/dg/ - Destiny General

Zavala is my father.

>wake up
>turn over
>no Petra smiling at me and saying good morning

is he as ashamed of you as your real dad is?

Just as proud as my actual father. But thanks for asking.

POST WARKEKS

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Anyone down for boosted strikes?

youtu.be/3L7VJl76i9U

Warning: this video has a seal bleping.

>new thread
>already dead

I would say that's because it's anywhere from 8:30 to 11:30 AM in America and people have jobs, but we all know /dg/ is a bunch of neets.

kys

Thankfully, ROI will give this thread some non-shitposting activity again. For about two weeks.

@150301002

Warning: this post contains fur and fag

Maybe a little bit more as we speculate any and all new time-gated exotics.

Leave our resident seal alone

It does.
I'm only furthering the seal agenda.

Don't worry, once True1.1Jiro™ comes back, things will get exciting again!

Kill yourself.

will niggers ever be aloud to play this game?

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I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE I JUST HAVE AN ITCHH TO PLAY

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Ayy boi let me shit up dem trials. I've embraced the titan skating shotgun cancer.

Carry people from LFG

I'll go with you.
Let me just boot up my Comodore 64 and find that damn casette.

>taking the Destiny cassette out of your C64

Man I just imported MagnaCumLouder 3 - Alien Interjection from Japan. I had to try it out.

how can anybody find this game's pvp even remotely fun?
for the past of 1 month i've been pvp'ing i always see peoples with the same loadouts
it's always the same loadouts again and again
ramlocks with mida+party crasher
huntards with blink+universal remote
titans skating around with juggernaut/shoulder charge + universal remote

LETS GO
IM GONNA INVITE YOU TI STREAM

Do you want to come play? Or just watch?

For me, it's really satisfying to shit on people using "good" weapons with my own shitter load out.

2/3 TRIALS¥

For me its the feeling of trashing those metashitters. Bonus points if you dont go full meta yourself while doig so.

>Do you want to come play?
>No name or platform.
The fuck do you think?

>not knowing that posting style
Literal who detected
>not even posting your psn like shaz to get invited
And a retard, too.

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Against my better judgment, I'm down for Trials. I need to try and go Flawless for the emblem this season, anyway.

fuckken got eem

>Posting my PSN when I don't know who the fagot even is or if he's on the same platform.

>Recognizing a literally who's post style.
Go choke on a dick, no literally, you clearly already have it in your mouth.

I've been in the general since alpha, I don't have the time or the energy to memorize every flavor of the month autistic asswipe that steamrolls through here with his catchprhrase thinking everyone gives enough shit about him to remember him.

2/3 for Trials fuckery.

alright im finally on
join sidhe for strikes w/ booster

Ozy is the only autist who posts ¥¥

You haven't been here that long it seems.

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>Ozy
>You haven't been here long it seems.
He's never posted ¥¥ before, this is probably a new fad and something he started recently like an attention seeking whore he is, so it seems you're the one that's new here if you think he's always been doing this.

Any Xboners wanna hit up a triple nightfall before reset?

He's been doing it for months

Months is not a long time user, this general has been a thing for over two years.

Jesus Christ dude, just admit you were wrong. He's been doing it long enough for it to be a way to recognize him.

It's been a thing for over half a year, quit spouting shit.

I've been here since the beta and I didn't know it was him either.

Not everyone here keeps perfect track of which e-celebs do what.

>Jesus Christ dude, just admit you were wrong.
Wrong over what? You just said it yourself he's only been doing it for a few months. And I literally leave the thread every time namefags start to criclejerk.

Seriously what the fuck is your problem?

KEK he's had this autistic style of posting since year one

achievement unlocked:
sex with yellowteacup!

>TFW Played with Ozy before
>Never had a clue he did this shit
the fuck?

NICE ONE PRINCE

> policeman chilling outside the restaurant with a shotgun

>Implying most of us don't have Ozy blacklisted and wordfiltered.

Fucking degenerate.

Why are Hunters such noob bait?

>using exotics

Hitler should have fucking won. Furries will be gassed along with the faggots, kikes and Warlocks in the next Reich.

>tfw i'm cucking stormcucks and bladecancers with 4th mememan
it's just beautiful, to see them popping their super and getting buttblasted with 2~3 quick shots

achievement unlocked: GAY

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hey man, 4th mememan cucking supers is legit
you only need to get 2 shots maybe 3
the exotic perk is really nice

>*blinks behind you*
>*Arcblade*

Pshhhhhhh nothin personnel kid'

Me on the left

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE TRIALS

>Reporting for cheating.

My sides.

>genuinely enjoy crucible
>(was in the past) relatively alright at it, too
>been pleasured with having really good Destiny bros met from here over the (nearly) few years

>I've never finished a single match of Trials and the closest I came was getting error coded out of the initial match start up screen

kinda makes me sad

stop cheating then, cuck

I was around when they did the livestream release for Trials. Seemed okay at first but I quickly realized it was going to become popular with the tryhard meta cancer players and litterally just exist to surface everything people hate about pvp. Played a few matches a while back n said to hell with this. One of these days Ill try again but nothing about it makes the experince seem worth it, dont feel bad.

I very much was a tryhard meta cancer player if looking back, though

but I fell off Destiny for a long time and now I'm bad - middling at CruCru

I feel like a woman whose biological clock just started ticking, but on the eve of their 48th birthday

This.

Trials is full of sweaty tryhard faggots like triplecuck, gunthalen, braman, and people who sell lighthouse runs for 50usd like washyourluck

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Same here, I was actually lucky enough to get carried to the lighthouse by... I think brohammad and enji so I got that Y1 exotic emblem, but I never did manage to get the shaders, and the mode became such a fucking joke that its just not something I even wanna try for any more.

>Beta 1 player
>Never been to lighthouse

Feels badman

>having pvp that can be taken seriously at all
>players with red ping that die a full two seconds after you kill them being able to top the scoreboard

choose one and only the second one

If you had to get carried in Y1 it's because you're an actual shitter, you'd most likely never make it in Y2. This has less to do with the game mode and more with you being a joke.

>get to lighthouse on Y1
>get cool shit
>Y2 releases
>all this shit is worthless
>didn't even bother into going there on Y2

Okay. Did you expect me to get upset or something?

If you so desperate to start an argument why not just insult zippy? You know his defense force is always around.

Why is Scout/Pulse + Shotty the best thing for a titan to run at all times?

Any Xboners wanna do the old school raids?

We got 3/6

>Why do I prefer my opinion.
Because its your opinion.

fuk off virus

i like to go with fusion rifles/snipers on pvp because i can use shouder charge with peregrines to meme bladecancers and stormcucks
it's really satisfying

3/6 for VoG and CE

Peregrines can 1 shot storm and blade? That's a nice but of info. Can it 1 hit titans with force barrier?

inv sidhe, ill join after this strike

>"destiny has competitive, well-balanced pvp that doesn't have any major network issues"

Are you going to run that raid over an hour and a half as well?

>force barrier
Nigga they can 1shot armor of light.

yes

It does 600 damage. Force barriers has 95? health

Why do suncharge/peregrine sometimes do 607 damage