>be me
>NEET, just lost job, ran out of savings 2 months ago
>credit cards are maxed out
>Apply for loans but they all require scanned paystub from this month
can i just scan an old pay stub and edit the values/date in photoshop? what are the safeguards loan companies have against this? what would happen if i were caught?
please help me boys.
Wow you really are fucked, huh? Probably should get a job boyo.
help me boys. i have to pay my rent in 3 days
Bruh, just get a job.
There is a process the lessor has to go through to evict you.
Even though you haven't paid your rent, they won't kick you out for a bit.
I would just get a job asap and then try to get enough money before you get kicked out to get another place.
According to the rules my tenants have two weeks to pay the rent, and they can only be late once per 12 month period. If OP was my tenant he would have gotten an eviction notice today. That's the only process here. I don't understand why people buy investment properties in jurisdictions where they cant easily evict deadbeat tenants.
getting a job is my last fucking option.
all i want to know is what the process a loan company goes through to verify that documents are legit!!
OP declare bankruptcy
move in with family
go get a job
Having this many frog images saved...
fucking frogposter
Yeh you can photoshop and fake them but its felony fraud dumbass
And since a simple phonecall lets the cat out of the bag the cost benefit doesnt hold water
what do you mean? how do they verify it though? can't i just edit it to have a random check #? who would they call if i put down a false number?
The bank you fucking retard
is that standard procedure though user? i imagine they keep it on file for cases where the loan goes unpaid or identity fraud.
last bump before i kill myself lads
Don't do it OP, you're fugged if you get caught (which isn't unlikely). You could always sell everything you own or yourself
Just do it. Given posts like , you're fucking worthless anyway.
>I don't want to get a job, so I'll ask an FBI honeypot to help me commit fraud
Its a fake paycheck so they call the company
If the reference (company) doesnt answer they dont give you the loan
If you pull it off and the loan goes sour and they start sniffing around , felony fraud
horry shet, im just kidding fbi. heh hehehe. pls tell me you're joking
ok, but how do they know its a fake paycheck? also i dont plan on not paying off the loan, i've got a spotless record of making my payments on time. just need more time to find a job that pays well.
>horry shet, im just kidding fbi. heh hehehe. pls tell me you're joking
Are you really this retarded?
The FBI has been monitoring Veeky Forums for years.
welcome to the ''new normal''
enjoy your poverty
The only solution OP that I could find for you to get away successfully is be everything your self
Make your own company
Register it
Make up salary
Fake stubs
They'll call you or someone else and as long as they hear what they want to hear it'll go through
But this proccess only works if you fabricate everything yourself
It'll he alot of work but there i can't think of a reason why it shouldn't
As long as everything they want comes from you and associates then you'll be ok
Don't do it. How would you even pay the loan?
Get a loan get some drugs and start a Silk Road ad
Fraud, forgery, etc when you go to court after they sue you for collections