/owg/ - Overwatch General

>thumbnail op

>put in a team with a pre-made of 5
>some guy insta locks genji
>check his stats
>K/D of 1.39
>my genji is 2.59
wew lad, I love when people pick heroes they're absolute trash at in competitive

>Mei got fucking nothing apart from a shitty spray and medal
Reinhardt didn't even get a medal, just the spray.

What the absolute FUCK blizzard. How can some characters get loaded with shit and others get nothing?

>ooga booga brbr music playing on menu screen instead of inspiring overwatch theme

>nicefeel when you get the only skin you want on the second crate you open

Is this a sign /owg/? Is the game telling me to drop Pharah and go back to playing exclusively Tracer?

>I don't even mean to do this
me neither!

>shutdown a High Noon with a double kill riptire

>get PotG
>its a different part of the match with 3 single kills

I don't understand this game

A Brawl is still a Brawl, buddy.

>spilling your spaghetti in chat like a normie

>doesn't link previous thread
>image is a thumbnail
Do you main D.Va too?

>like a normie

What? Normal people are taught to suppress all emotion and be good silent worker bees, especially normal men.

Are Blizzard just not aware that tyre Olympics right now is an absolute shambles or what?

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So lucioball is the fastest way to get boxes right now, yeah?

They probably planned this earlier than the news.

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>Get a Rio map
>All you do is play divegrass because that's literally the only thing BRs are known for

ask mom>lucio'sball

Summer Olympics are shit anyway.

Holy fuck this sombra ARG is intense.

I hope the hero lives up to it.

Literal shit, in Rios case.

>3 teaspoons of water is guaranteed to give the olympic swimmers a virus

Thank you Blizzard
Fucking thank you
Open a summer box, get three fucking non-summer items and a summer spray

Really good system, glad this is how summer boxes work

My favourite story is the shower head that's literally a glory hole.

Why are there so many chinks on NA servers?
It's always chinese and KRs, literally no other foreigners

I was partial to water running down the walls whenever they flushed the toilets myself.

Sprinter or Track and Field

I am not using the Veeky Forums meme definition now, but the way you expressed your elation in chat is truly a sign of autism. You also just confirmed that you emotionally not act like regular people.
Perhaps make an appointment for a check-up?

What's the ETA on those Genji and Tracer
nerfs?

>Wrestling Singlet Reinhardt isn't a real skin

ONE JOB

One summer item per box user. :^)

Why do these shitheads not stay and defend the goal if they spawn as the goalie?

Is this actually a fucking thing? Tracer is fine.

>getting a shitton of epics and legendaries
>none of them are summer
>only summer items so far were a spray on each box

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How about the NZ cyclist who fucked off to Canada after being robbed.

Three times.

By military police.

Rio is a MESS

I can't get over how they offered the aussie's kangaroos to make them happy

>Tracer nerfs

Can a summer lootbox come with more than one summer item?

I have mastered lucioball
I single handedly got 5 goals in a row within 1 minute. 2 of them were the video to the left. This brawl is extremely fun.

yes

woah

I got both, prefer the Sprinter. Color scheme looks better and the britbong cape is much better than the ripoff fake olympics cape.

What a city

One day user...one day...

I'm 99% certain that was dismissive sarcasm BUT the way this is being handled I wouldn't be surprised if it happened.

You both have autism

I might

She could use a little tweaking on console. It's pretty fucking hard to keep up with her with the shit controller.

their goalie is ass if they can't block that shit after the third time

Sauce? I only read up on a Jiu-Jitsu guy getting robbed for 600 by police men.

Reminder Blizzard shut down the fat fetishists

So when is Genji's ult charge getting nerfed? Because when I get to ult maybe 2-4 times a game as any character versus seeing the enemy Genji ult literally every single team fight for the entire game, I feel like he charges too fast

Would Overwatch be better with recoil?

>dragonblade a reinhammered roadswine to death
>notice the pharah fly up top to ult
>dash up and swipe her before deflecting the rest back at her
>"Justice rains from-" "TRY ME"
>get PotM and everyone sees how good I am at video games
:)

You have to wonder if they're intentionally picking the worst places to hold the Olympics by this point.

newshub.co.nz/sport/nz-couple-escape-rio-after-multiple-police-run-ins-2016072910

Some other great stories I neglected to mention

Chinese Olympian vomited on and to bed upon landing in Rio
Security firm fired yesterday
Only 12 of 31 Olympic villages passed inspection
Bars taking bets on when terrorist attacks will happen

He just gave up on being goalie after I did it twice in a row. This was literally the next round.

>Chinese Olympian vomited
Christ they must have done something extra bad

only good thing from update

Robbed, not to bed. Fucking phone.

It's definitely corruption.

He was puked ON, foo.

I think it's just because Genji can do so much damage at once. I think the charge time is fine though since you have to be close and it does 120 damage per swing which isn't enough to one shot anyone.

i wish morrison was that happy to see me

Do you guys think Tracer would be a good mother?

How do I get good at tracer? Is it all in the aim? I'm sitting around 30% accuracy right now, how about you?

What was the new new patch for?

Fixing torbjornball?

Use your dashes smartly and recall when low on HP or too many people notice you. Its all about getting close and getting out.

God Mei has delicious legs

Here is what the Tracer olympic skin's guns look like

>elite operators
>are limp wristed faggots that can't control recoil

I'll never understand it when FPS games do this.

And to answer your question, yes, but only if they get rid of 20 tick

So your hitting like 13/40 bullets?

A real shame.

Can we rename ourselves to Lucioball general

>are limp wristed faggots that can't control recoil

That's where you come in though, you're the operator controlling the recoil. Or do you want to watch a movie instead of playing the game?

>mfw people are unironically getting mad at lucioball

>mfw fatties BTFO

>Alliance of Valiant Arms
Not even AVA has recoil like that anymore. Para is garbage compared to AK47 mk.4/AK12

The less you die the better you'll be as Tracer. A good tracer suffocates the enemy team and makes them look in all directions all the time, and if you die they get a 15 second respite from that.

The exception: there will be some games where you'll have to suicidally exchange yourself for one of their supports.

Obviously you're gonna have to get good at aiming too though.

>literally says sonic on the gun
youtube.com/watch?v=PX7zPlQjAr8

I ended up as Bastion in Lucioball and everyone on the enemy team got salty and fuck and reported me for exploits since I couldnt explain myself due to being silenced. Feels bad man

did they patch the luciobowl spawn glitch?

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You would have been reported even if you tried to explain friend. I'm sure Blizz are aware of the issue.

So what do you think Sombra will be? A support? Defense? Also we need a new tank redrobotpls

>not enjoying NuMei

Where's her titties?

Reports work as dota.

It doesn't matters if you did the deed, as long as enough people say you did.

>legendary
>it's fucking junker d.va instead of one of the summer skins
>summer drop is another fucking icon

Which roles already have Omnics in? because I think she's an Omnic.

Hey, I never said I didn't enjoy it.

Yeah but it's gotta be a KNOWN issue by now. Who reports in Brawl anyway that should just be a placebo report

I want D.va to play with my tits

> Blizz releases content that requires payment to get everything.
> Blizzcucks defend this.
> in a full price game (its multi player only, no campaign, it's full price).

Even valve have the honour and lack of jewing to make their games free.

EXPLAIN THIS!

youtube.com/watch?v=qpcOD9tJM4k
>0:08

fug apparently you can only change your name once

i thought it was once for free and that you could pay to change it again

should i still go through with my plan to change to something less recognizable?