/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

There's a romance of the three kingdoms mod though.

Only one I keep finding is "Romance of the three kingdoms & dynasty warriors" so

LONG MAY HE REIGN

nexusmods.com /mbwarband/mods/3779/?
This is the one that I play. I don't know if this was the one you were complaining about

keep getting a WSE error about having an unsupported game type despite using a steam version of the game, any suggestions?

God's chosen people

>you will never have a pure, Steppe waifu

Why even live?

>Last updated at 15:24, 4 Sep 2012

I'm posting Atawallpa until we get a good Pre-Columbian Mesoamerica/Andes mod

too few factions for it to be good

Americans
British
Sioux Nation
Spanish
French
Hessian Mercenaries

feels bad

Go home mountain piggu.

cancer

This post is dedicated to Lucius Artorius Castus, the legitimate king of Britain.

Live for cancer? Doesnt sound too good desu

ded and rotting

It's out

What's out, user?

my dick

Whenever I try to take this castle, the other vassals troop block the ladders, making everyone else clump up and get pushed off.
It's happened every time.

First for Harambe.
Posting Harambe until warband gets a good harambe mod.
Rest in piece Captain Lust Community manager of TW, sources have confirmed he was put to death by firing squad early this afternoon.

Don't you even fucking joke about you dick.

>Harambe
abc15.com/news/national/democracy-2016/clinton-trump-a-gorilla-what-a-unique-question-tells-us-about-polls-1

>we will finally get a competent community manager
Great

Why not a real Mandalorian like Sabine Wren

...

>the sturgians are not slavs
>they're generic "le ebin vikings xD"

no one cares about the lore

how did we go from this.........

.... to this?

Slavs are historically irrelevant.

they might have some troops and armour like that. we haven't seen all their troops

Daily reminder to ignore and report the slavposter

I'm posting a mildly bored asian man until we get the Bannerlord released. And not just some shitty blogpost either.

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiittttttttt

She could pull off a faith from mirror's edge pretty well.

no they're not, and that's also a non-argument

>report
I don't like him either, but no

Yes they are, and it's the only argument needed. Slavs are only important to other slavs. Celts can at least claim some relevance.

>tumblr
fuck off NIGGER

Are you ready to help the Wiccan Battanians reclaim their land from the invaders?

Everyone is historically irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, user. Not just the slavs.

oh yes. archers for days.

It'd be nice if the game had any sort of actual ambushing mechanic and fighting that wasn't just 2 armies meeting on the field in a head-on fight.

Battania will be the first faction eliminated every game, get ready for that Vlandian dick

The Wiccan Gods will give us a champion to lead the Battanians to victory over everyone.

Rurik was a Finn, not a Scandinavian viking.

PUTIN IS FINNO-UGRIC
TURK IS TURK
TURKS ARE MONGOL SUN GODS
GREEKS IS TURK
RUSSIANS IS TURK
GERMANS IS TURK
ARMENNIYA IS TURK
BULGARS IS TURK
CROATS IS TURK
ROMANIANS IS TURK
FINNS IS MONGOLS AND MONGOLS IS TURK SO FINNS IS TURK
EVERYONE IS TURK

Ah, Attila, a true Turkish hero!

>we wuz emprahs

just how big is the twg/mbg overlap? I thought the whole everyone is a turk thing was a twg meme

Posting Kublai Khan in honour of the poster who posted for the honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

His enemies are many. His equals are none. In the shade of olive trees, they said the Rhodoks could never be conquered. In the land of Sultans and whores, they said the Sarranids could never be humbled. In the realm of forest and snow, they said the Vaegirs could never be tamed.

Now they say nothing.

BECAUSE IN THE END KING FUCKING RAGNAR CONQUERED THEM ALL. NOW HE IS THE LEGITIMATE AND ONLY RULER OF CALRADIA.

LONG MAY HE REIGN.

>"Wait your turn"

total war is such shit to have used the same campaign system for decades

ATILLA IS EUROASIAN HORSE LORD
HORSE LORDS IS MONGOL
MONGOL IS TURK
ATILLA IS TURK

Vaegirs have ten fucking towns in my game. When are the AI factions going to realize this and gangbang them?

They fear them. Like a force of nature, a dealer in thunder and death.

In my current game he's in my prison offering his boipucci to me every night

Hmm

Do you actually have to honor the agreement if you say so?

probably but I suppose you can just chase after them when they leave

God damnit! manual blocking is so fucking hard.

do you have no arms per chance

What is the optimal level of power draw for dickplomacy? I want to 1 shot most targets with a longbow, but I also don't want to spend 10 levels just to 1 shot something when I could spend 3 levels to 2 shit it.

I haven't played it yet, but since it should be mainly native, then power draw 7 in good enough.

some nigga played multiplayer with us using a guitar hero controller a while back

How'd he do

with kinect or something, I'd imagine that would be really hard Tbh

>steppe
>pure

I don't care how pure you are, if you smell like someone set a pile of horse shit on fire, I'll pass.

What is dickplomacy?

It's what you call when my dick goes so far up your mother's ass, I won't have to negotiate anymore.

A mod

What did the dickplomacy patches fix?

Yo Dickplomacy user, could you release the python files so i can create some foul mouthed companions that use chink assets?
I'd be really happy

Damage dissipates over time, so there's no real issue in maxing it out.

*distance

10 or bust

That's some nice info. Is there more of this kind?

What is the best starting history to be if I want to be a female horse archer who is amazing at being a leader?

I want this stupid forced meme to fucking die.

Hah, literally describing my current play. I hit super random so I can't remember my story.

I had some trade and leadership at the beginning, I started with a bow and without a banner. No sword only a knife.

Maybe that will say something about the start, if any.

I can't really get dickplomacy to work at all. I added the optional files...

Does riding work in a similar manner to power draw?

Stop

dickplomacy user, does next update add having lewd time with the lady you're courting? I wanna go around cucking lords

Harambe already died you disrespectful Rhodok scum

Minmax is the only way to go