Senran kagura General /skg/ #840

I'd say something SMT related and post a pic of Kagura, but...

Boo.

And there she is!
Almost lost her for a second.

I love my Ryoubi!

Hanabi
Hanabomb
Hanabutt
Hanabimbo
Hanaboob
Hanabitch
Hanaboop
Hanabees
Hanaband
Hanaboar
Hanabowl
Hanabingo

>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's Yumi, trying to escape from her restraints again
>as soon as she sees you she gets a panicked look on her face but you just smile, walk up to her and whisper that you'll forgive her, this time.
>you tell her that you want some of her delicious ice cream
>she nods her head
>you get your bowl ready and put it under her plump rear
>despite her best efforts she seems to be all stopped up
>she looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell her it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out a bottle of chocolate syrup with an extended nozzle
>you bring the bottle underneath her and stick the nozzle into her anus
>yumi makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you begin squeezing the bottle, filling her colon with sweet chocolate
>after pulling the nozzle out you position the bowl under Yumi again and begin massaging her belly
>you tell her to relax in a calm, encouraging voice
>after a few seconds she begins to squirt vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate syrup from her butt, having it land in the bowl
>she fills the bowl quite a way before stopping
>you're impressed, there must be a few scoops here
>you taste the ice cream, tell Yumi it is delicious and start cleaning her butt
>after you're done cleaning you thank her for the food and head upstairs to enjoy the evening news

Get that disgusting brown creature off her.

My day was kinda shit a first but then it got a whole lot better when green satan appeared in the new episode of DR3 today

I'm so fucking pissed they brought the literal worst character back. I knew it was going to happen but I'm still pissed.

Daily reminder to imrpove yourself so you're actually worthy of your Senran.

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

My mexican maid

Why doesn't Katsuragi just grope Ayame?

Katsu isn't very bright.

That'd be too easy.

Her mom is from fucking Spain.

it needs to be non-consensual to be enjoyable

How do we stop Yumi?

Ayame wants to grope Katsuragi

she has to go back

Katsuragi cares just as much about the reaction as she does the groping. It's why she doesn't want to grope Ayame or Ryouna, there's no fun when the other person wants it.

I just want to hug Murasaki to shield her from the rest of the world.

Nuking Japan, but that also means the end of SK. At this point SK needs Yumi to stay alive

You're right. Only disgusting brown creature that should be on Asuka is Homura.

I read that doujin too.

Doesn't surprise me since you're a pervert.

She can come back, but she has to come back LEGALLY. Legally, folks.

She's totally Hanababy!

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with your vampire wife!

I want to see shiki embarrassed when she walks in on me having sex with my senran.

>So very few Ryouki stories to read.
I'm craving here. Does anyone wanna do one?

Why doesn't Katsuragi tell Ayame to not enjoy Katsuragi's gropings and scream in shock in exchange for Ayame getting the pleasure of being groped by Katsuragi?

Senran's on the phone while riding your cock?

wouldn't be right man

No.

Ayame is too far gone in her affection to fake a reaction.

Ooga booga where da Yoshimitsu at?

Ask AmericanAnon, or perhaps DaiAnon?

That's racist!

What's a yoshimitsu

youtu.be/zyu2jAD6sdo

A shinobi

Ayo mang hol up *smacks lips*

Who wave

Well if either of them are here, could you make a cute story where user is trying to return Ryouki back to her calm self on their date, and she's trying to make the date perfect in her aggro way?

Which senran's breasts lactate the most milk?

Yozakura?

Yagyuu?

>our breasts don't make milk

>our breast don't make milk

Rin!

Nu.

Mirai! Because she's a woman, and women's breasts make milk!

Yoshimitsu is cute! CUTE!

It'd be funny if she turned out to be completely second-rate and couldn't live up to her predecessor.

Best to ask DaiAnon. I'm on vacation for a while longer.

Post Yoshimitsu you ginormous homo buttpumpers.

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Stupid face

Hurtful

Josui is the love of my life!

Braids are such a top tier form of moe it's a shame only one senran canonically wears them.

But Kaede isn't canon.

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NEW WAVE QUESTION

I believe it's just asking you what's the name of the new stamp item for the new talk feature. The name is right on the same page.

>canon
Why does matter?

>you will never be cornered in the locker room by Kasturagi
>she will never dig her hands down your pants and lick your face
>she will never tell you to scream all you like since that turns her on

I want to mutually molest Katsuragi.

sudaca

She doesn't exist.

So all the others in every game.

Daily reminder that if you aren't doing drugs and listening to this song on repeat while skeegposting, you're missing out.

youtube.com/watch?v=dX3k_QDnzHE

I want Katsu to upload the recording to xvideos

She does appear with the rest of Shinozuka during Murakumo's story ending in BA.
>Bon Appetit
>Canon

Hanabimbo
Hanabitch
and Hanaboob and Hanabutt are best

It is though

BA is the main canon of the series

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DISGUSTING FUJOSHIS

Almost missed her.

Don't you mean Hanabest?

I WANT TO FUCK THAT LOLI

You mean pick her up from school, make her dinner, help her with her homework and put her to bed?

>You will never fall asleep next to her in the mountains during a training exercise

This is not purple snek sank yuu

>Kuroudo is all the way in the back
Aww

But she has sharp knife like snek.

This is Rin and Murasaki's distant cousin.

Me on the right.

/pol/-chan is a pretty cute girl

she removes kebab and doesn't afraid of any Hague convention

Autist school best school

I want to poke a senran in the nipples and make them flustered

Why is every guide for New Wave outdated

Does no one care since the archives are posted anyway

Double door bell style?