/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

>implying the Count isn't already working for him

...

>harmony
Never.

>2016
>still no scar armor

Count/Vlad 4E 201!

Im pretty sure Count doesnt work for anyone but himself

then make it

fuck you. It isn't fair that I can't find a "bro" to adventure with while Count gets to have everything.

Why does the 0SEX guy have clothing with HDT enabled but no tiddies with HDT?
really makes you think

Bitch please, Count works for himself. I'm not sure why you guys keep pairing him up with Vlad though.

It was 4E201 five years ago

Its 4E206 now

wait

4E206

4206

420

E6

6E

SIXE

SEXI

420 SEXY

THIS IS THE YEAR LADS

Except for his King of course. Vlad is the alpha and omega of vampires

>The Elder Scrolls: A-rena

A is the first letter in the alphabet. 1 is the first number. Coincidence or careful planning?

>The Elder Scrolls: Daggerfa-ll

Two l's which coincidentally resemble two 1's. 1+1 = 2.

>The Elder Scrolls: M-orrowind

Rotating the M by 90 degrees reveals what looks very reminiscent to our number 3.

>The Elder Scrolls: Obl-IV-ion

IV is the roman numeral for our modern number 4.

>The Elder Scrolls: S-kyrim

Exchanging S with 5 is common among 'leetspeak' users.

>The Elder Scrolls: Aka-VI-r

Once again, VI is the roman numeral for our modern number 6.

Husbandos can go on adventures too

What does that make Cumtears?

Doesn't exist.

LONG LIVE THE NEW GENERAL

>Count working for himself
>"I need to let my necromancer do what he wants!"
>"I need to bring the reigns in on my necromancer!!"

He doesn't know what he is doing. He doesnt even remember his name, just his title. Vlad lets him live in his delusion of control, Vlad is the head of the operation. He is the Ganondorf to Count's Zant. The Emperor to Counts Vader. The Danny Glover to The Count's Mel Gibson. The Rick to The Count's Morty. He is the Spider who controls the fly.

Goddess of Vampires, of course.

Really makes you think.

Because he's the only vampire cooler than yours'

>that posting time

legends say if one samefags hard enough they zero-sum

or rather

zero-cum

Don't be jealous user, few can make a waifu as amazing as Cumtears.

Some small time vampire no one gives a shit about
I love these analogies so much

How much will SexLab Aroused and all the mods that are based on it and its mechanics of monitoring and adjusting NPC's arousal levels everywhere fuck my shit up?

Who's gonna be the vampire queen of /tesg/, then?

>Literally a rip-off of Vlad Tepes
>Chin pointier than a sharpened damascus blade
>"cooler"

Very.

don't forget the fact that he's actually a filthy jew.

>someone just liked and reblogged absolutely everything on my tumblr
>check their profile
>its one of "them"

kek

i hope "it" doesnt attract more of "them"

depends on the rest of your setup

by itself, all the sexlab shit is fine to use

Do you think Skyrim 2 will have better shaders

Because that shit is nasty

All I want is HQ shaders

Mistel!

sure
still no shadows though

What did you do, post a strong black woman?

the answer is still cumtears. she's the only waifu with legitimacy as the vampire queen. her mom is the vampire queen, isn't she?

"Don't follow if you're a white feminist."

"Don't follow me if you support my cause but something you were born with which you can't change renders you useless in my eyes."

I'm glad I hate right- and left wing people.

Don't install SexLab Aroused unless you truly don't value framerates.
Busting a nut isn't worth ruining your save senpai.

Did you post anything that would attract it?

Lenore obviously. She's an honorary vampire.

no just my usual stuff

...

>Count
>literally a ripoff of some no name character in a dead franchise
>balder than George Costanza
>cool at all

You gonna fix her face
It irks me that you made a pepe but it's not smug

Good thing I am not a vampire, plenty of room for queens then.

That's exactly why he's cooler. He's the fucking Impaler, bitch.

the creation kit is right there faggot

Blood Matron != Vampire Queen.

Also, vampires in Tamriel are divided into several cults, and there has been no attempt to unify them under one kingdom.

When are you gonna post a set of her taking dick?

>Count works for himself.
>Has literally everyone else do everything for him

>someone started following you
>check them out
>see this

You made a nonbinary quasi DELTA-mollusk amphibikin. You are one of them in their eyes.

This is Clones, right?

>Arish in classy lingerie instead of slut bikini armor
Fuck yes, give me more.

Every non /tesg/ follower I have is a generic bimbo 3dpd gallery. Where do these people come from? Do people actually use tumblr for generic porn?

Darth Vader wasn't famous for his hair, either, user.

ye

>there will never be a spiritual successor to Morrowind

Dragonborn DLC

bannerlord

>tfw Count is too high-class to speak to you

Porn tumblrs are the worst thing in the world. They post super hot images but they're always in like 600x360 resolution and they NEVER provide sauce or links to full size pics

>yfw all the TES titles are in alphabetical order

fuck off cumtears

Same

>alphabetical order
Then the only options for TES VI are Summerset or Valenwood

At least we can agree that the Count is the Vader to Vlad's Emperor then. They're both really cool, that much has been established.

I'm a fan of the tumblrs where asian/black/whatever girls (probably actually men, but still it's the fantasy here that counts) post white supremacist shit and porn of their own race getting fucked by white cocks. That shit gets me rock hard.

Hi, user. I was playing Overmeme and won and lost. I have to go now though, take care.

TES VI Summerset Isles would be pretty goddamn amazing

I want more wizardry, mer, and lore, less knuckle-dragging men

You're right. And because using Summerset would break the trend of a new first letter in every title, Valenwood is the only true option.

Not really, tes4 wasn't called "cyrodiil"

I don't really know about the cultures in Summerset. Something like High Rock always appealed to me more because there are dozens of rival clans, kingdoms, cities, what have you with a variety of culture clash. And elves and Orsinium.

tfw count responds to you all the time
Feels good

t-thanks!

>V a l e n w o o d
>V - l - - - - - -
>VI
TES VI confirmed

>implying it won't be TES VI: Tall Papa

There's no reason human nations couldn't be as exotic as Morrowind, it's poor design choices that made them so mundane.

hopefully they make the map less rectangular in TES6

tfw you start a rivalry or a meme with a few well placed posts

post /tesg/ tumblrs

Yeah well the Altmer built buildings out of living poetry, control all of Tamriel by the next game, and are trying to unmake Nirn

If you want High Rock just go play M&B

What are some good quests and dungeons not on tesgeneral? I'm currently building my mod list for my next game.

Exhibitionism a best!

>yfw TE6 is in morrowind mainland

K. So you're saying there's no conflict in Summerset and it will be some dumb man vs. mer game again?

whoah

Thats not how torsos work. Your top half doesn't rotate independently from the bottom half.

>The authors don't care or confirm rivalry
>"m-mommy i did it reeeeeeeee"

What do you think you started?