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youtube.com/watch?v=YdzEwa_bHf0

*if you dont own land

fixed

>gooks control the vote

>upgrading swaps
>swaps
what

>mfw things actually happened in my city for once this week
>squatters burned down a drug house
>big ol' car crash with stolen ute
>bomb hoax that turned out to be an akmed clock

Perth meet at my house
Bring bad dragon products

bruce is my favourite

couldnt i just bring a long neck, and pop it inside ya?

>implying gooks own the majority of land

sways

never been to sydney or melb mate, have ya.

>gooks own the majority of the land in Sydney and Melbourne
[citation needed]

not saying majority
just too much. they have a massive share of our land.

thicker sway bars might help stiffen up the front end, at the same time i could even go for v8 torsion bars as they were thicker. Had a crazy idea the other day to try adapt a commodore IRS system to my car replace the solid axle, but at that rate i might as well buy a newer car

Got a call from RAC
Car is almost definitely written off

So, you're saying someone who doesn't own a majority stake, but "owns too much in some random irrelevant person's opinion" has controlling vote?

RIP man.

>can't handle AUDM
I think you should just get yourself a 318i and be done with it.

i'm saying that they have enough vote to significantly sway our elections.
combined with lots of dollarydoos plus influence in major companies and they have heaps of control

no way man, those are rwd, too dangerous for this little german boy.
he should get a nice base model golf so he can get to and from work comfortably and not have things to distract him from his beautiful work.
albrecht macht frei.

>rims

whoops, didn't have enough phlegm to pronounce that properly
should've been "arbeit macht frei"

...

>gooks control the vote because they have "lots of money plus influence in major companies and they have heaps of control" according to random user
I see you're still not familiar with the term "citation".
Good point. Maybe a 1.8 Audi A3 is for him.

EB Falcon 5 speed
RWD, cheap, I6
VN Commodore
RWD, cheap, v6

choose your destiny

Sup cunts

nah, definitely a hyndai getz or suzuki swift will suit him better

Saturday 14th may
SA /dat/ meet
1pm, same place as last time google.com.au/maps/place/Wilfred tTaylor Reserve
Shitpost IRL for a little then head down along the coast, weather is going to be nice and sunny

Lonerism Tame Impala was best Tame Impala

In your mind fuzz King Gizzard is best King Gizzard

auspsych has never been so good

>Bruce
>not xl chance
>>>Shiggy diggy

Nah m8, we ain't having a repeat of last time. You're on cum lube duty this time round

we 2 /dat/ now

Brah. Whens the weeb youtube show. I want coconut-chan

2dat4u?

yeah can't handle it habib it's too hektik walla

When I get to nipland, and I have cameras and shit.
In other news, we're having a girl.

Congrats on the daughtru

I think we have enough asians

Why don't you didn't get a lambo for your first car?

she'll be blasian. so she'll come out with a calculator in one hand and a basketball in the other hand.

pls no rape babby girl

>samoan
>implying any of us play basketball

I get to raise my own Rally

mmm half casts

M8, I could have sworn I saw you in Adelaide driving through the city on an afternoon about 3 weeks ago. You had qt sitting in the passenger seat as well. Unless it was another Valiant that looked really similar, same colour and all.

Anyway... this happened a couple of weeks ago. Points if you can guess what's different about the car now.

new plates, noice.
did you get to keep the old ones?

>did you get to keep the old ones?
Bloody nope. Bastards literally wouldn't press a button to register the car unless I handed over the plates at the counter. Went there one night after work and pretended that I didn't have them at all, and the response I got was basically "well, we can't really transfer your registration until you go back to the Tasmanian Government and get replacements and then hand them over to us". So I went back the next day and just handed them over. Still real cut about it, they were the original 30 year old plates that it came out of the dealership with.

