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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
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socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
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>Thread archive
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.35
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/222662548
>Latest content added
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52644/play-5-new-gta-online-cunning-stunts-races-today-new

Last thread :

>It's a "nullphaggot and crimeshitter get BTFO" episode

In before that one fucking retard starts asking about the Insurgent again despite his question already being answered.

2nd for never ever getting interesting cars

>Why won't Rockstar cater specifically to my tastes? Bawwwwwww! This must be because of da shark cards!

If you haven’t got a stripe on your Sabre post elsewhere.

I miss orrie.

>he doesn't want interesting cars
Okay

superior nipponese coming through

>no stripe

Fuck off, weeb

>Japcrap
>MX-5 of all things
>Interesting
hahahahahahahahaha

i haven't bought any of the benny's upgrades yet, mainly because saving up for ceoshit.

>being a busrider

>weeb
nah son, this is weeb

That looks like shit

Friendly reminder: a 50k NISMO "sports" cat gets BTFO by a 30k rental fleet car

>Mustang GT
>30k
Used vs new or wut?
>straight line racing
Kek.
also
>implying the Fairlady has been worth a damn after the 350Z came out

>That impotent rage reaction

can you dupe a car with a tracker on it?

my session that I was duping my shafter on is now empty and whenever I get in the newly duped car the other one despawns straight away :(

The pic does show a gt, but the base V6 mustang has gotten a better track time on every circuit that it and the NISMO edition have ran.

it's just null bait since their dream car is a modern 350z

300ZX was the last good fairlady, and even then it was shit until you got some not-stock parts on it.
Nismo trims are the new "SS" chevy trim (they have fucking nismo Juke).
Also, the 2013 mustang GT is faster stock for stock than the 2014 or 2015 GT.
Not encouraging for a shitty facelift.

POLLY BTFO

reposting since new thread

I'm running the Gerald missions heist, who wants in? 2 spots left.

>Having the trash taste of a 12 year old

>Having shit taste

To the guy asking in the previous thread. It takes about 6 hours to fill up a large warehouse and pays out 2.2mil.

>not having shit taste
Do you even into patrician?

As much as I hate all the "tuner" fags(almost as bad as Mansex Club), I really want a miata. Especially now that pop-ups work

im just tired of the same old supers and sports cars.
make other classes great again.

cool can't dupe the car i put a tracker on

GOOD WASTE OF $400k THANKS

Am I the only one who reports every character with a hacked/glitched costume?
Because fuck you shitters.

How do I join the crew lads?

>waste time trying to dupe money
>waste money trying to dupe money
Kek, just get on the grindtrain and have fun.

post SC and platform, someone should be lurking who can inv.

keep us posted lad, I'm having a good time right now

maybe I'll tell you how the glitch really works after you waste another 400k :^)

>praire gets a race upgrade
>becomes a sport instead of a compact
>it's shit for that class
>sadfrog.bmp

Is that a design from Benny's?

Yeah, both the car and van are.

fuck off newfig

sc: chemicalcoast
platform: PC

Which car is it?

...

Sultan. Enjoy spending 800k to upgrade to the RS.

you're dumb as a rock, you know that?

gotcha

I will; you think I'm not good for it senpai?

Sound lad

Some fucking lithueanian took my fucking account, changed the email and the password and basically locked it out, I sent a request to join the crew again.
I think my stats and money are intact though, my fucking character looks like a fucking mess and I have no money, I'm dreading seeing my garage once I'm reinstalled.
The worst thing is he joined the IGN crew.

Say name silly.

I just think it's overpriced for what you get. All of Benny's shit is.

Maybe you'll luck out and he'll have every update flavor super.
Seems to be a Slav thing

fucking triggered this isn't in the game yet

...

Well I had 600k and he completely dried the account out, my garage was full of stuff, I'll be pissed if he sold my hearse.
Sorry senpai, cambromo

Theoriginal with San Fierro and Las Venturas was the perfect what if.
Bigger is not always better, and that map is fucking absurd.

Got you too

Should put a bridge where the plane is flying.
A huge bridge would be fun, I remember the firs time I went across the 14 mile bridge in Louisiana. Shit was whack but fun.

Have they figured out why drivers try to ram you off the road yet?

Is it bad programming or something?

Also which is a better map San Andreas or GTA V?

I feel there is alot of wasted space in GTA V

I'm in, my face value profile is back to normal
Now to see the fucking mess under the hood when the game is downloaded.
Stay tuned for next week!

I am triggered over trying to figure out what the shit is supposed to be the city that has the 3 islands connected to it in the bottom right corner.
Los Santos 2: Electric Boogaloo (Now with extra stretched Miami!)?

>Also which is a better map San Andreas or GTA V?
San Andreas, it had a smaller map but it was cluttered and had much more shit to do and explore.

I feel like SA had more variety, more wide open spaces, but that could just be my nostalgia goggles. I've noticed the uptick in aggressive NPC's as well, but just dismissed it as me being paranoid.

>Hearse
You can get them in online? I don't think I've ever seen one spawn.

Some of it seems intentional to me. Cars suddenly deciding to change lanes and swerving into your path just as you're about to overtake them is bullshit and happens too often to be a coincidence. Then there's the the flaw in the AI and how it tries to avoid collisions. Sometimes it thinks you're about to hit them when you're not and it seems liek it tries to swerve right at you. Dunno if they fixed it.

