Is it true?

Is it true?
Has Michael Schumacher died?

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hes a vegetable

for all intents and purposes

Nope.
Not yet anyways
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When are we going to see him driving again?

Maybe if they strapped him to a Tesla

intensive purposes*

Don't correct him, smart guys like us are a diamond dozen.

Would be a good name for a spaghetti western

From what I've read things aren't looking too good. He and his family also owned a very large and luxurious cabin here at the ski resort where I work that they sold in February 2015, which I kinda take as a sign that they are quite certain he is not going to improve, as they used it quite frequently

Probably doesn't help that thoughts of skiing triggers them into a tumblr fit of ptsd

I feel bad for giving it a small laugh... you know, he really was/is a nice guy, and a damned good skier also

Not good enough, apparently.

Accidents can happen to the best, especially when you go into offpiste... atleast he was smart enough to wear a helmet. I've seen the best helmets on the market completely crack in a single blow, with people surviving with no lasting injury, so I can only imagine what kind of a hit he took

seriously.

>skiing

fuck that shit, thank god i snowboard

Do you believe he can think? Can he dream?
Is he aware of his situation? Of his surroundings?
Of who he is?

People that say "he can live like Stephen Hawking" disregard that Stephen Hawking is a fully conscious fully functional human being whose body is paralyzed.

>Schumacher is dying from a skiing accident
>nobody is asking the big question

Will he make it to Valhalla?
Surely one cannot make it to Valhalla on skis.

I like skis more... makes me feel more in control, easier on flats to push forward, better balance and I also have to use it for work

Pfff, a shiny and chrome V8 or wooden skis; the gods of Ã…sgard will accept all who are worthy

youtu.be/aCijEJrVAlE?t=2m6s

it had to be posted at some point

>india

Or a porno.

Well they did definitely not sell it for money. Many advertisement contracts are still running, they are making more money every year than I will make in my lifetime.

I wish he had.

If I had to guess, his family is in more pain day to day because he is still alive. If any part of him is still aware I am sure it wants to die.

It's just fucking sad that nobody seems courageous enough to face the facts. He is never coming back from this one. Medical science is keeping him alive, but for what? He deserved better than to become a zombie.

As sad and painful as Senna was. Look at his legacy. He will never be old. He will never be slow. He will never be a vegetable. He will always be %100 legend.

You're a dawn key

The nigga was wearing a GoPro while skiing, which interferes with the stability of a helmet. Just saying.

His hit was also compacted by the gopro attached to his helmet apparently, it somehow amplified the impact as he got hit right where it was mounted.

>Surely one cannot make it to Valhalla on skis.
Why the fuck not?

It's not about the intensity.

The problem was that he was using a mount which was bolted onto his helmet, which is not something that GoPro advises.

u wot m8?

Schumacher's been dead since the accident. His brain is a torn-up mush and his body is being kept alive by machinery in the false hope that that mass of jello inside his cranium will somehow put itself back together.

It's not going to, he's gone, and he's not coming back. Sounds like they're finally pulling the plug.

When Wacky Races gets a remake

I wouldn't go as far as to say "fully functional" mein freundliche

fully functional brain-wise

Nah, my guess its more "We're not going to use that cabin again"

Yup, seen that as well, and its really fucking retarded. GoPro sells so many types of mounts with different types of glue and attachment methods that there is absolutely no reason to drill or bolt anything... imagine how much of the construction strength you lose by having drilled a few holes in the helmet

There are also reports that ever since his accident, he hasn't uttered a word and has been in a medical induced coma. He is also not very well informed about his immediate surroundings.

newseveryday.com/articles/41141/20160509/michael-schumacher-health-status-news-slow-recovery-champ-take-years.htm

I thought he was out of the coma already, last I heard about it

Anybody got the video?

no mate. the reason he can't walk and talk isn't because his mouth and legs are fucked

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Literally triggerd
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