/gerg/ - Giant Extreme Robots General

WE DID IT FUCBOIS

>leaderboards have all sorts of data
>more or less useless since 1 game abberations fuck up proper stats

You're out in the club with your sibko, and this fucking thing slaps your object of affection's ass.

What do you do?

Is this the maximum 6 player tabletop gaming thread?

Have 20 clones of old men rush it with C4.

I don't know who gave you that idea.

So, tell me, what exactly is it about the Pretty Baby that's bad?

Theoretically one could run 3x SRM6 + 2x ERPPC/ LPL + XL360-375 on it and have adequate heatsinks or the speed of a clan heavy when tweaked, on an 80 ton assault.

It also kept it's structure quirks, so it's got 75 CT and 52 LT/ RT structure.

>3x SRM6
>IS XL
>on a barn door
I have identified the problem

I've played the non-hero awesomes, and I still find that I lose my CT more often than I lose my side torsos.

Also, the Awesome seems to be smaller than the Cataphract, and has the same torso size as the wankhammer.

R.I.P.

FUCKING RIVER SHITTY

CANT SEE MOTHER FUCKING SHIT ALL FUCKING MATCH

CANT GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT BEING BOMBED TO FUCKING SHIT BY SNIPERS YOU CANT EVEN SEE OR SHOOT BECAUSE OF BUILDINGS WITH SHIT HITBOXES AND EYE CANCER TEXTURES

EVERY TIME

Man Hawken is fucked up on console. Why did the devs think the Nief was a good idea?

>Why did the devs think

You really think there was thinking involved in that decision?

Fuck these retarded fucking faggots and their aids garbage map picks and fucking shit plays

Everyone should just fucking kill themselves because thats what theyre doing ingame too.

ded

COME ON

rip

hello?

Is it me you're looking for?

MWO leaderboards just changed over, looks like they're doing stats by month now.

ded

>now
That was the plan from the beginning. Reset every month.
Did you honestly think they'd let you see how few and terrible the Gold Men really are?

They're keeping records, so you'll be able to see how precisely shitty someone is each month.

nth for punching insects and rolling half a dozen 10's in a row

store.steampowered.com/app/444180/?snr=1_4_4__131

Guys did you hear that Mechwarrior tactics is released?

vocaroo.com/i/s0ZOchfhLxel

what does Tag do again?

Never Forget

youtu.be/Cwbry6NeFuw?t=1180

>page 10

Is it finally over?

These are literally 2012 memes. The awesome is one of the most tanks assaults

hullo

Whoa, looks really good. Might grab deal.

nth for leaving all my shit behind a giant door surrounded by giant bugs

go end yourself you neo-millennial, neo-tumblr, neo-discord, memesexual memegendered mutant liberal faggot

just post your feet and ask for (you)s
it's that easy
you're the only one making it hard on yourself
you stupid idiot nigger, communist, democrat

Inb4 that's the boss.

Post stats plox

>mfw Greg losses all his equipment in the spider hive.

>yfw bugs impregnate skarrlet

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why

Why not

All the stats are archived by month, so none of the data is being lost. Plus it clears up all the one-match wonders who screw up the lists.

If only they autohid anyone who had less than 20 matches so you could actually sort properly.

Read the fucking manual in the OP.

please no

>it's a "your character is literally a dragon sword" episode

bump

>No live food

You are raising a weakling.

It's safer for her. Used to feed her live though

Snakes aren't mutant epochs

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who haven't rolled ME characters.

Bets on when they'll announce the next mech pack?

>he doesn't fight cultist clones while butt-naked with a laser sword

wew

rip

mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=367&l=8371a283682090cbd0fef08dcca1fbcff515d039

thoughts?

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Kongdrops happening

>where decals will eventually end up

keeping snakes as pets should be illegal
NOT EVEN POTTY TRAINED, WOW.

Cute

>it's a "gamer girl sitting all the fuck the way back with lrms and complains about noone doing the objective in domination" episode

Did you run into jemima?

nah she had some weeb name, think it started as Kitsurugi

Wanna buy a mech pak (tm), goy?

what're you selling?

show me your wares, merchant.

I'm going into battle and I need your strongest mechpack, mech seller!

Only 149.95 dorrah. Gold version is available for 500 dorrah.

My mechpacks are too meta for you mechwarrior, you can not handle my mechpacks.

I can definitely see this being the next mechpack. It'll be the Christmas mech and make them so much money.

Bushwacker for Christmas. The MadCat will be teased at MechCon along with some other shit.
Imperius will still bitch, moan, and complain.

COME ON

Could see this happening yeah.

I'd grab deal both of them probably.

But what kind of variants would they make up for them?

For the Bushwacker or Mk. II?

Both, neither have enough variants for even the 3 minimum, let alone the 6 variants minimum they do these days.

The Bushwacker only needs one more variant, and they'll just make like an "X3", and a Hero like they have before. It'll probably offer ECM, or something stupid like a laser centric build. It just has to have a slightly different hardpoint spread from the other two. It doesn't need a "reinforcements" add-on like the Clan packs, it'll be just like the Marauder, Warhammer, Rifleman, Archer packs.

As for the Mk. II they'll either have to be really creative, or the time line jump is going to be... interesting, to say the least.

>tfw spiderlings infest Toad, who then gives birth to a master race of spider frogs.

>tiny spiders giant toad

You have it backwards m8
scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2009/07/03/tiny-frogs-and-giant-spiders/

Am I the only one who doesn't care about yet another medium mech?

>Bushwacker
>Mad Cat mk2
Why do people care about twose two mechs so much?

Nah. I'm pretty done with Piggy Mediums myself. They're consistently shit.
But there's enough MW3&4 gOld men and Sean Lang's out there that they'll shit their pants for it.

bump

Because they're badass

Why should it be illegal when they're so cute

Do you not like them?

But the Bushwacker is just a shitmech, and the Madman 2 is just a bigger and slower TBR and it would have crippled JJs in mwo.

>gladiator academy is dead.

Bushwacker will get stupid quirks, and people will buy it in droves even if it is a shitmech.

The Bushwacker isn't really a shitmech, it would perform alright. A 4M variant would be likely, and 1B per side torso is good enough for a 55 tonner.

Mad Cat MK II doesn't have to take the JJs, could take a big Clan XL engine, and has plenty of great hardpoints.

Different user, but no, I don't. The Bushwacker would never be like it was in MW3, and the Mad cat mk2 is just an inferior version of the Blood Asp.

The bushwacker would benefit from having an incredibly small profile it would probably be about the size of a 45 tonner were 50 tonner that was one of its major quirks in tabletop.