/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Thread archive
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.35
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/222662548
>Latest content added
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52644/play-5-new-gta-online-cunning-stunts-races-today-new

the picnic

>1 post early

I'll put you in the ground early you bitch.

Post Social Club usernames, we're doing Pac Standard.

GabeTRD

>forgot the edition
>forgot to link the old thread

FUCK YOU OP

>don't link the old thread either
Dummy.

WASTED:

It's not showing you as online on my Social Club overlay, are you playing right now?

Am I the nicest person in this crew?

Yes. I'll restart then.

Yes

Quick, Vacca or Reaper?

Vacca.

It's loads of fun for a Super, and the fact that it has one less zero in its pricetag means you'll have tons of cash left over for other things.

>it's a "Nullphaggot gets BTFO" episode

I'm getting tired of your shitposts user

If money was a problem, I wouldn't consider either. What makes the Vacca fun?

>against shitposting

>in grand shitter genral

WeW, shit is what flows in the arteries of this dead genral

No-stripes post elsewhere, thanks.

>stunt race
>muscle
>cant use my sabre custom turbo

Uhhh gtards? Why the fuck can i only use the race cars? Is it because its stunt?

>I need muh crutch

shiiiet anons we're still doing Pac Standard
post SC usernames and I'll send you an invite

It's because they disabled customs

It's too low for loops.

It actually drives fine on loops, I've won plenty of stunt races with the custom crutch

In my opinion, the Vacca's fun because it's lighter and less grippy, and is therefore easier to toss around. Truth be told, though, I mainly just like how it looks. I'm certainly not a Reaper hater.

everybody's got PACSTAN FEVERRRR

>be useless in heist
>blow up the vehicle of the only dude who did anything after finishing

>I sure showed him by paying his insurance.

dude wow i strive 2 b u wow

>insurance payout being a thing

>do heist missons
>not invited to finale
so this is what its like to be cucked

Nah. Problem connecting

I sent you an invite, we were just having trouble connecting to C*'s shitty servers.

You gonna accept the invite?

...

>Lost MC steal some guy's wallet and jump on their bike
>they slam head first into a light post
>when they get up they start shooting at me
>run them over
>knock out my left window
>gun them down when they get back up

>song on the radio says "Call the police"
>hear a police horn
>look to the right
>police car drives by and does nothing

A greentext that actually happened? What is this!

>3.3 million to spend
Buy X80 or start org?

Org you idjit. You can make money off an org.

Grind pacstan.

I've been doing that for the past few days, it's very difficult to find people for it though.

buy cargobob

what's the point of it

To lift and drop shit.

its the closest thing we'll get to a tow truck in game
move kurmas and insurgents around

Why the fuck would you buy that peice of shit?

Literally useless car

Boohoo, baby can't handle a realistic super.

This, it's just a money sink. It's ugly and not even the fastest super anymore, so it has literally no value.

>realistic super

>they will never add an APC that can tank a tonne of explosions
>that you cannot also fire out of

why live

APC that can hold 12, can't use weapons and has no weapons that can be used. It could be the ultimate party bus.

>get on GTA for first time in months
>stunt races look fun
>can't even enjoy them because of the GOTTA SPIN EVERYONE OUT mentality

why

It's realistically the worst waste of cash in the game barring Yachts
At least the Lynx looks nice, the X80 looks like a fucking Razer mouse and can't keep up with the top supers either

>At least the Lynx looks nice
You people will latch to anything slightly less popular, unbelievable.

I honestly think the Glendale is the best looking car in the game, if you disagree you're a normie faggot.

The Lynx looks like a bloated pile of shit.
It's also slow, handles horribly and is expensive as fuck for what it is.

Literally only hipsters and mentally ill people would spend money on it.

>all these plebs in my general
Get OUT

>playing gta for the racing quality

:^)

>Sunrise Orange
>Calling others plebs

Please fuck off.

>if it's not a top tier supercar it's shit and not worth using!!!!
I bet you owned a Chrome Zentorno at some point before you ditched it for the latest epic super

>buy sabre
>upgrade it
>regret it

great

>One chance at this character
>Accidently buy the American Marshal

>he doesn't have a chrome adder

>be newfag
>finish pacific standard for the first time with some friends
>accidentally upgrade my sabre turbo to a sabre turbo custom
>now broke as fuck
what do i do now?

time to end it

why

Accidentally end you life

Atleast I wasn't scammed on something that looks and drives like complete shit.

I hate spinning the fuck out. We're past that. This isn't the model T anymore. We need to evolve past this knuckle dragger shit.

why is your taste so shit

Maybe you're just bad, user?

Your mom didn't complain about my taste, and we had you, user.

>spend all day playing heists
>meet fuckers giving everyone but me 25%
>people that refuse to give 20%
>quitters on first death
>quitters on the last second
>in the end of the day I only successfully completed 1 heist prep and no finales


I hate myself for not having friends.

fucked up if true

same
>trying to do a heist
>pubs either quit in the menu as i click play, die as soon as the match starts and quit, or get mad that they dont fly the objective and quit 10 minutes in

I spent 2 hours trying to do one fucking mission man.

>spend all day working
>would actually rather be working than heisting

Heists are so played out.

wageslaves in my general smdh

>tfw actually finished prison break after a month of randoms fucking me over when I finally asked the general for help
Try it sometime, I still need to do humane labs, I've actually never learned how to do the infiltration, my first time two Chinese guys did it for me.

>would rather rob a bank and live than go to work

adulthood sucks

>CEO's are Trump supporters
>Wageslaves begging for 15/hr for cuck work

MAKE GTAG GREAT AGAIN

>again

hell, while im at it, anyone wanna help me with the humane labs raid? I`m up to the stealing the hydra part, and pubs quit when they don`t get to fly it

>remove everyone above rep
crew instantly great again

>CEO's
You could've left it there and I would've known you were trump supporters desu :^)

Japanese tuners update when? I need an RX-7 FD and R32 GT-R in my garage. What cars would YOU like to see in a tuner update?

Also am I the only one that wishes there were 10 car garages available all around the map instead of just all being in one small part of the map?

Not until after mansex update

Should I make a new character? everyone hates me because I look like Hitler

Hate me

Well user? Are you actually Hitler?

I enjoy killing black people, does it make me Hitler?

>Stratum Coupe (R32)
>Imponte Ignero (Pontiac Fiero)
>Some kind of Annis Datsun 240z ripoff
>Pfister Comet in Benny's
>Vapid Uranus
>Maybe a new manufacturer or Annis Hairspray (Miata NA)
>Emperor Elf (Lexus LFA / Toyota GT86)

No that just makes you a good cop

Sure thing, famalam. Post SC.

Post regrets

My life

Yacht

...

I could have become god at an fps or tps by now.

Benny's is severely underutilized.