Dota 2 general /d2g/

>not being part of the bisexual master race
why would you do this?

>it's a "redditors get triggered by Veeky Forums culture aka /pol/ and /int/" episode

>real friendship
>gay

GO AWAY YOU FRIENDLESS FAGGOT

hey!

How much weed do you think Synderen consumes on a normal week?
25g?

How gay are you?

old thread

gg wp, go next

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>NA teams have a 100% lose rate at TI so far

>tfw people don't like futas
I guess you don't find TA hot then, you FAGGOT!

Not gay, I just like Dota 2 and think that futa on male is the highest form of art.

>tfw reading my first manga hentai because of d2g

damn you corrupters, now im just another stereotypical degenerate looking at lewd japanese cartoons on the internet

>that little bit of Capitalist's chest hair that's visible

Kreygasm

fucking league retard, our OPs actually have information, delete this shit thread

BASED

deport yourself

Has Capitalist said anything vaguely politically incorrect and made Pyrion Flax make a passive aggressive facial expression yet and or comment yet?

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I love cute boys!!

Made one with proper OP

>let's contribute to this meme's power, what could go wrong?

Don't EVER fucking post in my thread again, retard.

>USA is literally such a shit place that local niggers want to deport themselves

wew

I GOT THIS

Dota 2 General - /d2g/ Anonymous 08/02/16(Tue)13:19:00 No.150415763▶ TOBER JUAN edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Suicide: killurselves.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

why is paki manlet with this creepy bald banana carrier all the time?

Why do players with anime avatars always play so much better in Dota?

>LE NA vs EU MEME XDDD
LE EU vs NA MEME XDDD
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LE EU vs NA MEME XDDD
>LE NA vs EU MEME XDDD
LE EU vs NA MEME XDDD
>LE NA vs EU MEME XDDD
LE EU vs NA MEME XDDD
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LE EU vs NA MEME XDDD
>LE NA vs EU MEME XDDD
LE EU vs NA MEME XDDD
>LE NA vs EU MEME XDDD
LE EU vs NA MEME XDDD

Fuck this shit.

TI5 killed d2g.

Every big tournament I say "maybe d2g has changed back to being good" but no, still all the TI5 babbies infesting this place and shitposting to no end. Who cares about actual dota.

Fuck last time I come. Kill yourselves.

nice voice t bh

>This fat diabeetus amerilard calling himself "beef"

dude what happened

weren't you training for a month for this event

you're barely getting any (you)s

kinda pathetic desu lmao, have a pity (you)

>tfw no lurpis hero

>dota 2 players are literal hamplanets with literal neckbeards

you can't make this shit up

In america, this is would be considered skinny.

this CoL guy's head is A PERFECT CIRCLE

>proper OP
nobody cares
nobody even clicks the links

this voices voice is ASMR

>personal burger chef

I hate anime and I'm the best player in this general

>be fat
>doesn't even matter, gets all the pussy anyways because of his amazing voice

ABANDON THIS LOL THREAD
ALERT THIS IS A LOLG THREAD MADE BY A LOLBABBY
GO TO THE REAL THREAD
USE CATALOG

no, that's considered morbidly obese, the problem is, these people aren't ridiculed enough.

>The Friedmans are New Yorkers

Thinly veiled "kikes"

This nigger voice is pure silk

What the fuck? Is that a Monkey?

Are you fucking calling me a Monkey, you god damn loser?

I'll fuck your ass, nerdboy.

Know your fucking place and kill yourself.

>NA wins TI
>yurop can never recover, shitposts skyrocket

Wonder who's at fault hmmmm

good voiceover work on that talking potatoe

talk about radio voice and physique

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He was weirdly squinty, like a gnome.

>tfw fat manlet but godtier voice
>tfw big tall guy but shittier voice

No, I'm calling you a dumb nigger.

Problem?

These threads have always been mine to begin with.

You're nothing but losers here.

And I'm a winner.

It is only the natural outcome.

Tiago? I wanna thank you once more for sending me a nice gift, its really nice and thoughtful of you

guys what if anee is casting soon

>they didn't know

>Based EU bros and Chinks are qualifying
>NA and pinoy sent into the trash
gonna be a good TI boys

When the fuck are the next games?

Hello when is next dota

USE THE REAL THREAD

Is it safe to bet that EHOME and Execration advance?

>even dota casting scene is filled with degenerate manchildren

this is the worst feel desu

Isn't like that Money really smart and shit?

Like a genius or a professor or something.

He has glasses dude.

I'm sure your meme just backfired on your ass.

"Touché."

No worries.

I do that stuff all the time for my friends.

Because if you're my friend, that means you're not a loser like the rest of all the nerds in this shitfest of a place.

We're winners, man. And like true bro's we hang out, drink some nice cold sake during the summer, go to the beach and watch topless babes, surf the waves and shit, man... win DOTA.

fuck off

>still assblasted about the ape picture

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No NA teams have even played.

>fucking league retard, our OPs actually have information, delete this shit thread
End thy self

USE REAL THREAD OVER HERE

Small typo there, I meant to write "Monkey" instead of "Money".

hehehehe

It happens when I'm literally touching my dick with one hand and trying to type with the other.

Are you skipping every other line so that your teacher has space to grade your grammar or something?

When is the next match boyos

>touching my dick with one hand
you mean one finger

no one cares about the links you fucking child

What the fuck you attention whore new retard. What are you even talking about and what is that green texting are you literally that fucking pathetic

next match is never
go home

There is one common rule of generals on Veeky Forums and it's the same for all of them. Guess what that fucking rule is, foreigner.

Why the fuck would I touch my dick with only 1 finger, dweeb?

My dick is 17cm.

ded tournament

Post some proof, you ape.

>Why the fuck would I touch my dick with only 1 finger, dweeb?
Because it's tiny as shit, and you dropped your comma when you were tyring to write that 1,7cm.

>comma

wtf

>French Canadian detected

I'm not posting my dick here, dude.

That's fucking GAY, man.

What the fuck?

There's no comma. The only comma here is your fucking COMATOSE BRAIN, you fucking literal retard.

Also, 17 is pretty average and not small by the least.

I'm fine with it too. Any bigger and it would be a hinder in my beach trunks and shit, man. I'm a skinny guy.

Of course a lolbabby wouldn't.
I was quoting another user
I'm pretty sure not vandalizing a general is one of them

Now you fucking lolbabbies get in the right thread and stop trying to fit in so much
>newfag
That's you, not me.

>tyring
Oops. It happens when I'm trying to write by slapping my garangutan 78cm penis against the keyboard.

Im legit 20cm just syaing

That's way too fucking big, dude.

>d2g is infested with autistic anime avatar posters
this is why all the other generals make fun of you

yeah my ex used to say she was sore after, probably because by dick kept punching her cervix

I doubt anyone here cares about some literally who generals.

this general was decent before tiago ruined it to shit