Oh, hello walkcuck. On your way home from walking around? I see. Long walk? What do you find on your walks again? Pidgeys and Rattatas? That sounds rough walkcuck, I feel bad for you.
What am I doing, you ask? Oh walkcuck, what does it look it like? This is a crime scene. You see, because I bot, I am able to devote my time to a myriad of different intellectual pursuits. Walkcuck, the murder that has taken place here today is a kind of puzzle- a puzzle of blood and mystery. Just the kind of panacea to ease the enlightened botter's boredom.
Be careful where you step by the way, walkcuck, this *is* a homicide scene.
It might be difficult for you to wrap your head around it walkcuck, but the ecstatic joy of revealing a killer's identity, of matching wits with the world's greatest criminals-
Oh wait, you'll never know that feel.
Walkie, you spend all day walking around, and what satisfaction comes of it? You can claim to feel good about playing legit, but at the end of the day you're wandering aimlessly for Pokemon you already have. Unlike this botter, who /snipes5dragonitesin30minutes/.
You see, botting allows me to dedicate my time to educate myself. I am actually rudimentary at detective work, and yet my enlightened botdom allows me to peer into the minds of even the most devious killers.
In fact, I've already solved this case. Yes, the victim was a walkie like you, distraught from /walking/. He just wanted to be /3kCP/ like me. Niantic worked him to the bone, and he just couldn't handle it.
That's right, walkcuck. It's not a murder after all. The cops over there won't figure it out for a while. Our victim killed himself and made it appear to be a homicide so that his family would not learn of his pains from shin splints.
The botter, however, feels nothing.
Except for comfort, that is.
There's really no mystery here. You should just give up and become a botter like me. Why?
It's elementary, my dear walkcuck...
