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>Bad turian boys
>Exploring the galaxy is my wish
>Citadel is cancer
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>biggest MT
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liara beste waifu
2nd for Jack being raped
3rd for Samara having the best MT
by whom?
>tfw going into public toilets with Jack and she says it reminds her of being raped hard
She gives it up willingly to them
Wat?
yez, shee leiks BEE TEA kock
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New trailer for Everspace. It's looking pretty fun.
>youtu.be
What are you up to, MEG?
masturbating to 30-35 year old white women
>What are you up to, MEG?
Wishing there was a story of some sort which featured Jack getting stuffed with dicks.
Not much, I've just finished KOTOR 2.
youtu.be
Nice. Any specific women?
There's the one where Liara gets a prothean mind control device.
>There's the one where Liara gets a prothean mind control device.
Yea but that's just one chapter
Finished World in Conflict recently
(Banner died for our sins)
>tfw exploding a planet full of space nigger batarians
yes i am also not a bt as u can see by my normal not batarian name of john smith
>Destroying a planet filled with cocks that haven't been in Jack yet
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>cocks that haven't been in Jack yet
Highly unlikely.
so is there a trailer, or some shit, out for Andromeda yet? is it even actually being made?
i finished playing lesbians in ships last night, today i just bummed around and played ck2 while watching lotr
it's BANNON you fuck
can anyone give their LocalProfile.sav file? preferably with all dlc bonus powers unlocked. moved to a new computer and want to pick a bonus power from the start
its in Documents\BioWare\Mass Effect 3\Save
what?
I don't have what he's looking for, but it sounds pretty self-explanatory.
you are retarded
>moving to a new computer
>not transfering all ME related files onto it
you deserve everything you got
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Last bump before bed.
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Who is making Andromeda? I mean who are the devs. Is it going to be DA:I levels of shit and sjw?
>who are the devs.
dunno
>Is it going to be DA:I levels of shit and sjw?
motherfucker obviously, literally the only 2 reasons why i played DAI was cuz i played the first 2, and Cassandra(I like bitches with short hair)
but yeah DA:I was shit
fags and tranny's DO NOT FUCKING BELONG IN MEDIEVAL FANTASY SETTINGS.
it's like they said fuck it lets make 'tumblr: the game'
finished Transcendence recently (assassination ending basically, thought you could just go on but it's just one auto-savegame and it doesn't let me load now and I had so many sidequests still to do), contemplating about playing a new game. also watching Batman Beyond. Fuck man, that show was so good. After that Justice League/Justice League Unlimited, then I'm done with DCAU.
New Justice League animated show in Fall by the way.
you not gonna watch young justice?
I hate Young Justice
oh shit ME TOO! i only watched cuz i watched the other justice league shows, but holy fuck all that teen drama shit was too fucking much, and fuck that green bitch too.
they should totally make another static shock series.
would love a new Superman show. preferably not with Murderman though
most def.
superman was never one of my fave's but he's been completely butchered.
just like THE MAIN MAN, LOBO!
>Lobo
bitch i'll fight you
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Dead thread, dead franchise, dead company
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WHY
DOES
SHE
HAVE
EYEBROWS
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Not as good as this one
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>she
questionable
They're great videos but shitty trailers seeing as they show way too much.
What the hell else do you call asari?
It's a male Asari.
>male Asari
That's a female Asari. Notice the difference?
One, Tali's is probably rubber. Two, how in the hell did EA not ever make a Mass Effect poker game?
>wake up, check /meg/, open link, see penis
and you wonder why this place is dead. fucking /dag/ faggots kys
autist pls, it hasn't been this active in months
I prefer a dead general to a gay general
>no wonder this general is dead! It's because of the penises!
>It hasn't been this active in months
>Y-yeah well! I'd prefer it dead anyway!!!
Autists. Not even once.
stop posting dick you filthy faggot
then search for one and go there, there's like 30-40 other dead generals to choose from and leave us alone.
fuck of you dickloving homo, kys
>he can't handle the banter
maybe it's time to post more dicks
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Technical answer? Yes, and yes.
Honest answer? No, and no.
Batman Beyond was surprisingly dark. If I remember correctly, most if not all of the villains in that show ended up dead or permanently crippled in some way
/co/ had an infographic for it, I think
I wonder though, do you get actual treatment for autism or haven't you been officially diagnosed?
I want to suckle on those nipples. and that dick.
Why do people even like this guy? Is it just his looks or what? He's almost more boring than Jacob.
>Why do people even like this guy?
I dont really like him, but he is the better choice to Ashley. Also Jacob is the worst with the literal token nigger behaviour, plus Kaidan was with you since ME1.
This constant talk of dicks is making me think of my crazy ex gf. And how she use to handle mine
Did she put yours in her own?
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whoah.....did you touch her booby..
Nevermind.
no pleas keep talking...im..so...close...
WG, have you seen the Telltale Batman adventure game? Have you tried it? Are you interested? Thinking of buying it.
No one cares this isn't your personal blog
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>Buying a Telltale game
Good job supporting one of the laziest devs in the industry, champ.
At least Ashley has some personality.
The Sam and Max games were pretty good. So where the Monkey Island ones they made and I really liked The Wolf Among Us. But they got a lot of shit for GoT and Tales from the Borderlands. Can't say. since I like neither franchise to begin with and didn't play them.
Hopefully, since we have male asari, we get effeminate quarians
We already had those.
>But they got a lot of shit for GoT and Tales from the Borderlands
And Minecraft Story Mode. Honestly, they're all the exact same shit with minuscule production time and costs on an outdated engine and with loads of bugs. And they've been pushing them out one after the other the past few years. They're the Marvel of vidya and they're just as shit.
No Quarians in Andromeda mate.
Can't have them catching a fucking spacecold and dying.
>male asari
Sorry was this actually confirmed for is meg just taking the piss?
You can see the pictures for yourself, don't you?
Does look like a male or a female Asari to you?
It's all memes.
I don't really like super hero games for some reason
Lel.
>my.mixtape.moe
Weird how you hear Sheploo the most, instead of Miranda.
>Hyaa!
It's like he's riding a horse instead of a slut
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I always headcanoned that the hexagonal tiles on her suit was miniature reactive armour. I can imagine her being in a gunfight, her huge dick dangling as she darts from cover to cover. Then a burst of gunfire catches her in the leg and dick, and her sizable man-woman-something-hood just goes flying, slapping her on the stomach as the reactive armour detonates.
Funny you should use that reaction image because I don't like Daft punk either
I don't like super hero theme generally
It's just that I didn't expect that.