Dota 2 general /d2g/

the voice of this man does not match his appearance

>be fat
>doesn't even matter, gets all the pussy anyways because of his buttery smooth amazing voice

>Coach Nahaz.
>literally spouts random stats.

he's perfect for voice-overs

Is this girl the same girl as the one in the TI5 booths that everyone keeps calling "PodChan"?

>Pulls off a neck beard without looking greasy'
>Voice is literal audible chocolate
>Works in the Dota world

mad jelly

His voice is like the opposite of slacks.

You lolfags are welcome to shitpost and watch the best esports event EVER but you really can't go around making vandalized threads.
Little pieces of shit.

>he has never had sauna nights with half a dozen good friends

wew

hopefully our girl anne is casting ehome vs escape

>voice so smooth
>looking like a garden gnome

DOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSS

post yfw he started talking

Why aren't people picking Bloodseeker and getting Dagon 5 + Eblade?

>mirana is the new 2013 io/naga

>a dozen good friends
look at this normie filth

But does he carry the visceral sexual energy that Slacks brings to each and every interview? Slacks can eye fuck people from across the room, that's a good quality in an interviewer

when will these pros learn.

*buys lotus*
pshhh........ nothing personal.

>kill one hero with 30 minutes worth if itens
>be useless for 18 seconds

>predict all matches except the first one
>get 1 (ONE!!) prediction correct
Should I just kill myself right now?

How do fantasy point work?
are they compendium points?
If so when are the points going to be transferred to compendium?

mirana
new

mirana was windranger before windrunner was cancer and windranger

>coach Nahaz will never rub your back and whisper stats into your ear while chef josh makes you your favorite chicken tendies in your private area

>killing one hero every 18 seconds
sounds good senpai

Post your fantasy meme points

who here predicted 20-21m? Will we make it?

Guys how do we fix NA dota?
Just pray for EG?

>3000 points
>i was 7000 points in the first Ehome game at 30 minutes with full ehome cards

Hahaha, nice tier 5 team cards u got there.

When's the next match boyos

at this point you'd need to genocide every single player in the cancerous scene so non-faggots can make it to the top

Post your points right now fuckboi

>tfw reading my first manga hentai because of d2g

damn you corrupters, now im just another stereotypical degenerate looking at lewd japanese cartoons on the internet

Mine is glitched for some reason
But 5 commons, qojqva, Old Eleven, Khezu, Synderen and Lanm

Why don't people pick up Viper guys?

>FREE physical damage
>FREE laning stage
>FREE magic resistance
>FREE 125 DPS Super Atos
>FREE Skadi

Psh. Get rekt, kidd

>Trove Carafe not even released
>Lockless Vase not even released
>"Stretch goals pt. 2" not even released

we'll make it senpai

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is this the comfy TI thread?

who /comfy/ here?

I'm at job, will post in 1 hour

>FREE loss after 20 minutes

because its boring
literally one skill

>tfw you didn't read the fantasy rules properly and dusted everyone but ehome players

EG or Secret will take this for NA anyways

like who the fuck cares about 13-16th place. even delusional yuropoors don't think that their shit teams stand any chance.

man qojqva is looking like shit

TANKS IN 15 MINUTES

I'd be more comfy with ur butt on my 8 inch cock

Win, lane lose game; the hero.

Why are these so funny?

12 MINUTES?

>that icex3 silver with those bonus stats
>Gpm
>Teamfight
>On fucking EHome
Ï am jelly, so jelly.

oh shit i was away for a few minutes who is this golden voice you're all talking about.

And I forgot to include my score

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both physically, and stat-wise, suppose I should of put Era or some shit

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He's on HGH bruh

>supports have creep score bonus on cards
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

the scores are broken anyways

Top 100 for you guys are fags

because then youd be playing viper

that's fenrir

So is this the right thread to funpost in?

yes now get to shitposting

yeah for some reason they do, admittedly I didnt min-max as well as I should have, but it was late when I added them and honestly it was one of the only silvers i had for them

This game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now.

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.

fuck off to the other thread you retarded pedo anime cuck

Meant the other guy I quoted. He had icex3 with GPM

I'm glad some of /d2g/ can come together and deny that shitskin his special snowflake threads for the good of The Gulag over and over gain

get rekt scrubs

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I think this fantasy shit is bugged, i just checked it again and the numbers went up but the total stayed the same,im so fucking confused.

Rate my particle effect

Nah mate you have to go back.

>tfw posting in both threads

Man, I couldn't even stand to watch this ESL shit.

Plus they kept on mentioning the Manila Major throughout all the tournament as well. This ESL crap lived literally in shadow of the Major.

I'm also really fucking tired of seeing the god damn same panelists, hosts and commentators with the same stupid remarks, unfunny comments and retarded casting shit like TEMPO CONTROL, HIGHGROUND ADVANTAGE, WIN CONDITION AND TEAMFIGHT CAPABILITY.

Fuck all this shit, man. And fuck Valvo as well for pushing this Major crap bullshit.

I'm so fucking burned out I don't even feel like posting or browsing these shit ass generals these days.

Plus with the heat, I definitely made the smarter choice in saying, FUCK IT!, to watching the tournament today and went to the beach.

Will probably do the same tomorrow.

Get a fucking clue already, you dumbfounded morons.

>yfw Gabe personally introduces James to cast the final match of TI6 as an act of forgiveness

>listening to the panels

hang yourself.

hey wait a minute...
THIS PASTA IS DRY
you're lucky this is america so I can't withdraw my (you) without you legally mobbing me and hanging me on the streets..

>not selling your 15 card packs for 0.50€ each pack

>not making literally almost 15€ FREE money

>pandering to "muh professional player" manchildren lol golden epik cards

>not using the system to give you FREE money with something you already obtained for FREE to begin with like in my case, the compendium

Fucking end you lives already, losers.

How long till Riot get mad and turn on the DDOS?

>posting the worst girl

you forgot to tip him the customary 25% lad
i'm notifying the FBI as we speak

Wow!

We could sell it?
Are you kidding me?

Also, what can we do with the points? points = compendium levels?

Just use the, "kill yourself" link, you fucking retard.

Stop being a fucking manchild and caring about digital pixels to the point where you actually spend money on them.

Jesus fucking Christ. Instead of saving up to buy a car, or a appartment, or even to go on a really nice vacation you waste your time and your money on crap like this.

You're a fucking loser and Valvo knows this by the book. That's why they literally keep pushing shit out of their ass that will go straight into your mouth, by the spoon.

Just fucking drink a gallon of bleach already and do Darwin's survival of the fittest theory a favor by proving that you are in fact a weaker human when it comes to the gene pool.

Evolution can do very well without fucking shitlords like you.

Hey fags

Apologize

tldr

heh, that monkey has
a funny
face

gabe probably doesn't even remember his name, hes only met him twice, he doesnt care for this shit
i really doubt he'll even show up