/ps2g/ - PlanetSide 2 general

>using a strapon when she has a dick
that's extemely uncomfortable
you clearly have no experience in sucking dicks
aim better

How do I earn that right?

>shiTRs
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blowing_a_raspberry.ogv

what is this, the 1200s? did you get your strapons made at the blacksmith or something

Fucking this, what's up with the squad leaders who you can't understand because it sounds like they're using a microphone from the 90's, and the leaders who do nothing but rake people in for zerg rushing a small base when at the same time they're losing four bases on the same front

Tldr incompetent commanders make me mad

Remember that one time some vanu outfit went "zombie mode" and only attacked in melee while moaning "braaaains" in chat?
Good times, good times...

It was a Haloween event. If you get killed by one of the zombies you had to make a Vanu zombie char and join the horde.

>platoon leaders who want you to keep assualting an easily defendable base when you only have 30% hex pop

Yeah, but how many people actually made zombie chars and relogged to start playing as vanu?
Hey wait a second, I thought you can't have characters with different factions on same server.

That hasn't been a thing since 2012.

>Hey wait a second, I thought you can't have characters with different factions on same server.
How else would MLG farmers keep up their 130 KPH?

hahaha

>130 KPH?
Fucking how? I can never find fights that have that much action.

hahahah

Basically any fight that isn't a ghostcap or 80-20 vehicle spawncamp. All you have to do is aim better.

most redditfags actually did
and i sat in my kobalt bus :^^^^^^^^^^^^)

Whenever I finally find an even fight it usually only lasts for 5 or 10 minutes before one side says fuck it and pulls a ton of vehicles or drops a platoon on the hex.

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most people did, but then TR ruined the event with HE Prowler farming

is rustle on to western memes or is this some devious shoop

OH FUCK I COUGHED WHILE I WAS SIPPING WHISKY AND IT WENT UP MY NOSE
AND NOW MY WHOLE FACE FEELS LIKE IT'S ON FIRE
FUUUUUCC

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quick you have to smear hand creme into your nostrils or the skin might dry up and start bleeding

boy do I have a greentext for you
>be me
>diabetus.jpg
>have to constantly prick my fingers and draw blood to check blood sugar level
>dad is a doctor
>just like everyone in this family
>"Son, I don't want dirt and diseases to get in your fingers when you pierce them with this needle. Please clean them with something before you do that."
>gives me a tiny spray bottle (it used to have nasal spray in it) filled with ethanol
>"Use this for disinfection."
>I have several bottles because my nose is constantly clogged so I use the damn sprays
>forget about the ethanol one, wasn't using it anyway.
>nose clogged
>reach into bag, grab lil bottle.
>stick it up my nose
>*spiish*
>feels like my brain is on fire. Like there is a fucking acid wasp nest on fire in my nose
>realise what just happened
>double over in pain and agony
>can't tell how long it lasted, felt like eternity
>eventually the pain fades
>Still feel discomfort for the rest of the day
>dad comes home
>tell him what happened

>He takes the spraybottle
>sticks it up his nostril
>madman fucking sprayed his nose with ethanol
>puts in other nostril
>does the same
>ask him why he did this
>"Just wanted to experience what you felt".
Pic is what the bottle looked like.

oh gosh, ur dad is a medic main ;3c

wat a cute

I'm a healslut in every game that allows me to be a healslut.

What Wrel needs to do is nerf Anchor, Orion and MSW-R, and make heavies choose between launcher and overshield.

t. 0.5 IVI KDR

>>forget about the ethanol one, wasn't using it anyway.
serves you right, faggot

HEAL SLUTS BEST SLUTS

no, what wrel needs to do is the following

>remove launcher slot
>launchers now go in heavy primary slot
>reload rate of all rocket launchers increased by 30%
>jackhammer, mcg and lasher now have archer style damage bonus against maxes and can damage vehicles, but are much less effective against infantry
>NMG changed to absorb damage proportionately to damage dealt, meaning a tank shell deals equal damage to it as an SMG bullet would
>resist and adren unchanged

>lasher
>less effective against infantry

if you want a light show just say so

what did he mean by this

t. 0.5 IVI KDR

the lasher is already a joke weapon

but imagine if it could damage vehicles and maxes

you could stand on a hilltop five hexes away an-
>the lancer exists
>you would have to choose between lancer and lasher
okay how about the lasher gets RIDICULOUS bonus damage against maxe-
>the lancer exists
how do we buff the lasher

make it lash

>how do we buff the lasher
make it shoot small moon sized balls

or

make it charge up

or

umm.. SPIRIT bomb

or uhhh idk curve the booelts like wanted

Constant armor-stripping beam that has relatively high damage falloff, like a melta in 40k.

That's called a laser

Technically a meltagun is just a fusion gun

Why is there no flamethrower in ps2?

40k just makes up bullshit

an armor-stripping beam with high damage fall-off is called a laser.

because lazy pieces of entitled cunts like you always want a bunch of meaningless shit tossed into the game while not stopping to think that the devs have to put dinner on the table and you aren't doing anything to help them out

Maxes had it, but in addition to killing people, it also killed their framerates, which was OP.

Nah mate it's a melta

IS A LASER

those who do not work do not deserve to eat.

*meltas u*

pssh, nothing personnel heretic

gandalf baloney pls save the game with more loading screens

ps2
Patience Screens 2

nah
mate
melta

[L]ight [A]mplified by the [S]timulated [E]mission of [R]adiation

is this fucking spelling bee
ya daft cunt

what the fuck is a spelling bee, another of those retarded american things?

[L]ol [A]t [S]silly [E]dgy [R]etard

it's actually from india where the best spelling bees compete in the market, but america brought some spelling bees over so there's spelling bees in both places now.

I got my favourite honey from a spelling bee

what the fuck
bees can't talk or write
what is this shit

But they sure can spell!

I took that photo

that's cool, post more or go back to PSU

fuck off
no seriously what is this shit

also, another unrelated thing (not like there's still PS2-related things to talk about)
i'm watching divegrass matches from the 50s
and they never actually dive
it's genuinely interesting to watch
i wonder when this grass-diving-and-then-crying-like-a-little-bitch faggotry started?

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nigga aint u seen them cheerio comercials

on a scale of 1 to maggie how delicious was her cock

>current year
>watching the televised jew

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I want to put this on my flash

now that is a rare as fuck maggie, doesn't even have any reverse image hits

has the original creeposter come back? is that you, john wayne?

Aye

nah man, i dont watch tv, im the bee from the commercial, not trying to brag or anything

it's been so long

so much has changed since then

gib source you fool

irl friends with her since forever ago

Is she in to cock and ball torture? pls say yes even if the answer is no

that isn't very helpful but it's cool of you to be a creeper and all, you're doing better than higby did in that regard

when ps2 shuts down promise you'll come here and dump the rest

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGG

yooo any more pictures higby?

Not Higby, and that's all for today. See ya in a few months.

NO

I NEED MORE PHOTOS OF HER FEET

ITS... ITS FOR A .. PROJECT

But user

We might not even be here in a few months

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why not just make art of sexy planetmans instead of pictures of higby

>want to red planetman
>40% population
dbg pls nerf TR or something so I can have my underpop back

higby is sexier than any planetman, but no one mentioned you, higby

yeah i agree buff VS

found higby posting on /pol/

oh fug off xDDD

What kind of specs do I need to run this game on ultra/high and keep 60fps?

>shit are you me? i beat my roommates dog to the point of almost death and broke the bathroom door. my gf wont answer the phone and im sitting here on lunch at work pounding beers and reading /pol/ wondering if i should kill myself

user i don't think that's higby

also he got a haircut