WHY IS HANA SONG SHILLING A SHITTY SODA?? SHES SUPPOSED TO BE A GRADE A STAR
Sebastian Ross
ONE HUNDRED FIFTY SHIELDS
Jace Lopez
>pay 40 bucks for Disney's ballpit moba adventures >autists on my team think they can tell me who to pick
Christian Torres
>tfw playing overwatch with all sounds muted while listening to asmr
Owen Howard
what is the deal behind this skin
Sebastian Murphy
If sombra sombra is going to be some kind of sneaky sons and/or support I'll be really pissed off. I hope they've been trying to rise us and she turns out to be a tank. We need a new tank more than anything, I think.
Also give mei an extra 250 armour, make her a tank.
Isaac Phillips
she was fucking her husband in it before he died
it's the only way she can become aroused now
Brody Long
Why do you keep asking
Anthony Reed
So do you quit right after you get put on tilt? Or do you work through it and regret it?
Christopher Johnson
So how does leaving quick play games in progress affect your matchmaking? It never mentions in-game anywhere that it has a negative effect but I hear it does.
Robert Smith
When it's laid out that way, it's hard to ignore. Although Lucio is a froggie, and not a crocodillio
Brayden Hall
she doesn't decide what jobs she does. she has people for that. apparently the check was high enough to make it worthwhile
Jacob Howard
Is there any better feeling of accused of being a baddie all game, and then getting to show off that you had 3 gold medals in the cards?
Adam Adams
How are you supposed to play dva? The tanks I play the most are roadhog and zarya and I can't seem to get the hang of her.
Josiah Collins
I shut the game off right as I start tilting now, gotten pretty good at checking myself lately.
Dylan Gray
>Dva and Junkrat carrying me in comp
Cucking people with the E key and explosions, I love it
Leo Fisher
>Stars don't advertise soda
Charles Edwards
>used to get 2 wins for every loss >suddenly nothing but wipes & getting stomped >Season 1 is ending soon >I don't have time to practice Genji to perfection
Odette and odile are characters in swan lake. It's a ballet.
Elijah Walker
Use your thrusters to get from cover to cover, also great for repositioning and escaping, be smart about using your shields, get in close and let them have it, protect your healers and theyll keep you alive.
Adam Adams
So apparently people think it's a good idea to switch to speed as lucio when no one needs healing. Don't be bad and do this. Unless you have a specific reason to speed boost, e.g. running away from a Dva ult, all it does is fuck with people's aim. Especially if you're one of those autistic spastics that switch it back and forth every 5-10 seconds.
Bentley Reyes
tfw I just got two girls in match with qt voices and they werent even queued toguether
Joseph Martinez
So everyone ready for the Tracer 175hp buff this week?
Oliver Gutierrez
weh anjing tadi main ketemu satu map 3 hanzo sama torbjorn gua pake mercy mau nangis pada mencar semua dan satupun ga ada yang mau contest point nya bangsat lah level udah 100 keatas main masih kayak kontol gitu gua tau cuma quick play tapi ga separah itu juga
Bentley Butler
sure
Brandon Ross
I switch to speed if we're running down individual enemies or fleeing from them, that's about it.
Juan Thomas
...
Zachary Jenkins
>a-d as s76 in duels >sit on a ledge and a-d >lucio comes by with speed boost >fall off ledge and lose high ground advantage in duel
Justin Taylor
Its true, i mean, they might be ugly landwhales irl but it happened
Nathan Roberts
Yeah, the 12,5 passive heal boost is much stronger when everyone is topped off since it can help them tank extra burst damage that might happen before you are able to react and turn on heal.
Eli Martinez
You can play her as either a flanker to fuck up support/squishies or you can play her as a burst damage eater to supplement Reinhardts more consistent damage absorption.
The main thing you shouldn't be trying to do however is using her shield for blanket damage negation all the time.
Ryan Young
I do it to fuck with people mostly.
Nolan Wilson
Isn't this the one where his hair caught on fire?
Jaxon Morgan
how much did it got on Rotten Tomatoes???
