/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Quick question:

Staying alive is an escape shuttle song, right?

>locking thread so you can just write it off as thread shitpostan
fuck off nuke

I thought it was a jew

>Player clearly asks a question saying"turn chair left for no and right for yes"
>Ghost goes along with it for a dozen questions
>Ghost wasnt communicating and its purely the players fault.

Nuke what the Fuck are you smoking? It takes two to communicate, Xevonix is as much to blame as Pvak for going along with the scheme.

I remember when the chaplain could talk to ghosts, And we would tell him directly wrong things so he seemed insane, like the HOS would come over and we would shout CHANGELING

Both are metagaming faggots

What are some official do's and don'ts as the captain?

Is it considered foul play to take the antique laser out of the glass case?

Is it considered foul play to keep hyperzine/magboots on hand?

As Captain I always take out the antique and always use it as my weapon of choice. Unless there are literally no other sec online, the captain shouldn't bother with arrests. Someone attacks you and they get lethals.

I wonder if admins would let you use LOOC for that
>Preistman says: "SPIRITS, SPEAK TO ME!"
LOOC: "sup"

I'll destroy them all. You can't stop me.

Prove it post the full chin

64x64 soooon

ill show you how to make a bomb if you deadmin kavlak

Looking for the exact frame, this is the closest I could find.

Is the movie any good?

If you want some spess action, I'd say yes.
Want a good Star Trek film, I'd say ehh not really.

It doesn't fit, I have a theory though I'll post it in a second

youtube.com/watch?v=w34fSnJNP-4
Ftl13 related

Alright, thanks badmin.

I'm still looking for the actual frame.
The glitch is offset to the right a ton, you can see where it's generated a perfectly black portion on the left of it.

Apply a black filter, since it showed through black?

Somebody unlock the xevonix ban request, it's not over until I shout at nuke

Okay it took me a while because of the shitty post timers but this is probably what whoever's trying to communicate with us looks like

You're free to grab the gun if you'd like. Personally I'm comfortable with just an egun unless things start popping off.

Grabbing some booties for your suit isn't too bad but I generally lay off the hyperzine.

Also a big don't would be trying to do everyone's job when departments are staffed and it isn't a 15 person late night round. If they're being complete fuckups you might want to step in but otherwise you should stick to delegation where possible.

15/10

I'm on paint but I'll try

youtube.com/watch?v=3WDRxtd-2dQ
Tfw no filk setting for jukebox

shit. I thought i had heard this enough not to cry but damnit

You
You are memeing, right?

Best song on the album

This one is damn good too.
youtube.com/watch?v=IRsVJezFRi4 but a different album.

Phoron

I think this one is stronger
youtube.com/watch?v=GbL3oNEDvJ0
Actually, most of that album is good

The HoS we deserve.

The fill tool wasn't working so I've isolated the area where Dongus was in case it became obvious what it was, and I'm pretty sure it was just Dongus stopping by to say hello

I've only ever played as human and pod diona, the only things I know of other races are from shitposting and the time me and an ayy walked around the station talking about how much we love being human and drinking water

more like moron lol

Honkannon when?
How do I code this stuff?

Damn.

What's the point of Clockwork Cult on Veeky Forums?

Is it more than just a reskin?

How about this
A wrench that fastens/unfastens all the pipes on the turf at once(depending on whether the pipe you clicked on was fastened or not)
and
an upgraded RPD that lets you place the same pipe on all 5 layers at once
imagine

They build infrastructure to gain spells and items.
Also, they can directly recruit Borgs and AI.

youtu.be/424ZIx-mx_U another good one but not so touching

Woops, Wrong version
youtube.com/watch?v=8tlOztKm2ws is better

I would play this, if it wasn't for how slow the enemies seem to react to being hit.

Make the pulsing faster damn it

youtube.com/watch?v=8J5AUA0rNCs

>play
It's a webcomic, user
Something ala problem sleuth
most you do is introduce commands and hope author senpai notices you

Please don't mix SS13 with that cancer.

>Get captured by ayys on CM
>Squad medic blames himself for not coming to get me
>Break out, next time he hears from me I'm smugly mentioning i'm on the pod to go back up
>Survive, He ends up in medbay and we share some words
its the little things.

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, TG is two blocks down

Why do people try to kill you if you slip them, fart in their face and take their shoes?

They can't handle the banter

>Clown took off his mask and shoes
>Stunglove him, Remove his mask and shoes and put his normal ones on him
>Repeat until he understands
>Tries to murder me several times
>eventually gives up and accepts it

>all that chin posting from a shitty toxins webm
kek

A clown that removes his mask by himself at any point should instantly gib.
Sometimes I'll let the shoes slide if they have a gimmick.

