Perfect cars don't exi-

Perfect cars don't exi-

Nice taxi cab.

it's like my favorite car. low maintenance, toyota quality + luxury. This thing is built for comfort. I'll take it over any mercedes/bmw

>taxi cab being more luxurious than the turd you drive

lel

>perfect cars don't exist
My Maxima would like a word with you.

> 1 million miles of torque
Wonderful car, want to sell my sc400 and get one to drive friends around and maybe uber on the side

Has the same mpg and less torques at low rpm and is gross looking inside and out

it weights seven hundred pounds more
it can't break 7's to 60
it doesn't have heated seats [if i recall correctly]
it didn't have dual zone climate control

Nobody cares about your FWD econobox, you fat cuck faggot.

'98+ LS400 are capable of 6.2 seconds to 60, you shitbox on the other hand...

you people have no understanding of comedy

It does.

Gas milage blows

t. poorfag

pic unrelated right

lolwut, I get ~22 mpg. Not bad for a turn of the century luxomobile.

Sometimes I consider selling it and getting a LS 460 but I'm still real happy with it and just can't part with it.

these things are fucking garbage

>yfw you guys were shitposting but then shit got real

OC for ls-fags

>so utterly reliable they use them as taxis

ive been considering one of these to compliment my STI. its really between an ls400, a miata, or a crown vic at this point.

sexually transmitted infection?

Go for the Crown Victoria. She'll a little big, and kinda slow, but you can't keep her down.

nice car user

Haha!!! You got me buddy!!
from what i hear, the mpgees are way worse than the LS. the idea of mobbing around in a cop car is nice though

Not that guy but maximas do 5.9 0-60
Dat vq niqqa

>lexus
>luxury
Oh, you ameribubblers :)

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I've actually had an ameriblubber call a 1 series a luxury car simply because it was a BMW

I predict base model Dacias to be pretty reliable and long-living econoboxes. Manual everything, no stupid electronic shit to go wrong, simple old engines - D4F was introtuced 16 years ago and is still used

Murricans can't distinguish between premium/executive and luxury.

Renault dci engines. Not really the most reliable small block diesels in the market.

Diesels are shit in general so it doesn't count.

Your burger is showing.

>shitting on diesels makes me american
I live in land of the clattering storks and rattling TDIs

Diesel rattling is love, diesel rattling is life.
Embrace it.

It's not. I won't.

>super car
>daily drive
>fuck water
>big boot for stuff (or lolis after kidnap)
>drift king (kind of)

>>fuck water
>posts 911 with water cooled heads

when will you fuck off you boring fuck

t. underage

>being a poortugal spic driving a 1 liter diesel fiat shitbox
>thinking your opinion holds any value whatsoever

You're the most pathetic trip on this board.

>1 liter
It's 1.3 you ignorant poopy-head

Don't get the LS400/430 hype. I mean, the Jaguars of the same era are just as reliable and look fucking MILES better, handle better, use better quality leather and wood, and are much more of a driver's car... all while being even more comfy. Did I mention the interiors blow the Lexus out of the water?

Someones a little upset

GET DOWN THERE'S A SNIP-

> jaguar
> reliable as lexus
> 90s
Top FUCKING kek.

Also Lexus handles better, a sc400 or is350 would run circles around a jaguar. The interior of a lexus is almost perfect so I don't see how jaguar could be miles ahead. Especially if it has fucking black leather.

Tell me this isn't the tightest looking car of its class. This LOOKS expensive. The Lexus LOOKS like a Toyota. Come on.
>those horrid tail lights
The whole car looks like a fucking Jetta user, come on. Garbage

> tacky hood ornament
> shitty ass basic headlights with some shaping to make them look like they actually belong
> chrome slot grille
> Xj fucking 300

This is a broke ass manual laborer wearing a gold chain car. Also lexus is Toyota.

Awesome comfy luxo barge, but not very fun to drive. I'd rather take a newer gen GS, A6 or E-Class.

The SC400 and IS350 could not run shit around an XJ-S or XK8, if we're comparing the sports variants. Try cornering in your LS404 handling not found, steering feel not found. Then come talk to me.

Honestly, I think the IS is a good car. It's doing well in its class and deserves the hype. The LS? Definitely only popular because it was cheap at launch.

