/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/Yee_lmao1/status/760472102906499072?s=09
lmgtfy.com/?q=cs go stats
nip.gl/news/2016/nip-signs-overwatch-team
youtube.com/watch?v=Hk_KxEl16Pw
steamcommunity.com/id/stoaga/
twitter.com/GODpronax/status/760516047673892865
twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/760547133988728832
twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/760549114056695808
twitter.com/dev1ce/status/760552606733336576
periscope.tv/w/1lPKqApZeWwKb
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

I'm gonna tickle your ass with my tongue,
As you know I'm well hung,
'Gonna make you laugh. Wiggle and squirt,
With just one push you'll say, "ooh, that hurt.".

(Tickle your ass, tickle your ass,
Tickle your ass with my tongue)

But deep down baby, you'll love every inch.
You'll go crazy, captivities a cinch.
I'll own you all, you're great big beautiful doll.

I wished for this night, for so many pounds of delight.
I kiss away the past, thanks to your great big ass.

I'm gonna tickle your ass with my tongue,
As you know I'm well hung,
'Gonna make you laugh. Wiggle and squirt,
With just one push you'll say, "ooh, that hurt.".

(Tickle your ass, tickle your ass,
Tickle your ass with my tongue)

But deep down baby, you'll love every inch.
You'll go crazy, captivities a cinch.
I'll own you all, you're great big beautiful doll.

I wished for this night, for so many pounds of delight.
I kiss away the past, thanks to your great big ass.

I'm gonna tickle your ass with my tongue,
As you know I'm well hung,
'Gonna make you laugh. Wiggle and squirt,
With just one push, I'll make it work.

Tickle your ass, tickle your ass with my tongue.
I'm gonna tickle your ass.
Tickle your ass with my tongue

Nice dead thread gotards

is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player

like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.

can u remember a single olof kill ?

but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick.

>tfw crushing 5 premade animefaggots

>>>/reddit/

post your stats, /csgog/

it's saying 0 for everything.

>134 hours
post your main account aspie

uhh it is my main acc

hows this bb

we should form a team desu

>17.7% accuracy

nvm

Joris...
The Percentage...

so wait which thread are we using

also what are your favorite weapons?

true

>AK
>M4
>UMP
>Tec-9
>CZ-75

Find a flaw

whats u're rank bb

sent ;)

Literally does not matter since it counts deathmatch so everybody who isnt complete shit at the game (most in dm are) has boosted stats.

DAHNALD

...

anybody want to ravage my anime butt?


what's the reason?

>Find a good sens
>Start getting really comfortable with it and aim feels better than ever
>Feel like I'm gonna stick with it forever
>A couple days later it feels really slow and uncomfortable
>Crank it up a little bit just to test it and my aim feels even better than before despite not being able to hit shit the last time I tested it on this
>Can't decide what to use now
EVERY FUCKING TIME

Establish a small range and stay within that, and if it feels uncomfortable just change it lower/higher

>that feel when you wreck people so hard they think you're cheating, but you're just a no-lifer that's been playing since 1.6

or you're an aspie who boosts his stats on idle servers

never been on idle servers actually. just play too much casual cause i'm on a shitty laptop with no headset.

>casual
ah. I see. you're just a shitter.

LITERALLY me

for the last 6 months

uhmmm whats this site

>AK
Inaccurate
>M4
A4 kicks like a mule, A1-S doesn't have enough spare clips
>UMP
Not enough range
>Tec-9
Has no competition
>CZ-75
Is not a Tec-9

>A4 kicks like a mule

lmao lmao lmao

Valve fixed the gambling, when will they fix the pros cheating?

why has pic related got cucked?

Pretty sure the opposite happened

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

RIP NaVi
twitter.com/Yee_lmao1/status/760472102906499072?s=09

I tried that too, then I accepted my fate and switched back to my old good 2,160 dpi. I wish I'd started playing with less sens but now its too late brah, whatever anyone has.

JW is joining NIP, so nip will become our guys r right?

>All these shitty stats

You know you guys are supposed to win competitive games, right?

