/@/ - The iDOLM@STER General

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This is your husband for tonight

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No thanks I'm straight

ooh burrrrrrn

Everytime you post a lewd Minami, Anastasia screams obscenities in russian and cries her eyes out.
Do not post lewd Minamis

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Asterisk ah luv u

Gentlemen, how do we stop Chie?

That's a wife, not a husband.

Why would you do that?

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You can't stop something that isn't doing anything.

THICC

Kill her?

Turn around and face me your opponent

>Piyo in the OP
>and my wife

I am more than okay with this

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Your wife is a slut

ure waifu a sith

Your wife is very good in the sack and very cheap. Definitely worth the price.

educated prostitute

Yukiho is an uneducated pure girl

are you implying you've had sex

I came thinking about getting to run my hands up her wetsuit to her tightly covered breasts.

Kuroi is my husband

Mika is a serious girlfriend candidate.

You can't seriously think there are virgins in this thread

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Then a fan gets a photo of it happening, spreads it on the internet and ruins her career
Thanks producer

Miku there's fish in the sea you're touching

Erudite Libertine.

There are some nice fish in her bottoms too.

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Then she can be my personal idol/wife. It's win-win

Hojo Karen da yo!

Yes open that mouth so the fish can enter

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Speaking of fish, I found a Magikarp and chocolate Starmie!

There's still another chapter left of Mana. At least it says there's another chapter this month.

They are perfect arent thay

>Nao sees you vigorously rubbing tanning oil to your dick while checking her out

Good, good.

Now she can help me out by using her body.

Nao doesn't do so well with lewd stuff.

Would she like it better if I rubbed takoyaki in it instead?

2 takoyaki and a sausage presented to her in a suggestive manner for her lunch.

My favorite in the middle.

That should please the harapeko destruction goddess.

Good, I'll take Shiho and the other one.

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Haruka has a nice butt.

Huh?

Nao you a futa

Is it time for daily mass already?

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>mfw _i_ will never get any because of the commitment to idols

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Ranko I'll use the Force on you

My mass.

Yes, let's bring the cakOH FUCK

I wanna feel that bonanza melt in my mouth.

I did fine but now I'm in D rank and it's impossible to clear anything even with a full combo. The requirements is Kira Kira girl and I only have one dress for that category, which I've upgraded which has done nothing, by the way. The fuck do I do?

That makes it so much more delicious.

It's a smelly pussy and asshole joke.

Haruka seeking cake missile

Nao is a perverted old man, how can she not do well with lewd? She is all about lewding the other idols.

I was bored, so have some copypasta from the wikis.

It’s always okay / Our meeting invites tomorrow
The melody of my heart has been ringing with premonitions
The miracle of love / Please... (For today) Awaken
In short: I like you, so try to like me back (Smooch)
But rather than a loud voice, I'm more familiar with love!

vs

Show me your cry once more! / I won’t let you go again / it’s nirvana from hell!
If you ever get tired of her, then call me straightaway
“Fang-less guy” yeah right! As if a guy like that can make my heart throb! You think it’s possible?
You're a liar who promised to stay by my side
I don't care if we are playing with fire for just one night, hold me tight right now...

Jesus, the ambient music in Platinum Stars really reminds me of Love Plus' comfy ass music. This might be the most chill game I've ever played.

Neither of those are fish and Magikarp doesn't stink. Shame the same can't be said about that joke.

Wow you're dumber than Haruka.

>This might be the most chill game I've ever played.
I love it.
I can keep playing it for hours without even noticing.

Agreed, the games BGM is really fucking comfy
Especially the night theme with the sax

What are you on about, user?

This is my favorite pairing in iM@s, I want Nao and Minako to be my parents.

THEIR COMBINED AGE IS ALMOST 60

I want Nao and Minako to be my fuckers.

You can only take one.

Newfriends like you are cute, keep going kiddo.

*Rika

I'm on Uzuki giving her a hard pounding while she cries for forgiveness.

Not him, but "chocolate starfish" is a term for butthole. Starmie's a starfish.
I have no idea where the Magikarp comes from. If he meant pussy, I would've used Meowth or something

I am revering and worshipping the queen hard and fast

Shin is 40+ years old?

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Are you a big enough man for Minako?

Oh so you're just shitposting?

Yes I understood the chocolate starfish joke and somewhat can rationalize the Magikarp joke. Neither of them are fish though and the joke was mediocre and forced at best.

Damn you're assblasted. Are you our resident flithipino?