/owg/ - Overwatch General

Waiting for them to come back.

>muh casual game mode
>muh items
lmfao who gives a shit you fucking shitters this is a competitive game

Overwatch is literally the only game i cant play because of anger issues

help

>13:37
>1337
Fucking memesters.

I just want Tracer's skin.

What is pacifist hog? Sounds hilarious.

mako rutledge

it's actually disgusting how much she improves when the pink hair is removed

Reminder that if Blizzard added an accuracy penalty while moving and made genji 100 hp 50 shields everything would be fixed.

>Still no Nippon Genji or USA Mcree
I might just snap and buy some lootboxes lads whats the quickest way to farm them?

Characters that need to buffed/fixed(most urgent to least):
>Symmetra
>Mercy
>Mei
>Winston
>Bastion

Anyone else?

I feel ya, I've got some bacne and it sucks. Wouldn't want her freckles tho

>Blizzard calls you up asking you to fix competitive mode
What do you change?

>running a T&F event with a cape
literally what is atmospheric drag

Blue.

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>wanna play vidgame
>cheating babbies DDoSing my vidgame

Satya Vaswani

Is the ddos still going on or is it safe to play now?

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>Lucio got a hockey skin before a football skin
Really makes you think.

>tfw "Time to reap" will never be in the game again

The ability to log onto the servers.

>ow
>competitive
lmao I'm fucking trash at video games and I'm rank 65

>gremlin song

>all those new Hog nude or swimsuit sprays for Olympics

sweatingman.jpg

>Symmetra in 20 years

Add stop watch to payload/hybrid mode.

Remove coin flip and just call it a tie, give both teams around 30% of the rank they would have gained for winning and move on

remove it
it adds nothing to the game

>Remove sudden death, only time matters
>Comp can only be played by level 100+ players
>Only leavers get punished by the defeat, not the whole team

Because he skates. That's his thing.

You never use hook. You never use your gun. You go with your fatass in front of the enemy and feed them ult charges. You back off and heal. You feed them ult charges. Repeat repeat. The best part? Nobody blames you

>This alone would make her gamebreakingly OP. You'd literally be having 100% TP uptime unless you kill Symm herself
Which would be fine

Engineer has it in TF2 and he's not broken at all. It makes people hunt for the teleporter and destroy it and the Symmetra. Killing a support...a priority!?!??! NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING

Wow, so hard.

so when's reaper getting a nerf?

IIRC in-lore he was originally from Canada, then they changed it to Brazil after the skins were made. Hence why he also speaks with a north-american accent instead of a Brazillian one.

who /stilldown/ here?

after a race the victor runs around with their country's flag as a cape m8

Sym yes
Mercy NO
Mei NO
Winston Yes
Bastion NO

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>Fucking memesters.

Okay, I'll admit that I'm a fucking idiot if someone can explain the significance of this to me?

NEVER TRUST A FUCKING NECROMANCER!!!

Get that street pig off my Hana

Megumin best girl

How do you stop one person from leaving when a team is about to lose to save the rest of his team from losing elo?

Did it get removed? That's the one I had equipped.

Gentlemen

How do we fix Torbjorn

You break him first

I'm mad we didn't get diver Hog as a skin. Imagine the piggy highlight intro with that.

Symmetra isn't THAT bad. Mercy needs to be fixed to get people to stop playing Ana as the only healer.

>hackers so buttmad they got banned are now DDoSing Blizz

Turn the number upside down and it forms a word. An abbreviation of a word, to be specific.

>Mountain Dew cheese

>there are people who don't know about 1337
MODS

>I finally got into server
How long till it boots me or crashes?

>Leaving a competitive game for any reason immediately lowers you one rank and prevents you from queueing for 24 hours.
>if you lose a match after choosing a hero you have under 30% win rate on, you are prevented from queueing for ranked for 48 hours

120 tick desu

>yfw you get an own goal in LucioBall

post 'em

The jump pads are fucking irritating.
>be in goal
>ball coming overhead
>jump
>rocket to the moon and the ball gently plonks in underneath me

The whole arena is just too big and so is the ball. Also having it 100% physics based with no possession mechanics is just shitty. I've been saying this a lot recently but Deathball really is the only good version of this.

is best!

Remove him from the game. He's a waste of a slot. I guess if you had to give him some utility instead of armor.

Game price now becomes 250 bucks.
All skins can be achieved at any time.
You can send first person replays to "moderators" and they can ban a person if someone's intentionally ruining.

Y/N?

Playing E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy instead

Why are there never generals about this game on Veeky Forums?

But she's just starting the race

and jumping a hurdle (indicating that the race is still in progress)

I DEMAND CONSISTENCY IN MY NON-CANON SKINS IN MY MEDIOCRE MULTIPLAYER VIDEOGAMES

They are already trying something like that for Season 2. Coinflips are gone and now they want to try making actual ties work.

Make her cry. She's so cute when she cries.

>upside-down
That's not how leetspeak works you retard.

Lol did Blizzard think Canadians would be offended over a black character representing them or something? I am sure the ten of them will write a strongly worded letter to Blizzard.

Also you can counter them having a teleporter by having a Symmetra of your own as well.

It's perfectly balanced.

>get a match
>reach the ball first and blast it
>it bounces off enemy Lucio into our goal
Is this what playing Rocket League is like?

I want to hug her.

Add capture the flag and double domination maps.

God DAMN Zarya's Olympic skins give her a huge ass

>150460727
No. You are retarded. I'm not even going to give you a you. Fuck you.

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They had a representative from every continent except South America, so they scrambled at the last second. That's my guess, anyway.

>SPORTS!

Don't talk about my waifu bitch

you need them glutes for lifting yo

>sports skins
>Zenyatta doesn't have a legendary that replaces his orbs with basketballs

LOL @ people being so fucking mad post ddos

To be honest with you fampais, I don't know how bikinis would work. What if every guy decided to keep them indefinitely? Soon Overwatch would look like Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

There are no black people here just varying shades of brown. So some intern must've corrected them on their mistake late.

I have the strangest boner now.

>upside down
>l e e t
>1 3 3 7

E.Y.E has random "gens" on /v/ all the time iirc there's a cyberpunk gen or some shit that includes games like E.Y.E, GiTS and Deux Ex from time to time on Veeky Forums

you fucking Culter scum

I want to send her back to the loving arms of her husband.

Any idea how that glitch where you play as other characters in Lucioball works?

yes, literally all the time

his orbs are the sizes of softballs at best. If anything he should have one that gives him a martial arts gi

>junkrat doesn't have a skin with cricket balls for bombs

He's dead.

Please tell me she crushes Hana's sweet, slender neck next

I CANT EVEN GET A LUCIO SPRAY
EAT ALL MY SHIT BLIZZARD
LUCIO KICKING THE BALL
IS ALL I WANT
I MEAN, I HAVE 200 DOLLARS TO SPEND
BUT LUCIO KICKING A BALL SHOULD NOT COST THAT GOD DAMN MUCH

>upside down
Nope. You really don't know this? You must be pretty young