/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

Ilx is a goddess

I want her to defecate

Then I shall eat it

xth for wallpaper-user is a tease.
pls booru when you get your new card.

you first.

paging best waifu cumtears

What's a poem?
Gonna need an example, friend.

Is enderal not getting an english translation?

dinkery dinkery doo
i went outside to poo
a man walked up
said hello
and said "how do you do"

I looked at him and said my name
to my chagrin he looked ashamed
for there I was, legs akimbo
pooping while I do the limbo

No, it's not. The dream is over. Don't bother checking the Enderal main page for news.

Do you eat brains?

Rose are red
Violets are blue
Lower your pic size
And also fuck you

Maybe

You shouldn't do that.

It's not healthy.

They're really sweet, and honestly have a gross texture, similar to fatty or uncooked meat.

all waifus are best
except that ugly little boy
ylfa stupidly likes

ugly little thing
unaware its waifu takes
dick from another

>play Legendary permadeath
>die to mage Challenger
every single time

8/10

I'm just not feeling the passion here pen

whirring fans blow dry winds
of dusty heat in silence
to conjure visions of worlds unknown
a taste of life ungiven
sweet dew and death, to do or die,
a gentle realm unbroken
find solace in light fantasy,
new life in old born thusly

he said hello AND how do you do?
shit, I'd be embarrassed too

I've found them to be kind of creamy, and sweet's relative, reminds me of american beef passed through a blender

muh realism
the sprinting animations are some of the best though

I uploaded some
The titan x is all sold out though for now
Hopefully they add more stock soon.

R.A.P is terrible in general.

>download banded iron bikini
>download banded iron bikini for UUNP
>build
>build with racemenu sliders
open racemenu, play with sliders
>armor turns back
how do I fix this

straight outta Fagout 4 they look like

I hate that fucking game.

I guess you can't call yourself a wizard

I feel insulted now

So I will ass rape you

I hope it hurts bitch

There is no way you came up with that yourself

is it it

in yet

I don't

feel a thing

Embrace diversity

I just feel bad for using cheesy stuff against him like paralyze poisons or Voice of the Emperor
That and I never seem to get Fus before reaching 50 on one magic skill due to how piss easy conjuration and illusion levels even if you aren't grinding

I must say sorry

I was born with micro peen

Now catch these eggs slut

>tfw 7 inches
>can't even get fully erect so its completely useless
>i will never know what its like to be a man

I'd rather have a microdick, I can't even have sex if I want to.

In the past I've had an HD 7750, so I couldn't do any graphical modding. Now I have a GTX 1080. What can I get away with?

[silence]

Go hog wild

Of course, I really made it up on the spot then
But it looks like I used what appears to be a mix of hickery-dickery-dock as a subconscious meter for the beginning, among other things I'm unsure of.

BEST BOY

Actually the last part is very reminiscent of The Cow Jumped Over The Moon. Which makes sense because I love that poem/song.

Give me your /ss/ adjustments for lewd mods?

zzzzzzzz the same questions everyday, just download whatever

>tfw I upgraded from a 7750 to a 960
I should have waited

Enderal never
Google translate Vigilant
I'll play forever

>7.5" and thick
>can last for fucking forever
>rock solid every morning
>wife is really fucking shallow and gets sore easy

She enjoys anal though, so I have that going for me.

Fuck this RNG hell
Just spent about 10 hours playing morrowind today on a new file
This is probably the 7th time i've tried to play morrowind seriously
I started as a Redguard, majored in mostly combat skills, mainly i wanted to use long sword with medium armor with alteration and speechcraft in there too
63 strength and 52 long sword skill, not out of stamina, and charging attacks instead of just wildly swinging. Im still missing hits left and right
Cliff racers fucking destroy me becaise i can't hit them and they just fucking sit above me and hit me constantly
I've tried using a claymore and a saber
What the fuck is wrong with this game? What the fuck am i doing wrong? The fucking slavers who kidnapped that pilgrim can still easily fuck me up even though im swinging right into his fucking jaw WITH adrenaline rush activated
This is some of the most bullsgit RNG i've ever experienced and i've played Persona 3 FES on Hard mode

>Stabbed me in the neck and poured salt down my throat

thanks

Why are you here everyday? Get a life you gay nerd.

>mfw everyone who says they want to wait for a proper translation
They don't know what they're missing

get out, izzy

>fighting enemies
I remember last time I did that quest I ran away from everything all the way to the temple.

At least you'll never know the pain of getting denied an orgasm because you're wife is too sore to continue.

Doesn't help that my meds make it even harder to cum.

You could try getting good
Also do you have a mod that makes dunmer use their racial powers?

Cold.
Refreshing, I think.
Painful and annoying, others say.
But the pain on my eyes keeps them open,
The sharp sting keeps the dullness at bay.
For this remedy, I don't blink.