Noah Reed
Is zen considered op/fotm at the moment? I am new to the game and I generally get a golden/silver kills/dmg/obj most winning games
Sebastian Miller
>not having the salt spray and ";)" voiceline equipped while playing d.va
Daniel Bell
>It's a "the team lets a Tracer run wild in the midst of the supports and ignore their cries for help" episode
Kayden Sullivan
Lana rain
Kevin Harris
The same as Battlefield Earth.
Jose Nguyen
Is she supposed to actually kill anything, or just be a giant annoyance?
Bentley Butler
100% critics claim "hana song makes my peepee big best movie of all time"
Joseph Cook
My flat is above a games workshop and yesterday I saw a girl in there. And she was actually pretty fucking fine. So I believe you, anything is possible in the 21st century.
Cooper Long
>Get 4 Gold Medals >Only one on the team doing anything >Lose >Get no medals >Basically a background character in my team, barely supporting >Win
What the fuck this is horrible
Aaron Jones
hes good, is always used on tourneys since he was buffed
Gabriel Wilson
CAN'T BE A PRIMARY HEALER AS ANA THEY SAID
GIT GUD SCRUBS
Dominic Allen
I do it because the only reason I play lucio is because of that korean guys stream where he was a pre-nerf widow getting chased down by the same lucio again and again.
I'm probably the most aggressive lucio in this general.Not that that's a good thing
Adrian Gomez
why do people ignore their healers when a flanker shoots at them? everytime i flank a Mercy as Reaper or Tracer no one seems to care enough to help her when i shoot her to death
Caleb Adams
So pretty much most games youll end up in
Ryan Green
>be Mercy >yell "MCREE BEHIND YOU THERE'S A TRACER ON ME HELP" >"whoa there....." >*pow pow pow pow pow pow* >tfw mcree actually saved me
Jace Hall
so i'm drunk as all hell, rank 49. anyone want to group up with me? i'm 5 for 5 last games
Adrian Price
I love those teams.
Christian Moore
>not spamming 'HOW EMBARRASSING' and aggressively tea bagging someone when you kill them as winston
Ayden Johnson
It has muh Omnic reperesentation so probably 93% plus an Oscar
Jason Wilson
Is it because of his ult or just in general?
Alexander Wright
Post those moments when you knew that you'd have to play Support against your wishes.
>Competitive >Ilios >Indian-sounding kid keeps screaming about how Tracer is overpowered because "she's too fast, man!" >dies a lot and feeds enemy ults which kill me and the rest of the team >switch to Lucio to slowly carry the team to victory
Sometimes I think that the barriers to Competititve are too small/thin.
James Watson
>Playing D.Va
I have taste
Isaiah Peterson
>not teabagging someone and then spamming 'SORRY ABOUT THAT" as Winston
Henry Jones
>your client and their client have the ragdolls in different places >they see you teabagging 5 meters away
Cameron Clark
It's because you're in a low elo
Jason Lewis
Where do i find healsluts and tanks to group with?
Levi Stewart
enemies cant hear vocie lines dumbasses
Nicholas Ramirez
I want 76 to sit in Reaper's lap while they both fuck the edginess out of each other.
Liam Price
What did they even change about zenyatta that made him good?
Daniel Roberts
Are you retarded or just deaf?
Angel Cooper
>Average Lucio games worth of heals
wow good job retard
>Career average 4k
shitter detected
Joseph Price
I fuck shit up as dva, personally, I get more elims on her than any other hero. She was my most played before the buff and since the buff + nana she can be a real monster.
Kill turret, kill mercy, kill all other Meka drivers, kill snipers, kill just about everything. Even reaper can be handled, but don't go looking for him or anything.
Get in their face and fucking blast them with your infinity guns m8. Then you can hide in your Meka while it explodes as you ult.
John Brooks
150hp to 200hp.
Which has left Tracer the only 150hp hero. And thus made her very meh with all the other heroes getting damage boosts and buffs.