I know Lexus is Toyota. You can fucking tell by looking at it, you goof.
>classy AF hood ornament
>classic round headlights, looking perfect with the elegant lines on the hood
>fluted chrome grill, no ugly squares or horizontal lines here
>X300 you retard
Dat fucking ass

The tripfag literally drives a fucking Punto turd though.

Is this a luxury car or a rental chevy with fake maple trim?

>timing belt
>interference engine
nope

Shit, I was only trying to diss it. This is uncanny.

> 2 ton
> terrible weight distribution
> no manual transmissions

Not a drivers car. Not a handling car.

>2 ton
Yes, so is the Lexus, but the Jag is the much better all around car.
>terrible weight distribution
the AJ16 doesn't weigh that much, the X300 has 52/48 which is not awful.
>no manual transmissions
Not in North America, but still

And I was just using these points to show that it rapes the Lexus in all these categories while STILL looking much better AND being more comfy, better quality, and a conversation piece.

Can't touch that

Also, boxwood lined walnut picnic trays. Fuck off, Lame Sedan.

the 993 was air cooled.

Fuck, that's a clean one!
Care that baby like it's your own dick!

They have shit reliability and are terrible to maintain, and that's coming from a guy who has several jag enthusiasts in his family. They do look better and they're kitted out better than LS400s though.

yeah for you and your nigger homies to smack your lips eating shitty fast food in the backseat, parked outside the drivethru because you fat fucks gotta get your food NOW

if you were really that classy, you wouldn't EAT IN A FUCKING CAR LIKE A POOR FUCKING SLOB

1 person, eating lunch on break while listening to the radio? acceptable

but HEY GUYS LET'S ALL EAT IN THE CAR IN A GROUP AND DROP SHIT ON THE FLOOR AND MAKE GROSS EATING SOUNDS AND TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING GOOD THIS FOOD IS BECAUSE WE'VE LITERALLY NEVER HAD FOOD BEFORE

IF YOU EAT IN THE BACKSEAT YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF

holy shit m8

if you had a Jag, either you'd be eating in the front seat, or your DRIVER would have a picnic table and basket, for you to eat outside, like a civilized human being

i bet you eat inside fast food restaurants

Fucking pleb, how can you be so wrong

Ah, that must be the new Packard we've been hearing so much about.

No my friend. This is the Gaz Chaika. Communisms answer to luxury cars, with a top speed of 99mph, a concrete gearbox and enough room to chop up 30 dossidents in the back. Find me another vehicle thats even close to this masterpiece and i'll be vaguely impressed

LS400 is pretty much perfect daily driver desu

>Manual XJ6

Hhhhnnnnngggg

Never watched the Simpsons?

>not embracing the savior of ICE

:D

>Nissan
>Luxury/reliability

Choose one

im not an ameribubbler, dumb europoor

>fiat
>reliable

tip top kek

Jaguar is a luxobarge trying to be a good sports car and failing at both, while LS400 is better at being luxurious and dependable.

> jag better quality
again this is PURE delusion
> better performance
My car is lighter than a jaguar, has supra suspension, and matches jag v8 and v12 hp with better mileage and reliability
> comfier
Jag has more plastic

How is Audi higher than VW?

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Beautiful LS400. I like them clean and not negroed.

>I'm being a contrarian because I'm bored!

Thank you. Bought it on Veeky Forums's recommendation, no regrets.
Thanks!

>not the titanium edition

>5 door hatchbacks
Disgusting.
Other than that:
>reliable
>spacious
>will practically outlive 10 generations of people
>best and last good generation of Golf

I really like Golf 2 for some reason but I don't wanna be seen as a typical poor Slavshit.

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Aah, someone's seen episode 6 of season 12 of Top Gear. My favorite episode.

This has pretty much been the perfect car of every generation.

A lot of taxis here are S-Classes, so yeah they're more luxurious than most cars.

Nice Hyundai xg350

Most of them are 6 cyl diesels with cloth interior.

>2016
>being australian
How does it feel being cucked by europe and murrica?

perfect car
Merc 190e Cosworth

Love mine. Recently discovered that they top out at 160.

Mine was nicer. Black leather 6sp 2002

Only $160? I bet someone would pay $200 for a pristine example

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Alphonse doesn't even have a car

993 Turbo was water cooled

Fucking retarded wannabe purists don't even know jack shit about the cars they jerk over

>handling
>in a fucking luxobarge
You people are fucking retards

Logic?

I liked the part where user said Jaguars are better. I lold irl.