque, these are some of the fattest slowest cars I've ever seen on Veeky Forums

>Your truck isn't fast.

We both know that is far from stock, but nice time. Who was in the other lane, a minivan?

a z06

far from stock is cat deletes and tune

ayy at least I don't bottom out on poptarts

>a z06

What? That's slower than a stock Civic SI, something happen, or did he just let off?

>slowest cars you've ever seen on Veeky Forums
>thread full of comfy 12 second DDs
lol k

You might as well
I lay frame static and still managed not to fuck my shit up as bad as you :^)

Nice. Still tho, its got to be hard to drive that car around only being able to make slow left turns. Must take forever to get to the drag strip ;)

>12 seconds
More like high 13s heavy fag

he pulled a bromaro and couldnt launch/missed a gear. Unlike on the internet, people arent perfect drivers, so your bench racing 0-60 times really dont mean dick. Ive had my fair share of missing gears and shitty launches, but practice makes them less frequent.

a challenger appears

I'm pretty sure every car posted in this thread with the exception of that gayboi brz are all 12 second cars. Either from the factory or with slips to prove it. Go renew your bus pass you ass clown.

I'm mid 12s as are the M3bros and G8

Is that the rock that destroyed your trans :^)?

The only cars hitting 12s in this thread are mustangs or camaros bargefag

>I'm mid 12s
Do you have a slip?

Maybe the g8 is, don't believe the other two unless you got slips

It ran 12.7 from the factory lol

Watch out for these guys, too.

Watch out for these guys, too.

Ay lmao

Fucking BMW and their plastic trans pan what the fuck Germany

>tfw the only pictures I have of it turning are left turns

Tfw ultimate driving machine tho

motortrend.com/cars/lexus/is-f/2012/
everything on the internet says 12.9. even still, a 12.7 is not a mid 12. even if it was, you didnt run it. if i had a nickel for every m3/4 owner i see at the track that cant break out of the 14s to save his life id have enough to buy a week's worth of methanol for my car that ive actually run a mid 12 in (and that was before the meth).

here you go. and im pretty sure that porsche can too, as well as gs400 guy's is-f (which is actually a pretty nice car as long as he doesnt hella stance it out) and the m3 and m4. so i dunno what youre on about m8.