Heroes of the Storm - /hotsg/

Part 2

>le spider women

because she looks cool

>Zarya

because she is my girlfriend

>Rock'N'Roll Racer

because I love memes

everyone else seems meh to me.

>shitter who is constantly shouting orders at the team
>everyone mutes him and carries him to victory, kicking and screaming
>he ragewhispers EVERYONE on the team afterwards
>mfw not even mad because a win is a win

>she is my girlfriend
Are you the user who calls all his waifus his girlfriend?

I didn't even realise that HE IS the Nova.

Fucking KEK.

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

>your ignore list has a limit
GG!

Here's your reply

my sides were unprepared

I own a Zarya body pillow

>that guldan
Why would anyone think that pushing the one spell with a considerable cooldown is a great idea, when you have to stand still to cast it and interrupting it is piss easy?

>I own a Zarya body pillow
Impressive
Tell us more.

at night I hug it tight and imagine her strong arms holding me. she is whispering sweet nothings in my ear until I fall asleep.

>mfw

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People think the stationary spell spazz talents are good instead of building affliction or destruction and using W to keep your taps rolling.

Makes me laff everytime tbqh

I always take the talents for my Q and only one W talent at 13 because I only ever use W to fill me back up after mana tapping. It's odd that this isn't what most people do.

this is pretty fucking hilarious

you just shoulda whispered back "you know you're a shit nova when you lose"

I take healthstone at 13 desu, you can still heal with your W and the healthstone comes in handy.

>want to try insight kharazim
>hop into qm
>towers of doom
>get zera, nova, I'M HERE TO HELP, nazeebo
>they have morales, medivh, tyrande, azmodan and valla
>begin sweating, they're all ranged
>zeratul is already at 6 deaths by the 10 minute mark
>pick SSS as ult mainly to destroy azmo and also because we can't kill them in a tf unless we get some picks
>zeratul writes "healing ult ?", followed by "omg fkuing noob uinstal"
>reply simply by writing fuck off and ignoring him (btw I was healing a good amount and pulled some sick saves, not on him since he was always alone trying to get le epic picks with his shadow bronze assault ult, and getting punished for it 99% of the times)
>after getting destroyed for the xth time, he continues blabbering with "we hav no heal" "report healer all" and other stupid shit
>pratically have to fight every single time as 4v5 since he thinks it's smart to dive into the enemy team 1v5
>ultimately win with our core being at 1 health

should remind myself to not play this shitty game in QM alone, or make that ANY mode. Also insight is kind of broken, managed to pull more heals than morales and tyrande (who specced in AA) combined, thinking of buying him or the triumph bundle since I'm a good goy

>I'M HERE TO HELP
Did she help?

qm zeratuls are among the worst human beings. not worth blogging about though. just ignore and move on.

she actually topped kills, siege and hero dmg

Best Girl

Her new build really isn't bad. It gives her that touch of sustain she needs to keep in the game.

>tfw no real post-theramore color scheme
._.

What about this one?

I said "real", that comes close but it's missing quite a few details.

>tfw Tyrande 7 despite not owning her
>play some more this rotation
>massive snipes
>dank heals
>godly heal stealth heroic with level 20 move speed for HUGE team plays
>god-tier fog of war stuns
I love Tyrande more than ever. Such a satisfying hero. More than Chromie, I'd say.

I don't have a good enough boner pic for this.

>i(gul'dan) am the only one who can interrupt moshpit
>etc starts moshpit
>muradin haymakers me out of it into safety
t-thanks

>Did she help?
the enemy team? yes.

>can play abathur in ai games
>can't play anywhere else
What's habbening?

The technology for other modes just isn't there yet.

since a few weeks vs. ai has a bigger free rotation pool than pvp modes.

You sicken me.

Does Blizzard release any numbers for HotS on their reports to stock holders?

If they did, it'd kick the bucket immediately

Let's just hope WoW sells well so we get more heroes

I don't see any mirrors... can I still assume it's Quickly Memeing and not Ranked?

WoW and Overwatch will support their other games for a while.

ah yes
>:P lol
what faggots type when they dont even have the balls to go all in with an insult on the internet
>immediately ignores you afterwards
pottery spineless

>Warcraft
Kel'thuzad, Teron Gorefiend, Hakkar
>Starcraft
Overmind, Vaevictis, Fenix
>Diablo
Mephisto, Druid, the Cow King

Did you try her before she got nerfed?

>Overmind
So abathur 2.0?

When did Blizzard change poking of heroes?
Heroes used to reply a lot quicker if you clicked on them. Now you have to double click them a couple of times before they say anything.
Not like it's anything that affect gameplay but it kinda sucks that listening to their funny lines is now hampered somehow.

Judge me

Post CUTE!

>Lili
>No Tyrande
3/10

>Tyrande

>you will never slide you cock between all that assmeat

>drawfag will never make a lewd version of this pic where they're naked

>hop into qm

That's the point where everyone, including you, stopped caring.

>Hop into QM with a healer
I know that feel, and it's horrible, never do it again.

I thought you got a bonus for using the random hero select?

How come it won't give me the bonus anymore?

Your soul shall be mine!

>quest to play 3 warrior games again
>lost 3 games in a row yesterday thanks to the quest
I guess I'll just play Xul instead and leave that quest there until Blizzard lets me reroll these fucking quests

>when you land 3+ hits of Corruption

Think you forgot Hearthstone there lad

Is Reghar lunge bugged? He keep running into melee of people I chase without jumping at em.

Or is it lag perhaps?

worksonmymachine.com

Only gives bonus when some heroes have a high wait time or something.
Shit sucks, would be really grand to just get a bonus all the time.

it's says when it's active. not supposed to be full time, just for queue balancing when new/updated heroes clog things up.

Fuck I wish I had li mings underwear. They would be full of cum in a day

Fuck I wish I had li ming. She would be full of cum in a day

I kinda did.
Which is sorta embarrassing.

Btw C'Thun when?

Diablo's family when?

Baal and Mephisto should've been in the game by now.

Duriel would be fun.
>Holy Freeze Aura trait
>fast movement and attack speed

>tfw an enemy assassin jumps on you and thinks he got you but you just hit 3

Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_Veeky Forums_who_has_accurately_leaked/

reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

Syndragosa into Polymorph is my favorite wombo in the game.

Never give up hope.

>he would've already been in the game had BvS not flopped

But why?

Why haven't they added a better waifu than Tyrande? She was like one of the first characters in the game.

Forgetting someone?

not him but im sure he isnt forgetting anyone

Anyone else like to flip nova's hair around while in q?

>hanging out in main menu looking at the general chat
>somebody advertises their twitch
>view profile
>bronze 4
>holy shit i wanna see how these games look like
>bhb
>massive shitfest in 2 top lanes, bottom lane has no one from each team
>chests spawn, all 10 heroes are shitflinging back and forth in top 2 lanes still
>bottom lane and bottom chest stay uncontested for 10 minutes
>2nd batch of chests didnt spawn yet

She is okay, not anywhere close to Tyrande though.

>not hitting 6 times

>+

Superman skin for Murky when? SuperMurky needs to be a thing, his egg could be a phone booth.

On a scale from gazlow to lunara, how fun and how cute is Auriel?

Yes.

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But they've already added the perfect waifu, user. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

she is a semon demon super slut

>his egg could be a phone booth.
I was never interested in the superman meme until just now.

I'm interested in more superhero costumes

chuckled

>open ptr to check auriel talents
>mfw I notice her huge butt

Auriel is cute

I almost have ten thousand gold who should I buy