[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

Who here (burgerland) actually has a moto license? I've been riding 3 weeks without one lol

>mfw this is you

GET A BUSA

>wr
yes
ayyyy

Am I insane for thinking I can get that much outta my insurance company?

>not buying a CB500

>was in Hannover shopping for gear
>really nice busa starts up in the parking lot
>my gf really likes the looks of it

Maybe :^)

Yes. See: I actually have years of experience off-road. Just because the test was easy doesn't mean I'm a bad rider who starts on a retardedly powerful bike.

>mfw my TT will pull more bitches than your'e cuck b500
>goes faster
>sounds better
ayy lmao!!!

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post gf

what happened to your rear shocks?

Not talking about you specifically. You know there are more than enough americans that act exactly like this. Get license, buy supersport, crash

which ones are you going to look at?

first the one with the blue Camo, if the dude responds.

>Voluntarily doxxing myself

Yeah no thank you

Wasn't your mechanic friend thinking about buying the wreck?

>doxxing yourself by posting your GF
is she famous or what?

Yes of course, but it happens in other countries too. Drop user (German) ride straight into the side of a truck because he didn't know how to ride. The license test requires some level of balance and throttle/clutch control, which that guy obviously didn't have.

But then again you could get a learners permit and ride anything.

Also that time stamp on the video is great. guy didn't even last 5 minutes.

>doxxing
WRanon posted his too also no one really cares.

ok, nice

My appointment for my motorcycle drivers test is in 4 hours
How do I not fail guys?

Doing it on a busa

>have small pouch for the disk lock
>at least once every second ride someone rummages through it while it's parked

Really need to find some sort of storage for this bitch

>mfw i dont even need a test to get a motorcycle license

feels like actual freedom

What state, and what's the test like there?

do a wheelie
that bitch was a slut 2bh and I am glad that it is over
dat poosay game ridiculus tho

t-thanks, you too

tfw I started on a 600 and nothing bad has happened

Stick it in your pocket?

also it sounds like you live in niggerville. good thing you got the disk lock right?

No that was me, hoping to be able to buy it back from insurance with the payout

kek I know.

It isn't an american problem, the yuro exam is way too easy too.

MN
I gotta do 4 maneuvers in a parking lot
Hard right
Cone weave
Stoppie
Etc

>KEKZKING
yes

No niggers in here
>the disk is just for the alarm it also has

keep on posting
I am saving da gud stuff

sounds just like my test. Try to find a video of the test so you can see what you'll be doing and you won't be confused when the administrator poorly explains it. Other than that just practice riding really slow and taking turns at the steering lock.

Get drunk

My steering lock is like an inch
Fuck sportbikes

Already know the conditions of the bike?

>im a bike
>fuck you im a bike
>im a bike, Im a bike
>oh shit Im NOT A BUS!!

i see what he did there

I have quite a few

friendly reminder raimu is best girl

COUNTER LEAN

>summoning SVanon

Anyone here has a fender eliminator?
I need some pics to make one

that's stupid, that 3DPG doesn't even have long sleeves. everything is ruined.

...

Driving a tour in the local area (y)
youtube.com/watch?v=e4mx-OGsdQc

uniquewheels.com/bike-showroom/honda-cbr-600-fs2-sport-20700-miles/

Y/N /dbt/ ? Will be my 2nd bike.

Picking up my bike TOMORROW, FUCK YES

I do. MSF otherwise I still would have been terrified of bikes.

>that paintjob is extremely tacky
>extremely solid bike
>maybe a tad quaint
7/10 get one

Guy before me removed them and dropped it down to make it a bobber/brat.

I don't ride a motorcycle, but i see this bike outside my apartment all the time. I'm 6'2 and it looks really tiny, can anyone tell me what make/model/displacement this is?

Sorry for potato quality.

>My steering lock is like an inch
No it's not you're just not using it all.

Learn to rear brake.

>Roll into corner hard on rear brake with clutch in
>Let bike tip over until it's pretty much about to fall over while turning
>Let bike do thing until pointed in correct direction
>Roll on throttle and ease off clutch to stand up straight
EZ.

of coursh

>No it's not you're just not using it all.

if my handlebar locks how am I supposed to use more? If you ever see a sportbike because it seems like you never ridden one, just grab the handlebar for fun and see how far you can turn it.