Also for my other account, also SMFC

Same with me. Odd mouse placement means I've gotten used to 2,400 dpi, 3.0 ingame. It's bullshit what they say about high sens players having a skill ceiling, but it's probably easier to get gud with low sens.

with csgo I honestly couldn't care less about stats, it's almost entirely rank that matters. I mean well done for being supreme, that's cool, but k/d? like sick who the fuck cares how much you dm tho

Is faceit premium worth it?

is cock in ass worth it?

Only if you're gud and have a 5 man.

I would rather play in nova than have to put up with the self righteous swedes you meet there though, who literally think themselves God's gift to CS:GO.

>paying to play a game which you already bought

GOTARDS

tfw forever a shitter

where do i find this

lmgtfy.com/?q=cs go stats

nip.gl/news/2016/nip-signs-overwatch-team

rotflmfaoing @ pathetic cucks who still play this shitty ded game

it has 0 for everything though

It's a bug. Site is being fucky right now.

Wait it out or retry it till it works.

>51% hs

ok thanks (:

im mg1

>it's player base of over 10 million

is there any reason to use galil/famas instead of UMP?

Famas is worth the upgrade over the UMP. Galil is shit and no one should buy it ever.

ump is better than famas tho

it's not though lol :/

lackluster

Is there a single csgo "pro" that knows how to download BSPsource and open hammer?

Lmao at your life dude i have the same playtime and im supreme

youtube.com/watch?v=Hk_KxEl16Pw

>Indian
>12 year old tier name
>news meme
>call of duty
I literally cringed

>all these stats
>under 500 hours
>terrible stats even for smurf accounts

either you're all new or just terrible.

+ s1mple
- _____?

-guardian because he's a washed up piece of shit.

are viewbots back on twitch now?

mines not a smurf and I'm mg1 rude-o

...

>veetards being retards again

oh no i couldn't give a shit if i tried

Does anyone have any experience with blocking western europe + slav shit holes from comp match making on linux?

Some csgo if you want steamcommunity.com/id/stoaga/

stop posting in a harvey thread you retarded niggersZ

I tried to tell them.

its that one tripfag making the thread

%?

fuck nigger faggot can you lurk for more than 10 minutes before you shitpoat? Thanks

gayest profile I've ever seen

put your trip back on

What are you trying to say?

Reminder that Fer microtoggled SK to most of their lan wins. Reminder that they will be absolute complete dogshit without Fer (their worst player) and they will blame it on Zews leaving

oh no the kids over at /v/ don't like csgo, what a real shame that is.

>Inferno has been off the map pool for almost three and half months now and the remake has propably been in the works for longer than that

>they've likely already removed every skill-jump from it and finished adding a new alternative staircase/catwalk from T apartments to A site

Gamers: A highly attractive target group.

“One Gaming Enthusiast influences an average of four people's tech choices among his friends and family.”
- Intel Market Research

Young digital natives are the main opinion leaders when it comes to tech and entertainment buying decisions. While traditional advertisement barely reaches them, their brand loyality is created through their entertainment choices such as gaming.
They are:
16-26 years old males
Active, social, communicative
Technology affine
Open-minded towards growing product ranges
Multiplier, innovator, early-adaptor
Very strong buying influencer
Gaming is passion & social activity

You forgot:

>mopbuckets, hardhats and all sorts of retarded and useless junk everywhere
>lazy and squeaky clean matte textures
>every single part of the map must be balanced to 50/50 for the most sterile experience ever
>random fps drops
>will be bugtested live by the playerbase

twitter.com/GODpronax/status/760516047673892865

is pronax officially the ourest of our guys?

twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/760547133988728832

also simple attempting to type in english

twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/760549114056695808

im sorry for the twitter spam, lads but this is too good

ayy

simple should talk about m0e calling his marriage off and call him a cuck etc

twitter.com/dev1ce/status/760552606733336576

nicolaj goin in

delet this

also kek why can't there be more off season memery like this

I'm game banned though because I let my friend spinbot on my alt which had the same phone number. :/

>my friend
lmao what a retard

It was pretty funny to be fair.

our guy (slav slayer 666 tricked rofl man) is streaming road rage

periscope.tv/w/1lPKqApZeWwKb

in the bank rn so he will be back in 2 min.

ok m0e my man

get your lol on