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>Spin chairs a bit as a ghost
>People run off in the direction I stop it at
>They find a body
>Meta status: communicated

store.steampowered.com/app/443810/
HoS: the game

REMOVE BOO remove boo, you are worst ghost

Ferb no

what the fuck is wrong with people
how hard can it be to make a simple fucking OP

>get a call that someone is selling bombs
>we arrest Isaac
>mime gets in
>we begin taking apart the bombs
>little do we know, the mime just passed the clown a bomb
>cue large scale explosion, killing the whole security team

what should be my gimmick?

you may only speak by saying "hello" in different entonations

>Tfw get a bomb implanted in your chest and someone tries to get fresh with you only to set it off by stripping you

done

Mention the top 3 static namers you like to see on the manifest.

Carl Smith
Mops Tarr
Harley Quinn

Me
Me
Me

Dummo was the only worthy static namer

Fuck off.
Make the general great again.

Isaac is a shitter and needs a ban from pretty much every role, he can't be trusted to do anything without being a shitter.

felicity/ashe because they can do their fucking jobs
dean du
ME

Nick Weller
Kazuhira Miller
Ray Dubi

all security

Patrick Bateman!
Italus Hark!
Nick Weller!

>Nick weller on engineering
>Time for fun
>Nick weller on security
>Admin buses have been ruined, no fun is allowed, everything is horrible

but security = funpolice

me
yahir kepplinger
dr. steve

Ginger Beach
Julia Brandt
Mallory Brooks

>not interested
>hopped on at least 3 other peoples cocks and then went lesbo when they all decided they hated her guts
>too busy sucking shiggys dick

shit taste

are you pretending to be shiggy

>Sj was the original Waifu master
>Then Shiggy came
>Followed by spergay

It seems the s's are the Waifu masters, who is the next to come?

>someone shills me
the best feeling

>log in
>killette's online
>log out
oh well, maybe another day.

>spergay
>waifu master

AHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHHAHA
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hahahahahah, you funny guy, i ban you last

>log in
>adminwho
>FatBaldBastard as Local Shitcuritymin (Online)
>log out

Yahir Kepplinger
Sheev Palpatine
Rail

remove kavlax

no

REMOVE KAVLAX remove kavlax

yes you're not wanted

no

kavlax you need to stop

no

I was gonna say the dream team but none of them play security now

He is banned, nice meme though

List at least 3

he's online RIGHT NOW

no

MORENA EATS MICE

I miss rail.
Waifu please come back

t. person who has never been in medbay at the same time as "walking talking obstacle" rail

You are seeing things, your obsession has gone too far

shiggy
spergay
sj

now she's gunning for reica pussy

she looks cute there desu

>hurr durr a spiderling pls of helping, im cute BWAAK
>yes me viro, me cure people bwaak!!
>im hiding behind fork, so cute!!
People who pretend to be cute are so cringy, im glad he doesnt play anymore

SHUT UP DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT MY WAIFU
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS TAKE IT BACK

>Morena
>Medbay shitdoctor
>Strawberrytan
>Medbay shitdoctor
>Kaylie Morgan
>Medbay shitdoctor

It's like poetry, the medbay dream team

Seriously?

Yes
The standard changed
It was fucking stupid in the first place anyway

I'll eat you if you don't shut up.

user, are you unable to check /who?
are you currently banned?

Comicatomic returned, and thus all progress ground to a halt

The fact is you are obsessed with me, why are you so concerned about killete

who are you and why are you posting this?

>pretend to be cute

how do you know if someone actually IS cute
name one

>one isn't even in med when they need to be in med
>one does things to deliberately fuck with people like putting them in the wrong body instead of cloning 4noraisin
>the last one (and all of them really) is just a daft fucking twat

at least we're free from shiggy and his protege being fucking useless

killete

youtube.com/watch?v=Ieor2iXY9wg&t=11s

you guys ever feel like everyone takes this game too seriously?

usually when people say you're a fagot for playing to win i think its stupid because the whole point is to win.
however, winning is clearly not the point here.

I don't even play med anymore user, and that whole 'never in medbay xd' is just a meme cultivated by Yahir because I left once when we had 5 other medbay personnel on a lowpop round.

>Yahir isn't the best medbay player

I love this meme, Fuck off metagrudger

that was the round we transplanted vox legs onto ourselves and make a horrifying abomination man out of every sentient race

the only truly cringey part is how much everyone cares how others play in terms of ways that don't affect the round and the banvalid culture. A lot of people must be truly miserable to invest so much of their time to trying to get others banned from the server because "I don't want to play with them". especially the ones who never actually play.

>one does things to deliberately fuck with people like putting them in the wrong body instead of cloning 4noraisin
I did that once, to yahir, for fun, after he killed himself by drinking water

get the stick out of your ass

>Doing magic magic tricks
>Go into maint because notice the way to sec is open and want to show the warden
>Some murderboner using a crossbow and an energy sword kills me

I meant "trying" but i always assume this kind of faggotry comes for fat neckbeards that dream in being little girls or antrophomorfic shit

>literally whacked a guy with a wrench because he wouldn't tell him what hand was broken
>didn't just use the scanners

Yahir being good is a meme. He is autistic about chem, but past that, his anti-social attitude is nothing but a detriment to medbay and generally makes it run less efficiently due to him getting pissy with other people over small shit.

I just hate when people do my job, don't let me do my job, or don't let me help them 4absolutelynoraisin.

Sec was low last round, I printed guns and shit, HoP and Captain only came after I mensaged them offering guns, not the HoS, not the lone sec officer I mensaged like twice and said loud on coms I was trying to help, no, none of em, just ignore the mechanic giving away free fucking guns and upgrades when you are understaffed, that works wonders.

eat me !

>goes into maint
>flabbergasted when killed
stay out of maint, it's for the Robust or Cheeky Traitors

>mechanic printing guns when nobody asks for it
Sounds about right.

...

No, leave me alone, don't even talk about me.

I want morena to swallow me whole like the food I am!

>you will never be digested in morena's tummy

I want Julia to play with her food, me!

Holy fuck kill yourselves

>No giga Julia bullying a crew made up entirely of mouse girls

If it's being gurgled inside mai waifu, gladly!

>mensaged

But yeah, I was a roboticist fixing bots and building shit when some nigger comes in through tailgating with a broken Borg. Without saying anything he tries to fix it so I leave him alone, then after a while he says I suck and wants me to print some borg shit. Disposaled him then fixed the borg

Go back to vore or bay, just fuck off

onoy

So is Bay any good after they finally regained pop? I'm getting tired of 1 hour rounds and constant validhunting.

Meme answers and Veeky Forumspride need not apply.

I haven't been there since they regained pop, but I was under the impression that it was still full of actual metafriends and circlejerks

Sarah Clarke is the changeling, we must unite to defeat her