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Yeah a 400kw AWD hsv would be fuckin awesome straya recking europoors

Thank fuck it's going to be decent weather the next few days, can finally service the shitbox

>he's afraid of rain
But why? It's meant to be the sunniest day in weeks too.

>tfw CI-7 when flaccid but CI-9 when hard :((

>dat meet is taking play 50ks away from me
fuuuk...

who fucking decides the meeting point?
which user is closest to it?

Considering there was never an AWD on the VE/VF platform, I'd say your chances are 10% of fuck all.
Considering there was a plethora of AWD variants throughout the VY/VZ, I don't see any reason similar drivtrains couldn't be adapted to any VT/VX/VY/VZ.

50kms isnt far cunt. i drive 80kms to work every day.
are SA people just lazy?

>driving 160ks a day for work
fuck man half your weeks pay must get pissed right into your tank the second you get it.

>that pic

It's like some sort of weird bogan/lesbian hybrid of a car.

I think MX5 set up the first Morphett one. I might be the closest since I'm in Blackwood. MX5 is up in Norwood I think.

Test

Not sure. Someone suggested it once and I've just gone with it. Not at all related to being less than 5min from there

>50km
>A lot

Mate if I want a carton of milk it's probably a 40-50km round trip to go and get one.

50km doesn't even feel like a proper ride any more.

Not everyone's on junior McDonalds wages kiddo.

Welcome me the new tripfag

>tfw $40 an hour

kill urself

I think i will do brunout until hsv is on fire and get cremated in it

>reported

Cunt do you want me to kill you and put your body in the back of a maloo

we are not going to get along are we?

could you just put my living body in the divers seat of one? fuck I want to drive one

>mfw transit officer on $30/hr
>drive 76km to work erry day
>dont spend more than $80/week on fuel

Yes we are i love you :)

Pretty much.
Not sure if I'd choose an Adventra or an FPV F6X...

Then I don't see why $20 per day in fuel would worry you.

im not him cunt

>FPV F6X
good luck finding one these days

BPT near me, will put whatever ford v8 you want into a territory, which is pretty fuckin sweet

so a little over 2 hours of the work you do a week is spend on fuel
while that doesn't sound like a lot add that shit up man.
why are you wasting your life man?

can you connect jumper leads to a dead car while the good car is still running?, or should you turn it off a restart it to be safe?

TURN IT OFF or die trying

So you're irrelevant? Good job!

That's what I always do, but I also don't like starting and stopping my car after it's been running for 10 seconds

>NEET the post
Then you're stuck with an overpowered SUV. I guess Territory's are still a better option than the god awful Falcon wagons that shared their chassis with what ever ute at the time.

...

>transit officer
Fucken mermaid

He is right you know.

What this mean?

so territory or ute?

also a territory that could drag off most things from the lights, or strip the interior, AWD, and rape every man and his dog?

if thats your thing

I think he's talking about the purple lit heavy vehicle inspectors, commonly referred to as Mermaids.

>go to every thread
>it's just HSVfag shitposting
Oh I can tell you're just going to be fun

I did not know they had purple lights?

I don't think you comprehended what I said.
Overpowered SUVs aren't the best idea, but they're a shit load better than a parts bin wagon that shares the ox cart chassis of the ute.

I think I'd take the performance Commodore wagon anyway, regardless of drivetrain layout, and have a more complaint chassis from the outset.

You betcha.

Get car serviced at a mechanic later that day I pick car up.
massive stench of petrol throughout the car
think nothing of it, in my head: "oh it was probably just the mechanic's stink"
2 weeks later the stench is still around big time
im convinced they split petrol in there as they had to change the fuel filter

Do they have guns and handcuffs?

no, they are literally rejected coppers.

What are they gonna do, handcuff some tyres together?

>"Pull over, you're under arrest for being a retread!"

Mm, but it seems like that gets said for everyone from security to bouncers to ticketys to parking inspectors.

Surely not all wanted/tried to be cops?

a guy i know at work (nice guy, union guy) has a sweet v8 AWD adventura for sale, but i cant justify having it as i have 5 regoes atm.
and he says it uses something like 25l/100km. he put a new box in about a year ago, and his dead dad owned it before him. i want it, but have no where to put it, dont wanna pay rego or insurance on it, and cant rationalize the missus having it as it uses so much fuel, but FUCK it FLIES off the line

This.
Although with the amount of truckies that would like to bring them harm, self defense may not be a bad idea.

Do you have any kids?

yeah ture
but he's not the example you want to use
dirty cunt

>but FUCK it FLIES off the line
There's your justification. Also, tell the missus your bikes economy offsets it.

probably not true for some security, bouncers etc
but do you really think someone actually wanted to be a parking inspector? unless they were the worlds biggest asshole who is on a mission to ruin everyones day

Why not? AFAIK all those government quasi enforcement jobs ie ticketys, parking, transport inspectors get paid the same as cops up to about senior conny.

Fuck load easier to do and get into.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

i have 1 gpz900, 2 zzr1200, 1 ford ute, 1 ford panel van, and own my own home at 25.
what do you think?
sorry that came off rude
no i ment if it was "her" car,
btw her 2000 vx has 180thou'kms its hard to justify selling that after 5 years

Fair point, do you boink your mrs often?

our record is 18 times in one week.

but it depends how you define having or finishing sex.

>ticketys
We have a faggot who was one but he progresses to full retard and now he is a cop

Hm

You're uncut as I recall, do you like her to slide her tongue under your foreskin?

Can we swap lives?, also what do you do for work if you don't mind me asking, just curious

fuck off no-show faggot

>You're uncut as I recall
This place is fucked

That was implied as "her" car.
>you don't have to worry, as my mode"s" of transport have a low average fuel economy!

Are you forgetting where you are?

What does that mean?

that foreskin guy is a barrel of laughs every time he appears. only jews get cut.

can you do twelve hours of labour a day?
HA
tripfags gonna trip
but she pays the fuel/rego/insu not me, i cant make her spend 5/10/15k whatever

>only jews get cut.
True. Cutfag will never know the pleasure of your forskin being blown up like a balloon

And smegma as far as the eye can see.

I don't know about 12 hours, but I'm not scared of some hard work

>what is regular hygiene?

Why is the sa meet so far away from central adelaide where normal people live

>can you do twelve hours of labour a day
Usually do 14+

so skids and cock sucking can happen without normies seeing

Most uncut guys get infections/inflammation if they wash with soap, what do you use?

I agree.
Though he is still a better example than falcunt.

>capcha; ford racin

A bar of soap? Like the rest of my body

>being a cutfag

Palmolive gold

i've never ever experienced that ever.

>tfw she puts her tongue under the skin and swirls it around

So you literally just wank with soap to clean it?

yes

Yeah, couple of tugs, Round the balls once and its nice. Finish off with some talc and you have a feast for your missus

>tfw no missus to get your package nice and clean for

Talc where?

Also how do you handle washing your perineum/anal area?

and night shift?
bunch o toughies on tonight

seriously,
chandlermacleod.com/

these guys helped me ALOT like 6 years ago, people talk bad about labour hire but these guys were pretty good. avoid monodelphous, if you can, they will get you work to but you will be paid shit and worked like a dog.
might take some months, but the more you earn, the more they earn so they want you workin.

Just a dash all over. Mostly in areas like the taint and armpits.

Get some soap on hand and shove it don't my crack