Cooper Martin
>Playing some hard bots with a friend as a warm up since QP is somehow worse >Two randoms on our team go fucking bastion on defense against them
What the fuck
Ryan Wood
I PLAY TO ____
Benjamin Harris
>Reaper walks up to me >1, 2 shots >I'm dead >Wraiths away >Heals to full
I'm not really seeing the downside
Ethan Hall
FUCK OLD MEN
Jason Bailey
found the retard lmfao kill yourself faggot
Jaxson Ross
>implying I always play primary healer with Ana Did you forget she does both? Try harder
Blake Nelson
A bit of both to be honest. D.va isn't as bad at killing squishies as people tend to think. He charge+melee combo has good burst if you do it correctly you end up with an enemy at about 50% hp at the start of the engagement that's close enough for your shotguns to finish them off quickly assuming you can track decently and get headshots.
Personally I favor D.va has a supplement to either reinhardt or Zarya in the role of burst damage eater over a flanker mostly because the apm is just too good at fucking with most of the popular picks like roadhog/reaper/mccree while at the same time pairing well with the same characters when they are on your team.
Jace Martinez
have enjoyable games that aren't 1 sided pubstomps because of blizzards 50-50 system
Cameron Hall
dva out of mech
Jason Carter
He's very slow, and his ult will get him killed very fast as its stupid slow and his head becomes HUGE.
Chase Walker
Honestly she's a great burst/tank healer. Usually any of the other healers are sufficient for zarya, rein, roadhog, but Winston and Dva tend to get hit hard and have huge health pools that can't be settled with other healers. Ana can just burst heal like 300-400 in roughly a second, not to mention heal them at range which is likely to happen since they are both disrupters that tend to be far from the group and in too much danger to be healed by other supports.
Benjamin Gutierrez
lmao carlton
Alexander Gray
>Trying to defend having a 4k healing average
lmao
Dominic Collins
>rank 45-50 >been playing support mostly >most success this patch with zen, previously mercy >every time someone bitches that zen isn't a strong enough solo healer >some retard changes to ana to "help" >high percentage chance that we also have another sniper already >have to bitch at them (but not too much or they'll troll me :d) so they dont throw, and change to someone who is "on the ground, solid" like a defense/tank/offense/lucio
Carson Wilson
>dva out of mech suit She has a faster base run speed then Tracer.
Which is retarded. Also Genjis single dash goes farther then 3 Tracer dashes. And it's up faster. Plus does damage and resets on kill.
Tracers kit is very bad right now all around with every person being able to one shot her with either of the damage buffs, and a large selection of heroes who can just by chance one shot her as it is.
Giving her 25+ more hp to 175 would fix her without having to change anything else.
Sort of like the way to fix Lucio is to just lower his self heal a bit to balance him out.
Eli Morris
I have a higher healing average with roadhog you fucking shitter
Connor Bell
>rank 45-50
stopped reading there
this isn't a blog for shitters, kid
Nathaniel Jones
So i got the guitar mariachi skin 3 times in 2 days Is Reaper good? any tips on him? never had any experience with most offense characters let alone flankers
Julian Jackson
>Is Reaper good That depends on what rank you are.
Brandon Hernandez
I pay Winston a lot and I always wish for a good nana. She'd be the perfect fit.
Literally never found one who ever healed me once. Most Ana players are retarded, but I think she's potentially a great hero.
Oliver Perez
If my objective is to attack, not heal, because we have a healer why would I need to heal over 4k when I'm focusing on eliminations?
>I have a higher healing average with roadhog you fucking shitter
heh
Nathaniel Diaz
>Veeky Forums >not shitters
keep telling yourself that lad
Jayden Stewart
>Pimping a product that sells millions and will pay millions in royalties bad
Jonathan Hill
i've had a bunch of games recently that i had to play as lucio on, sometimes the team is actually decent, other times they refuse to stand in my LoS and spam that they need healing (on console, so i can't actually say anything)
Last game we tried so hard to push in and take the point, but some hanzo instalock refused to do anything other than try to snipe symmetra and reinhardt, pissed me off
Andrew Garcia
If you're not rank 70+ you might aswell uninstall because you're complete garbage