How the fuck did he get your account stolen

They are super rare if you don't have one already.
If you do, they spawn more often.

Exactly.
Once you have a hearse you can manipulate them into spawning at the funeral home
They're only rare because of that

>A huge bridge would be fun, I remember the firs time I went across the 14 mile bridge
14 miles of proxy mines

>Bigger is not always better, and that map is fucking absurd.
are you kidding me, planes can cross the V map in like 3 minutes, and the new super dupers can in 5 or less

and aside from the east side of V being landlocked, how it the map absurd?

There is a ton of wasted space in 5. A good 30% of the map, maybe more is mountains, but the real issue is there not being shit to do outside of the main city and i dont think theres anything you could do to remedy that problem.

Also i saw a pic a while back and i think you can fit the entire SA map inside of los santos alone.

I saw a car change lanes without the intention to exit or because 2 lanes merging into 1 on the highway only once in GTA 5.

In GTA 4 you couldn't just go in between lanes without getting rammed by someone every 50 yards

>Have they figured out why drivers try to ram you off the road yet?
>Is it bad programming or something?
it's bad driving user, the NPC drivers actions are 99% predictable

apart from spawning sideways on the highway, R* did a great *gagging* job for the traffic models

I see it all the time, especially when bringing crate vehicles into my warehouse.

>Search for a Fathom FQ 2 for over an hour to deliver to Simeon
>Finally find one, respray it, and am less than a mile away
>a hydra player flies over and blows me up with a missile

>join lobby with 3 other people
>they ask for a crate truce so we can collect
>i agree
>buy 3 crates
>collect the first
>tfw they kill me relentlessly and stop me from getting the other 2
>each crate was worth $136k each, lost 2
>uninstalled

Just go sell a Felon or Baller.
You'll make more money.

>each crate was worth 136k

i hope you weren't doing it for the money

>spend all sorts of money early on in my online career
>at least 150k performance and gold paint
>make it to dock without a scratch
>vehicle sold : $9800

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

if you ever do the deliver missions, just respray classic white/gray/black for 800 that's it

>Miami?
yes

>miata
>interesting

Nope.

>bad driving

Seems to be intentional because it oly happens to me while on a mission doing a race etc,

They do try to ram you switch lanes just as you get close etc

I remember flying over the traffic during rooftop rumble and seeing the cars try to swerve towards the path of the chopper while on the ground

>implying
Wouldn't be much use in freeroam but I could see races being fun.
Besides, I like bridges.
Also.
>decide to check out some rockstar verified maps solo
>find a fun one, set 4 laps and try to get a decent time in my prarie
>playing this solo btw
>finish
>actually get paid
I'm gonna try 3, 2, and 1 laps, see if it still works

>>actually get paid
What, did you start yesterday?
You get paid for doing anything outside of freeroam.

>the NPC drivers actions are 99% predictable
They're plenty predictable once you realize you need to keep atleast one cars width between you and them whenever you can because they will swerve to cut you off for no reason other than to cut you off.

You get paid solo races, just not very much.

Pvtmcbagel requesting to join the PC crew

Gotcha

I need some protection for a serious sale lads, get on PS4

>PS4

I mostly get into public lobbies on my own if u wanna try that

Never actually done a solo race before mate.

How do i join a crew spoonfeed me

Don't be retarded

You've already failed.

>>each crate was worth $136k

what the fuck?

i'm going to spoonfeed you knuckle sandwiches

that Bayside looks too comfy

forgot pic

How do i get new heist missions? I just finished the fleeca job in my high end apt

wait for Lester the Molester to call you.

New CEO vehicles when

hello yes how does google work?

Is the game worth buying on ps4? Pls respond.

No you can't dupe a car with a tracker. Here, I'll spoonfeed you.

1. start in story mode, switch to creator, then switch to online
2. get into lobby with at least 22 people, 25 is better. keep finding new session until you get a full one
3. Do not have a personal vehicle out on the map. Find street car you want to dupe, schafter & schwartzer are best, oracle works just fine
4. bash it up a bit, bash off drivers door too. drive into things to fuck up the car
5. drive to your garage, (2 alta st. a best), position car so that when you get out, it spits you into the blue circle and you get sucked into your garage
5a. if you accidentally drive into your garage, blow that car up and find a new one because you just put a tracker on it and it's now your personal vehicle

6. leave garage. the car you chose should still be there, and should now be glitched and will produce dupes
7. get in car, call Gerald, ask for mission
8. accept mission while driving towards a wall at a medium speed. you want to time it so you get pulled into the mission right around the time your car hits the wall
9. after mission loads and you're in the lobby, just bail out of the mission. you can't do this part wrong.
10. you CAN do this part wrong: Do not move for 5-8 seconds after you are back on the street. if your original glitched car (the one you crashed) is onscreen when it pops you back on the street, move camera so you're not looking at it. After a few seconds, walk around a little, the game should spawn an undamaged copy of the car you bashed up. Drive it into your garage. Try to keep your glitched car off screen at all times a dupe car is in existence.

If your bashed car is still there after putting the dupe in your garage, congrats you are in business. Take the glitched car to the paint shop and upgrade it, performance upgrades only. You are getting half of what you spend back with every dupe.

If buy the isnurgent is it store in garag :DDD or do i hav to stor it in ur mom. :DD

>PS4