Is that literally 30cm between pegs and seat level?

>green bike
>30something virgin
I wonder how
I wonder why

Looks like a Honda Rebel friend. 250cc inline twin, very tiny, very cute.

>Yesterday you told me about your new blue bike

Someone please just buy my shot bike for 2x what I put into it

>no lowballs

>bought bike for 4k
> put 2k into it
> sold it later on for 5k

>bought bike for 2400
>Didn't put anything into it except fluids
>sold for 2600 a few years later
ayy

absolutely and 100% true

I bet you bitches don't even know what it's like to live with autism
>mfw worked 40 minutes on this piece of shit image

very nice.

im sure i could have sold it for 4k without the mods.

>i can only dream of being as cute as headless wranton

>Buy bike for 2500
>Don't put anything into it except for general maintenance
>Sell it for $0 because some fuck stole it
life is pain

...

>Bought a new bike for 4k
>Crashed it
>Sold it for 1k a year later

Dolla dolla bill y'all

>iktf

>buy bike for 1200€
>intend in DDing it indefinitely

It could last 20 more years, it could die by cager tomorrow.

ouch

WTF somebody stole your bike?!
When did this happen?

...

I cant decide if I want to ride today. I rode every day for the past week and im not sure where to ride to and none of my buddies want to ride until tomorrow.

>bought bike for 1k in winter
>did nothing
>sold bike for 1,3k following year in summer

i thought about doing that with a 600cc super sport. every winter they go up for sale for cheap cause people get tired of them sitting in their garage for 4 months and not move and as soon as spring hits their prices jump through the roof.

>tfw riding for a year on 125
>tfw many recent lessons on 600cc
>tfw I am so close to pissing of other road users on a full licence as a Harley fag

2008. the incident made me hate puerto ricans and inner city "youths"

I still want the fuckers head on a spike

>tfw riding 125's for 9 years because I can't be arsed to pass my test
The planets must allign when I have a few weeks free, lots of cash and I'm sober.

harley fags are just the worst. They think people on sport bikes are inferior or something and always feel the need to fly past them as fast as possible. In the last week I've had:
>2 cruisers fly past me on a double solid to pull over at a cafe 2 minutes up the road
>cruiser ride 8 inches from me on the freeway and fly past right before my exit in the right lane
>cruiser pass me to do the same speed right in front of me for the next 30 minutes
every time I see them behind me and hear their shitbike rev up, I know I'm about to see some faggotry.

They're not all bad, I ride with my uncle who rides a harley and he's chill.

lulz it is so easy riding a 125 everywhere getting 80ish mpg and forgetting about the L plates.

>not intimidating harley riding homos with your raw awesomeness

found your problem

Anybody who rides their bike a few weekends a year tends to be a cunt regardless of bike, unfortunately a lot more of those types of people end up with Harleys, as other types of bike tend to be cheaper to buy and run all year long.

I've been riding with other people with slow bikes all the times in the examples so I can't just rip up ahead. Don't really give a fuck either.

>just picked up chinkcam on my way home
>trying to fit the mounting plate to my helmet
>chin area has barely any flat space

No chin mount for me then, thanks for reading my blog

Jej
>hot morning
>get light gear
>starts raining
>fetch heavy jacket
>scorching afternoon
>squid it up while commuting home
>meet Harley fag
>purple bike
>sleeveeless leather vest w/ atches and callname on the back
>blocks me at the stoplight
>shakes head vigorously at my attire/bike
>pass him on the right, wave
>struggles to keep up

Morning dbt, whats new?
>3 more hours until i get the forks back

the cuck that rode 8 inches from me on the freeway had a sleeveless leather vest on that said "Lords of Dogtown" on it.

How do I bring *anything* for a weekend if topboxes ans tankbags are gay ?

bungee cord a duffel bag to the back of your bike

should I take my lesson on an Suzuki 650 savage? :^)
or on an CBF500?

The thing that baffles me is that i have a vtwin tourer, considerably smaller than theirs, but they're so scared of fucking their rolling mortgage up, they only rip it at a standstill

>bungee corded duffel bags are cool
>topboxes are gay

/dbt/ ladies and gents

so now we have 2 black 1290 SDR on here?