It's a green light

>it's a green light
>Traffic behind me
>slow down and get ready for it to turn yellow and stop

Who /DEVILISH/ here

>Drive with the doors unlocked

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>Guy doing 80 left lane
>Pull ahead of him
>Slow down to 75

>take people in car with me
>get them hyped and say "watch this"
>keep driving normal and don't do anything

I turn on my windshield wipers when it isn't raining just to piss off other drivers.

>be a better driver than everyone
>make all other drivers my bitch

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>gradually slow down for no reason
>driver behind me starts to lane change to pass me
>I speed up and block him from changing lanes

>Speed limit on single lane highway goes drops from 100 to 60
>Slow down to the new speed limit
>Guy behind me raises his hands, shrugs his shoulders and shakes his head as if to say "what the fuck are you doing"
>Raise my hands, shrug my shoulders back and have a good laugh
teehee

>approach red light
>see right turning lane empty
>slide into said lane so I can go straight since it is allowed
>1-5 cunts with their turn signals on waiting on me

I love living the devlish life.

>Failed my Penis Exam
>wont get 1,000 off my next purchase

You sound autistic

lpl

I have one sprayer that shoots up over the car when I'm driving. I could fix it but I'd rather just spray water on cars that tailgate me.

>pull up to fast looking car
>rev engine
>look at driver, nodding
>look over sunglasses
>revving intensifies
>accelerate as slowly as possible

Kek/10

i stall at the lights on purpose

>post on Veeky Forums
>never driven in my life

>be me
>drive pass some traffic light everyday till I know it timing
> hit brake @ green light and stop at zebra line [red light appear when I touch the line]
> I'm start timing for 2 min 55 sec
> drop windows show middle finger to red light
> hit a gas paddle real hard [green light appear when I'm spin my wheel out of the line]

very funny when you look at rear mirror ...

Lights are three seconds after red here.
Makes for an amusing night when your stock pulsar gets off the line faster than 6/8s

>tfw always drive with hazards on

>be at buddies house
>put brake fluid in his car shampoo

He drove a Porsche 996 and idolises it, fucking so funny.

haha reminds me, my mate had a class chevvy that he absolutely adored, but the cheap bastard never let me drive it. He finally caved one day I drove that thing right into a wall hahaha those were the days

I had a friend who would turn his sprayers to the side and would spray people/cars who were being assholes