Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

Other urls found in this thread:

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a5/Bane_blink_03.mp3
dotabuff.com/players/174324013
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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first for cute feminine penises

First for sub 3k solidarity

2nd for James's video game brothel.

when is the schedule out so i can lock in my first fantasy team for the 3rd?

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Friendly reminder that Medusa is best girl and no other girl comes close. Except Lina

We predict how many attendees will die at the hands of Fluff at TI

DC (w33) loses - 3 dead 13 injured
EG (sumail) loses - 14 dead 27 injured
OG (miracle) loses - 32 dead 68 injured
EG , DC and OG loses - 98 dead 246 injured

Anime please die.Ty.

Reminder that you should only play ranked if you are 5k+

>Using Nichijou on a team with a player who dropped it

last post for anime

>sheever sold out in seconds
>nobody has even touched soe
???

>capitalist did the voice over


do you think they have a ld jew meme one?

Fuck off I wasn't talking to you, you don't even have a dotabuff you dumb idiot

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

this years TI is going to be a blast

Baka!
post dotabuff senpachi :3333

nobody wants HIV or hepatitis

didn't based james call him a fet jewish cunt once

>this is somehow surprising
???

MIDDLE POST FOR CK

@150212313
How long has this copy-pasta been posted? Evert thread, without fail. What is the motive? Who are you?

SO IS /D2G/ NOW ALSO /DIABOTICAL/ ??

WE HAVE OUR OWN SUB GENERAL?

Dotabuffless virgin, go die alone in your mom's basement

yeah i'm not reading that

4 decides what i read

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE

Hopefully they have waifus in that game so anime can migrate.

Stop being mean senpai!
Post dotabuff :33

bruno is already taken :(

>Kaipi
>not playing like shit
what happenend?

i wonder if drow is a size queen too?

they don't

who /draskyl/ here

Notice how there's now CWM

>not at TI

lmfao who the f*ck cares about those shitters?

sorry i queued already
probably done in 5-10 min if you're up

Dire's ancient is now...SNOW FORTIFIED!

Right here senpai!
Draskyl and Winter comfiest casting.

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?

nth for everyone that wants qt to cuddle with and eat dinner with but cant make it

dayum

bamboe shitposting in all chat
based

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post favorite responsed right now doturds!
hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a5/Bane_blink_03.mp3

when will they learn?

Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask

It looks like he is wearing a pair of panties on his head.

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SUNS OUT GUNS OUT

50th for Pugna

is there any point in playing ranked if you are sub 2k?

stopping to be sub 2k?

anyone else /ooga/ here

>in the bracket where the highest mmr should pick first and it's not allowed to mid

Hello my fellow anime fans!

Of course: the reason is to get better at the game.

I calibrated at 2.3k, and have worked my way up to 3.8k. I've gotten better at Dota during the climb. For me, MMR works.

That's a difficult question...can you post your dotabuff?

this

I mean you coul just kill yourself as well.
Not like i give a shit

POO

Post some old memes famalamdams

I need some nostalgia in here

LOO

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what do you think he smells like?

dotabuff.com/players/174324013

sent ;)

nobody here played dota before ti5

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L-lewd...
Hey guys, got any Sniper tips?

"i will be watching you"
are they back together?

nah, just a cuck

VICTORY STRIM?

post memes

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Has he finally lost it?
Virtue signaling cucks, I believe.

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maybe an open relationship
wouldn't be surpriseing since maelk is a huge cuck

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I miss old void lads..

Is EUW fucked?

I'm getting the same ping to it as I do USE.

>that berserk avatar
sing stream you fuck

>and then this fucker fired me

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Don't we all, though?

>He'll never be on a good team

is that sheever

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Do you guys think rich people like Gabe care about this kind of things?
I've always imagined that super rich people have their own world other than us , like we are roaches compared to them.

QUICK

Post THAT webm

you know wich one

Is that fucking cap doing the shouty voice over on James thing?

One Picture to sum up Alliance at Ti6

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how much ban you get for posting nsfw here?

DIAMONDS

No Sheever wouldn't hold such inappropriate things

50cl