>Not kidnapping people and taking their shoes
>Not leaving them the clown shoes
>Not surrounding them with glass
>Not recording the whole thing along with pictures
>Not murdering them if they start picking up the glass

CLOOOOWN I TRUSTED YOU

why is the Odysseus so good?
you can just load it up with tricord and dex plus and shoot people coming into medbay then they can just fuck off if it's not severe damage

Sorry, honk!

>Problem Sleuth
>Cancer

You are the cancer

Stuns count as lethals on Veeky Forums and doing it is attempted murder, espeically if a command staff is the victim.

Personally as a clown all I care about are the shoes, I go to arrivals and dye them a color that matches my outfit so they are less obvious
You remove the mask I wont crack, You take the shoes and I'll tell you what I know.
>not using it to dupe plasma

Pretty comfy shift in botany

Grew plants for chef, taught him some cooking stuff
Got exotic reagents for bartender, helped make bar ambient
Had a daughter, and we did that whole schtick for a bit
Helped out a bit in medbay
Traded a scientist unlimited blunts for Vox seeds
Signed clown petition
Offered clown slipping pitcher plants right before station blew up

>clown getting stungloved
>he didn't slip you, stun you with your own gloves and turn you into sec shoeless
Shit clown, honk

Crybabies
Its always female snowflake clowns that do this
Why waste a slot?
They are not even funny

>treating people before you identify what's wrong
Shit doctor
and shit use of an Odysseus too. It's a void-proof mech suit not a standing turret.

I dunno but it makes for some hilarious antics
>Slip, fart, steal
>Guy pulls a gun and chases me through the hallways
>Secguy walks out of bar and arrests him
>Run over and fart on his face while he's being cuffed

>Letting them up while stripping them
0/10 apply yourself sempai

>mfw
almost as bad as security stealing it from you

>dupe plasma
how if it can only output in fired syringes?

shoot the syringe at a wall
pick it up

Oh right I should bring this up
I'm rarely sec, but if the clown ever gets jailed while I'm on duty, I make it a habit to take his mask as a prize
Sometimes I'll banepost with them

I Stun them while they're slipped, don't project onto me white-belt honker

HONK!

>Chef says that he'll make sliders for whoever brings him the clowns mask
>Warden gave me all his stuff earlier because he was going afk
>Wasn't even sec I was a cargo tech
>It was also the second time that round someone killed themself and given me all their stuff
>Arrest the clown 4noraison and take his mask
>We share the sliders
>He agrees that it was worth it

ok

>Not stealing the ID and grabbing 3 masks from the theater to really confuse him

Or, since he was a cargo tech

>not just building your own theater vendors in cargo
>not bringing the chef 20 clown masks

Greenie text time
>Sign up as CMO, feeling confident.
>Everything's going decently, only head, grabbed the spare, did some access stuff for people, everything seems to be running good
>Some people come in sick, dude has a virus, we panic a bit, turns out he purposefully ate MoMMI spaghetti for his autism, but didn't tell anyone.
>Tested out some of the chefs food and whatever to look for it being spiked, it was fine, move on.
>Clown comes and asks for the Nuke disc for his store or something, tell him I'd rather keep hold of it as acting captain, but if he could get promoted he could have it
>asks to fax centcomm asking for the promotion
>do it, get asked for 'signed references' so I sent him on the hunt for signatures and stamps from the crew.
>Some meteor scares, get the mechanic extra access so he can fix the damage, MoMMI and borgs do most of it and do some nice re-pressurizing.
>Not many dying about, everything seems nice and quiet.
>clown racks up 10 signatures, a deals a deal and I sign the paper myself and send it off.
>Centcomm reply, congrats on being the new captain clown!
>Upgrade his ID and hand him the coveted nuke disc as his prize
>go back to work, still quiet, few patients moving through from accidents and stuff
>Clown is looking for the nuke, don't think anything of it, clowns be clowning.
>Suddenly
>Nuke blows

;____; I trusted you clown, and you broke my heart.

>Not helping the chef get his vengeance
>Not taking any excuse to abuse the clown
baka

Honk!

>s-stuns count as lethals!!
>all the clown did was take your shoes and spared your life
HAHAHAHAHAHONK

It's in the rules fuckwit
oh what a suprise a clown player doesn't read the rules either

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2703

Escalation, killing over pranks will get you banned

>Command and Security:
>1. Security is expected to use non-lethal measures unless faced with lethal force or a situation where non-lethal measures aren't possible.
>Due to the combat system, stun weaponry in the hands of somebody who is believed to have intent to kill is considered lethal.
>somebody who is believed to have intent to kill

hurr everyone wants to kill me

Did he guess the code?

he was a bussed solo-op

>m-mmuh validz
>MUH VALIDZ

Rules also say you can't escalate over stupid, obvious pranks. Get fucked validz shitter.

holy honking shit

>Alone?
That fucker is holding one huge fucking metagrudge, turn the tables or perish.

Basically nuff said.