Show her who's boss.

Just keep going.

Give her a spanking if she complains.

>comicanon never returned
i bet that it was followerfag's alter-ego.

>not demanding that she finish you with her mouth and hands
You deserve to get blue-balled you beta fuck.

no i haven't installed any mods
i want to play the game vanilla as intended, but if you're telling me the only way the game's gonna get enjoyable is if i mod it then this game is shit
>ran away from everything all the way to the temple
what are you talking about? you release her in the middle of 3 people who all start attacking you immediatly when you click off the text

This, cmon user you're getting played as fuck

>conserve stamina
>power attack only
goddamn son I'm wrecking shit with half your stats

I want to shyly run up to Triss and give her a pretty flower before running away crying.

No, I'm saying dunmer have a racial power to make them harder to hit but npcs don't use it in vanilla, so I was thinking maybe that was causing you problems if you installed such a mod

please help

I just want to get out of CBBE but I can't edit this stuff in-game because of this

SSRI's?

When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful
Every hour we spent together, lives within my heart
And when she was sad, I was there to dry her tears
And when she was happy, so was I, when she loved me.

Through the summer and the fall, we had each other, that was all
Just she and I together, like it was meant to be
And when she was lonely, I was there to comfort her
And I knew that she loved me.

So the years went by, I stayed the same
But she began to drift away, I was left alone
Still I waited for the day, when she’d say "I will always love you."

Lonely and forgotten, never thought she’d look my way,
And she smiled at me and held me, just like she used to do,
Like she loved me, when she loved me

When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful,
Every hour we spent together, lives within my heart
When she loved me.

The jungle was retconned via CHIM shenanigans ages ago. Oblivion did make one fuckup though, there was distinctly nothing romanised about the imperials at all. For as shitty as skyrim was, it did fix that one detail.

Did you try reinstalling?

this is cumtears, isn't it?

I feel you Ra, I really do

Dammit, this makes me want to hug my mom... If she was still here.

I have been summoned.

Please don't compare me to followerguy.
I got caught with work and my Skyrim didn't want to download the followers from the site. I'm also surprised at how young alot of people characters are when I was looking at the cards.

When I get time, gonna mess around with OSA and see if I can get a easier time with those poses since the rings made me want to pull my hair out.

how much do you weigh irl
not calling you fat
i just want to know if you're petite

That's generally what I do every other time. But I'm not out to actually damage her, gotta give her a break. We're also poly so every few weeks we grab another girl from the bar or bring one of our friends over..

I've never been able to cum from a handjob of a bj. It just doesn't feel as good as a tight ass or pussy.

Also
>demanding bj's
>what are teeth

I didn't marry a little bitch princess. I like girls who fight back.

That, and Atomoxetine.

Don't be weird.

Does anyone have a link to Xinavro's ciaran's weapons/armor?

HAHAHA YOUR MOM IS DEAD, BITCH!

It's not weird, I'm very attractive irl so she should be flattered.

I am over 5 foot 7 and I am average weight not petite, although I am losing more and more weight because of meds and shit.

loverslab.com/files/file/2088-ciaran-follower-by-user/

>never able to cum from a handjob or a BJ

frankly user that means your girlfriend's just shit at both, which kinda fits the whole selfish personality

what's your endgame, shitposters? cumtears doesn't even come here anymore.

Ah so you have ADHD, do the meds help that problem at least?

I guess that means I'm shit at masturbating because I can't cum from that either.

Works for me. You also said you're pale with black hair and blue eyes, so now I have a good mental image.

You know what comes next right?

thanks dude

Me being creeped out and worried?

You gave her a good time, she's obligated to return the favor.

Unless you're shit in bed and you couldn't manage to make her cum. In which case she's right I wouldn't bother getting you off, either.

34B?

ADHD, depression, narco, insomnia, anxiety, anger issues.

And yeah, they help me not loose my shit and be as productive as I want to be.

I fucking hate having to take so many god damn pills though between meds and supplements.

Nah AnnaLeise is clearly a C
I understand, the side effects can be just as bad as the problem. They just create new ones.

Yeah, something like that.
As a man, this is a personal challenge and a way for me to test the limits of my imagination.

I'm going to push the boundaries of what humans believe to be possible.

you are going to drop dead one day. You're a walking pharmacy user

I don't know how to even get this thing working. Nothing happens ingame. If you happen to find out how to do anything, let me know, because I'm out of ideas.

so let me get this straight

she's shallow, demanding, doesn't put out or make an effort to satisfy you when she should, and you both fuck other people

how is this a gifrlfriend and not just a fuckbuddy

what happened
where the fuck am i
isn't this THE ELDER SCROLLS?

Maybe I am just traditionalist but I couldn't be in an open relationship if you both aren't on the same level together in all facets, whats the point of it?

Oh dear.

Of course it is.

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