Instant nope thread

>blue interior lighting
>auto trans doesn't have a dipstick/'sealed for life'
>has a DPF
>painted leather seats
>silver paint on buttons/handles/wear areas - pic related
>proprietary GPS requiring dealer updates
>climate control, especially controlled by touchscreen
>non-DIN headunits
>cab forward design with important service items stuffed behind and under windscreen cowl
>one piece 'flex' wiper blades
>factory HIDs, especially when paired with weak high beams
>haldex awd
>ESC/traction not switchable

discuss

>TOUCH
>CONTROLS
>ONLY

>women owned

Torch the car and never look back

This. If it's woman owned you can expect the service intervals to have never been paid mind.

>automatic transmission
>big low resolution touch screen

>expensive sound system and aftermaket wheels, especially chrome
I guarantee they didn't maintain it.

>angry headlights
>angry everything
Its a fucking a to b shitbox, it doesnt need to look aggressive holy fuck.

If the sound system is Bowers and Wilkins, Burmester, Bang and Olufsen or Naim, you're probably fine.

If it's Alpine, Sony, Focal, Pioneer, etc...run away quickly.

hONESTLY

>WOMEN OWNED

bAD IDEA

Then go buy a happy looking Mazda faggot. Would you rather we go back to the mid 2000's jellybean phase?

>touch screens
>software written by a car manufacturer

>automatic transmission
LOL
Its the future buddy
Most or all cars will come with it since Electric/Alt energy cars don't need a transmission in the same sense
Bikes will probably still need em tho

>traction control

>touch screen anything
>ugly nav units that aren't integrated very well into the dash and look like an afterthought
>excessive chrome
>buttons on every surface
>too many buttons on the steering wheel
>no spare wheel/magic goop and a compressor
>CVT's that have "shift points"
>bright colours that have a subtle dark tint to them (i.e. bright colours that can't admit to being bright colours)
>poor visibility out the sides/rear
>bad driving enabling computer systems (i.e. things that brake for you, things that keep you from straying out of your lane etc
>those automagic reverse parking systems that reverse park for you
>sport buttons on econoboxes
>hybrids

Basically anything that takes away from the experience of driving or enables bad driving habits/laziness.

>power windows
>power steering
>any headlamps I can't replace with a bulb from WalMart
>black wheels
>low profile tires on a street car

People forget it's just a fucking car

There is literally nothing wrong with hybrids.

>non-DIN headunits
So you don't like any new cars then?

>one piece 'flex' wiper blades

fuck off you turbo autist

>climate control
Why do you hate comfort?

Here in Europe, it's usually the opposite. Cars owned by women were babied and taken to official car shops for any tiny bit because they're afraid of something going bad. I found a 1994 Passat in mint condition looking like it just exited the showroom with less than 150k km on the clock for a thousand yuros. Really felt bad not buying.

>non-adjustable seats/those without the cool little bar thing
>headrests with the big holes in them
>rubber band tires
>proprietary nuts and bolts on parts
>hood release anywhere but under the dash by the park brake release
and since i'm a dieselfag, here's diesel shit;
>non cleanable DPF so you have to go to the dealer
>whistler turbos
>no mounts for hitch
>no block heater/no way to manually turn it on for cold starts

>climate control
>flex wiper blades
why are these bad?

>>those automagic reverse parking systems that reverse park for you
worst part is that they need like triple the space to park in when compared to any normal person who's parallel parked at least once needs.

dude, power windows and steering are fucking great.
you don't like it, go DD a goddamn '76 K10

DUDE
ELECTRICS
LMAO

no, I hate fucking touchscreens and shit like that. those cars with fucking laptops in the dash? fuck that.
but power windows and steering is pretty goddamn nice

The bluetooth works horribly in my new Focus and it's horrible that I just give up using it. Meanwhile my 90's shitbox with 2012 DIN stereo is rock solid. How the fuck do car manufacturers get something basic so wrong?

Why the fuck you lyin'?

>touchscreen board computer
>button/joystick operated board computer
>board computer
>speed limiter
>electronic assisted everything that can't be turned off
>auto
>fucking cvt
>immense pillars that obstruct everything
>hybrids which have a shit electric motor,and an even shittier normal motor
>no spare wheel
>that small kink on new cars when the front is too bubbled and the bonnet is sort of higher than the windshield level (see new maxima)
>owned by old people (looks perfect outside,but then you discover that the clutch is fucked up and that the oil hasn't been changed in ages)

>weird gear selectors, like the Chrystler 200 had a fucking circular dial.
>seat mountings that make it hard to clean under there
>fabric seats
>lound, rattling sound system
>aftermarket interior lighting
>aftermarket suspension (we all know 9/10 times they did a shit job and fucked up the car)
>stickers, stickers anywhere. The more stickers, the less acuall care and servicing the car got

>lost me at one piece wiper blades

Turns shits are goat.. The old style always ends up being a dry rotted sandpapery mess skitching across your windshield

>Stanced
>Seller claiming it can easily be fixed to a working geometry
>Seller having no idea that changing one parts use can affect the whole mechanical system and its serviceable life span.

>automatic
>buttons all over the steering wheel
>stanced/lowered
>aftermarket wheels
>woman owned
>stickers, anywhere
>touch screen to control stuff

>touch screen
>car OS doesn't respect my freedoms and is proprietary

>leather painted

They defeat the purpose.

>hurr lets design a car that needs EVEN MORE resources than a regular car to make, contributing even more to global warming etc
>now, lets sell it as an ECO car, a solution to the global warming crisis, something to make you feel like you're making a difference etc
>doesn't even get that great of fuel economy and requires expensive batteries to be replaced and disposed of every so often

>he still believes that debunked CNW study

>batteries never wear out lol they are batteriesXD
this is you

>tan or beige steering wheels
worst fucking thing
the dye comes off making it look like shit and all handgrime is too visible

>making shit up as you go

The DoE tested several hybrids to end of service life and found that even with a fraction of the battery capacity left, there was no appreciable impact on fuel economy.

Alphonse the nigger of alderon

sorry buddy that was my first post in the thread but stay raged