When buying a car, do y'all ever get suspicious when someone is desperate to sell a car or do you think they just have too much of something.
This Camry seems like a great buy, lowered it all the way down to 500 if I would've came yesterday. What would y'all do?
Orange pill
blue pill
black pill and start playing lotto
I thought of this, but what about the yellow pill, you can easily get what you want. Somebody tries to stop you, you put them in a coma. You can still win at poker and whatnot too, knowing when to fold and whatnot.
I mean the black pill is easy mode, but I think you can do not with the yellow pill.
>figure out future lotto numbers
>write down your new numbers
>you just changed the timeline and the winning numbers change
gj bucko
wut
Nobody answers OP question
Yepp
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Orange pill for the normiest, yet comfiest life.
same here
I could get a job in a field I like, be good at it, and enjoy my life.
I'd still like to be able to work towards mastering certain skills though, as just being perfect at something without any sort of training would make life dull I guess.
I would have bought it, dumbass.
Blue. Literally be anywhere with no chance of harm? Fuck, you could be a boarderline superhero
either a lien, a broken car, title issues, a really good deal, a a shitty deal and the car is fubar
Orange seems my style
Pink because I'm really lonely.
Pink pill is the one to choose. Why?
>Infinite money if people love you
>Can manipulate people into doing things for you
>Can make everyone around you think you're awesome, without having to use your powers on the girl you love. She will then think you're a badass cause everyone else likes you and give you a better chance without needing to be a cheating faggot.
Pink is just objectively the best, not because of the ability to get pussy, but because you can exert so much control with it, without people knowing.
Not possible, just because he can see the numbers doesn't mean he alters the timeline, it hasn't happened yet FFS
96 Camry, clean title, doubt theres a lien and it's reliable
anyone who doesn't choose the red pill is a beta cuck like OP.
that would mean the black pill didn't actually work, dumbass
Pink and become a professional pimp because summed it up.
Orange pill
>learn any language, go to any country
>learn superior social skills, get free shit and connections to get any job you want
>learn useless talents to impress bar sluts, or use superior social skills
>also use above to find perfect waifu
>nobody will ever suspect you have powers, they'll just think you're a very dedicated and fast learner
The possibilities are endless.
Both yellow and black pills are the most attractive choices. I think the black pill would be the most profitable, as I could predict gambling turnouts. I feel as though someone would catch on to this eventually, and I would be banned from all casinos and from playing the lottery. The yellow pill could probably be used to make money too, but it would be a little more complicated. Maybe I can use someone's password to access their money. I think I would get caught pretty quickly, though, and would forever spend the rest of my life running from police and turning off people's minds until I'm eventually killed by a sniper.
I think the black pill is the easier and safer choice.
>Orange pill
Yeah, no.
Have you ever gone back to doing something you used to enjoy, only to find it boring and unfulfilling because you've progressed past that point?
Imagine feeling that for everything for the rest of your life.
>Kiss them
>They're instantly disgusted until you touch them again
wut
this
""Can"" not ""will""
pink
I'm dead inside
Black pill. You can become the most powerful person ever. Infinite wealth, infinite political power. Damn.
They could be in a position where they need it gone as soon as possible and selling it way under market value would be better than not selling it at all
I'm going to be in that position in a couple months when I'm done school and move to New York