Dota 2 General - /d2g/

TOBER JUAN edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Suicide: killurselves.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

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1st for cm waifu

Is this it? Is swindlezz finally going to kill himself?

Deport all muslims

Nahaz btfo

are there any videos of tobi acting?

note the conspicous lack of female physical contact

more like complexishit

EHOME is playing like 5k's rofl especially in that last fight wtf??

i can't believe the hosts were saying they were looking like a top 6 team

Take my energy boys!!

Xrd for Finland and Sweden being Dota 2 -superpowers.

>when the eul's scepter drops just right

>complexity gaming

Someone make a Nahaz version of this kek

AnimeNEET roll call!

Roma desu~

/pol/ please enjoy esports without sperging out.

THEY'RE DOING IT

Ehome has literally nothing to deal with PL

looks like they're gonna get 2-0'd by a team no one has heard of before

Nth for Obama has statically been a good president and pol is just triggered because he's black

>TRUST ME, EHOME ARE GOING TO STOMP IN THE WILDCARD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE DOGSHIT? THEY WILL MAGICALLY BECOME GOOD I SWEAR

what happened
sure they are washed up old men, but still some seamonkeys shouldnt be an enemy

>russian chat has been spamming !arcana for about 3 hours now

how horrifying

>Try to cook food
>Outside is burnt and the inside is raw
How the fuck do you bros, help me out here. If I leave to cook slowly at low heat it never gets done and just ends up raw, but at strong heat this shit happens.
Any cooking tips /d2g/?

>obama caused any of these things

>there are people who watch twitch over youtube for the ebin chat
lmao!

>economy is better now than before Obama

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Do you live under a stone?

Your picture is also the definition of retarded.

>dow higher

yes, what is cb policy aka nirp/zirp and QE through the roof

>unemployment

take a look at the actual numbers, the vast majority of jobs are low skilled, minimum wage part time jobs, the biggest age group are 55+ aka people who care fucking retired that has to work again

>GDP growth

Again, wrong. Numbers just came out at 1,1%, only to be revised in a few months to around 0.7% which has been the last 3 years of reality

>deficit GDP

Great meme.

>consumer confidence

Even a greater meme.

>its was muh republicucks

Bernie/Shillary cuck pls, the exact same policies but worse has been going on under the """democrats"""

Is watching others play video games the most degenerate thing ever?

>American chat has been spamming LUL and 4Head for about 3 hours now

how horrifying

Is this the prettiest woman in all of Dota?

it's understandable when selling an arcana is basically a year's worth of salary in russia

>most of my wildcard fantasy team was ehome players
just kill me now

>politicsposting during esports

Nice one valve

>reddit spacing

deserved

>reddit spacing
>is a trump supporter
really makes you think huh

at least its reactionary.

russians legitimately creep me out.

Obama also signed a bill that made propaganda legal again in 2013

look at the state of these elections. Thanks Obama

can you faggots take your obongo shilling and trump memes back to rebbit and /pol/ please

Yes

XTCN Ehome is actually very back and forth

Is the book interesting?
Does it contain lots of sneaky carpet munching while the bored housewife's hubbie is out working?

>this meme is good, that meme creeps me out
don't you have a chat to spam

Fuck off back to /r/the_donald you retarded redditor. You don't belong here

>>>/lolg/
>>>/wowg/
>>>/owg/

That's regular /d2g/, visitors are a majority today and are NOT GAY.

...

kill yourself retarded euro

Her face is nothing compared to her ASS

NAHAZ IS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>obama is the worst president in us history
>also a nigger

coincidence?

>limp dick

>everyone who can recognize Obama has been a terrible president has to be a hardcore trump supporter

go watch some MSNBC airhead

Titan-Chan is still best girl

Her what?

>face
>ass
>boobs
>chokers

She's fucking perfect senpai

Quality

>liking cute boys in skirts
>gay
?

ameritards?

troelled

synderwin for Main event

>NA DOTA

My mistake ma'am.

im so sorry

agree

Why are Trumpfags so easy to trigger? Is it because Trump likes to whine about everything?

>/d2g/ alive again

i can't actually concentrate on the game with this retarded fucking goypendium shekelmap, doesn't feel like Dota

Gabe, I hope you burn to death in a car crash you greedy fucking kike

zis is ze end, u filthy amerikan dog

>non-catholic christians
LITERALLY cucking yourself out of eternal life and salvation for _nothing_

>tfw took pic of her potm cosplay at esl last year

...

>posted my legs two years in a row but can't bother anymore
sorry mates

fenrir has been going HAM both game
isnt he like 28?

>christcucks
lol

aren't you like 28?

are you the bear guy

I wonder what Nahaz is telling them right now

Don't get me wrong, I am not shitting on low skilled jobs but the fact of the matter is that the vast majority of jobs created are low skilled, minimum wage jobs while the vast majority of jobs lost are the opposite of those, that tells us something about the state of the economy.

Also, the largest groups of which these jobs went to were people aged 55+, basically people who are at the end of their careers/people already out of the workforce who can't sustain a living under the current conditions so they are forced to work again, again, this really says something about the economy.

Leisure and Hospitality added 59,000 minimum wage jobs
Education and Health also added 59,000 mostly minimum wage jobs
Retail Trade added 30,000 certainly minimum wage jobs

WE FUCKING KNOW

YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME I POST SNOWFOX

based ehome picking my favorite hero

no, 27.

>not ingame
retard

that's probably ali 2bh

i can post private pictures of cuties and fuccbois from here

what sort of stockings did you wear?

>2nd best NA team struggling against a tier Z yuro team

no

WE ARE GOING TO GAME 3 OMG

LOL FAGS WILL NEVER KNOW THIS FEELINGS LMAO

THATS RIGHT 3 GAMES AND WE DON'T KNOW WHO WILL WIN

I fucking hope Ehome wins.

how mad do you think Nahaz is right now?

>WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN TO STATS SWINDLE? UNLIKE YOUR PEOPLE THEY DONT FUCKING LIE YOU TWO FACED KIKE
>JUGG WITH LD HAS 75% WINRATE WHEN DRAFTED AGAINST SVEN

no, 27 in 6 days

>mfw the pope is a cuck noneuro shitstain

>even on valve hardware beyondtheshekels manages to haave fucked up colours
truly impressive, such dedication to providing a terrible service

There are people who watch through web when they could be watching in VLC@60FPS and no memory hogging laggy shit client.

>LoL doesn't have Bo3s
I find this very hard to believe user.

>tfw you will never play dota with her, eat a nice healthy dinner and then go ham on that for two hours straight before falling asleep in her arms

JUST

twitch is shit, absolutely hate it

i mean, at least you guys embrace the lake of fire

Just wanna make sure everybody has seen it

Ingame watchers you need this:

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=736206374

pink/black striped ones