Tru story here
>working on an 89 Lincoln towncar
>knock in the motor
>start unbolting transmission and motor mounts to take motor out
>motor is out after 3 hours
>set motor up on a stand
>remove upper black
>on the last bolt
>motherfucker is locked up tighter than a 12 yr old :^)
>get pissed start screaming at motor
>throw a wrench at the motor
>wrench bounces back and nails me directly in the eye
And that's the reason I'm 36 and wear an eye patch