What's the point of them keeping the plates?

man, fucking sucks.
beaurocracy and all I guess

still keeping the seca?
thought you wanted some modern DD so you could spend your time on the sprinter

so that when you do a servo holdup you've gotta steal them of some random poor cunt's car

nah but really, they just don't want them in circulation, not sure why

dont go into the city much, last time i went to the city it was for a job interview about, yeah a little over a month ago. Last time i drove during the day too since i got that job

>it's may
>I have nothing to show for this whole year

>it's 2016
>i have nothing to show for the last 20 years

>tfw managed to get some new friends and some new hobbies
no job yet but its a start

I had sex once

>gf felt bad that we hadn't been doing it much lately
>she wanted to make it up to me last night
>4 times in a row
>literally bruised and feeling sore
>dont even want to think about sex for another week at least

it's my birthday today

I spent it alone

so it was pretty good.

Ahh I know this feel. Done the same to her, couldn't use her vagina like a week

I'd never thought I'd a prefer a little over a long period of time rather than a lot all the time, but I do now.

>when you nut but she keeps going
thats true pain bro

should have claimed stolen, and file the police report if you have too

gay?
yep gay

I like steak but I don't want it for every meal.

It was my birthday last Friday
Was good. I've had 2 parties so far, and I've got another coming next Monday

you also dont have hormones pumping thru your body telling you to eat steak everyday

I haven't had sex in like 3 years, got laid once then never got laid again

>What's the point of them keeping the plates?

Well, apparently it's so that people (criminals) don't keep them so they can just go ahead and use them for theft and other... activities.

So rather than people keeping them for historic purposes and shit, they just get melted down.

>still keeping the seca?
Aye. For the moment, anyway. Things have happened in life and now I'm scrambling for cash at the moment so once again, things that I want to get done are getting put on the back burner.

Seriously considering picking up a low km VF SSV Redline on a loan next year though. Or an F6, but what people say about even FG Falcon handling is... scary.

Happy birthday btw bruv

steak is expensive, especially those premo woolies cuts

>his body doesnt tell him to eat steak every day
shit are you even a man falcondouche. my body drives me to eat steak and lift weights every day.

Driving R32 at night with no stereo is very Mid Night Club. Pretty fun

Cunt

Half Full Glass Of Wine is one of my personal favourites
Though a few from the newest album are amazing too, even tho most d00ds don't rate it

You got an R32?
What happened to the BMW?

Honestly, I'm not a car guy and don't really understand the culture around it with enthusiasts here, but what kind of reaction could I expect if I made my car into an Itasha or put decals on it?

Truck hit branch, branch hit car. Direct hit on C pillar and rear quarter. Insurance writeoff but it's going to be fixed. Bought R32 to try Nissan life. GTST with 240rwkw from a RB20 lol

everyone but weeaboo cancerlords would hate you
the public would probably assume youre a pedo too

Better sex when it's spaced out though
>when you nut but she keep going on the same boner and it starts to hurt.

Ouch.
>GTSt
S15 would have been a better choice imo.
Car shopping soon, and we decided on an estate.
Since XR6Ts don't come in estate form, I'm looking at a Stagea 260RS or Commodore estate. Maybe a Crown Athlete Estate if I can find one

Tfw I've just turned 20, and own 3 cars/shitboxes at the moment

>Remove a headlight bulb
wat

does everyone on /dat/ have a BMW? i swear all yall have one or had one.
i even think i read everyone at a recent meet had a BMW

Car crash with stolen ute ending up with man hit by train. It's a top story. Only in Beenleigh though

S15 is 15k though, and this is RB and so sounds way better
Friend has S15, other friend has S14, so I wanted to be a little different

stop calling them estates you black cunt

Just wish XR6s came in wagon form and not sub par futuras

fucking trucks

No

Go RB30

The Falcon wagons are a bit ugly.

Same with the utes, it's something about the tail lights. I imagine an FG might not be as bad maybe. Just wish they did one though

Is that your trigger word? :(

youtube.com/watch?v=fGx176yVI8U&list=PLiIU2DyuO_3NAeJG4wVQCbpfyofE0fOrL&index=83

this just makes me want to get an L67 even more :(

Get some Doctopus in ya

youtube.com/watch?v=5S4Nvs6Xf3k

Get a hsv clubsport

Wouldn't bother. So much effort. I'll just keep it semi-stock and enjoy life

define semi-stock

He might be able to get something a little more modern, such as a VZ SV6 with some trim options.
>190ish kw I think
>6 speed
>trim options