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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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nigger

i need to breed pugna-chan

this game just makes it clear how dogshit sumail and universe are

sumail choking constantly and universe playing like a lobotomy patient

why pick wisp/io over any other hero for your pos 4?

McDonalds in flames!

rofl that throw

where's all the
>USA USA USA

>EG 8-1 OG
>go get a drink
>EG 18-21 OG

WHAT HAPPENED

>sumail

EG would be unstoppable if they replaced Sumail with Mason

CAN THESE FAGGOTS LOSE ALREADY SO WE COULD GET TO SEE SOME FINNISH MUSTARD RACE DOTA??

HOW IS MIRACLE BALANCED?

>EG slowly losing
>retard fans still in denial

DROW HAS MORE DAMAGE THAN LEGION DOES FROM DUELS

YOU CANT
I REPEAT
U CANT
MAKE THIS SHIT UP

DROW NOW HAS MORE DUEL DAMAGE THAN LC
>IMPORT SHITSKINS IN YOUR COUNTRY
>GET
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT

>NA relocate

Why didn't they just ban the drow?

did you mean jerk off or go get a drink? 10 minutes to get a drink?

This fucking throw

EG would be unstoppable if they replaced everyone but Fear and Zai.

Post yfw Secret are the only team that can stop the OG rape train

universe happened

he has actually hurt EG more than helped them

EG are still dogshit

NA DOTO

this desu desu senpai

>universe LC
Trash

>Miracle has more duel damage than Universe

h-honeypot groupstage!

I have h-hidden strats!!

Are you a burger?
Are you having thoughts of suicide?
Call the suicide hotline and get help right now.

Miracle is like Attacker! on Kunkka but on every hero.

Holy shit.

universe is shit

Evil """""""""""""""""""""""""geniuses""""""""""""

>Complexity sucks dick.
>EG sucks dick
>DC relevant in any shape or form.
Must suck being American.

>drow has more duel damage than lc

>G-GUYS 9K MMR EURO MEANS NOTHING!
yeah fuck off grandgrant you irrelevant piece of fucking shit walmart wonder ugly baby teeth looking mother FUCKER

LE SNEK
>LE SNEK
LE SNEK
>LE SNEK
LE SNEK
>LE SNEK
LE SNEK
>LE SNEK
LE SNEK
>LE SNEK
LE SNEK
>LE SNEK

LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED


HOW MANY INVITES DID NA DESERVE AGAIN?

WHY DO PEOPLE PICK THIS SHIT HERO

AHHHHHHHH

poopeedumbs draft happened

TI in Europa/Roosia when?

>EU MMR = meaningless

>tfw Secret's going to get dumpstered by VG.R and MVP later today

NA won't catch a break

is grant going to cry himself to sleep tonight?

>Not wanting them to go through with it
>Not wanting fewer inbred retards in the world

didnt pick void instead of legion

umm you get a major

>not mask of madness hat on drow

they wouldve won by now

So, how do you murrifats feel about your teams performance so far?

>be american
>falseflag as a euro
feels swedish man

Why doesnt peter just pick an ancients stack clearing hero for Fear
He always does well in those
Anything but Lifestealer

STOP THE BURGERS ARE ALREADY DEAD.

What if, solar crest on illusion heroes?

Minus armor increases the damage illusions deal, but the problem with desolater is that you're already paying for a lot of raw damage that doesn't propagate to your illusions. Solar Crest doesn't have that issue since it's purely minus armor. Also, chaos knight has minus armor built into his crit to stack with crest.

why didnt you suck my dick fuck boy?

MIRACLEEE

>OG wins two teamfights because of DD

>duel Medusa
>win duel

Wow, how surprising. nice to see him learn from 4 pointless duels

do not bully in this thread, thank you

>20 duel damage
top kek

waaah waaah give NA invites

waaaaaah waaaaah

>this fuckin DD drow

>NA DOTO

>this fucking relocate
ayy lmao

Give me memes, /d2g/

Wew

This TA play is GOAT

>""""slowly""""

>win 8 million dollars because rng dd rune

dotards?

>another dd

hmmmm

Taking a game off wings and 2-0ing NaVi was better than I expected.

>LITERALLY WINNING BECAUSE OF LUCK

OG are lucky cunts

>DD is balanced

Sounds familiar

ze·ro
ˈzirō,ˈzēˌrō/
number
1.
no quantity or number; naught; the figure 0.
"figures from zero to nine"
synonyms: nothing, nothing at all, nil, none, naught/nought; More
verb
1.
adjust (an instrument) to zero.
"zero the counter when the tape has rewound"
2.
set the sights of (a gun) for firing.

EG WAS BETTER WITH BULBA THAN WITH UNIVERSE

YOU CANNOT I REPEAT YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

BULBA IS A BETTER PLAYER THAN UNIVERSE IN 2016

LIKE HOW THAT DOES HAPPEND EVEN M NIGHT SHAMAN WOULDNT MAKE UP SUCH A FUCKING TWIST LMAO

Good, you retarded yurocuck

>give up map control with io+qop
>lose fights to DDs
poetry

Peter literally drafted the "lmao just tp out" team. Absolute madman.

he didn't win duel, it ended before the kill
he still has 20 damage

fuck em theyre just a bunch of whiney cunts like their fanbase

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/8/82/Axe_kill_13.mp3

Creating space

peter actually hates drafting stuns

>le cuk

don't you have some trump threads to upvote?

>Fear

>mfw Zai and Universe finally exposed as the shitters they really are

>15k gold advantage before the fights begin

IT WAS THE DD GUYS FUCK RNG ICEFROG FUCK YOU

>NA DOTA

WHAT AM I DOING UP HERE

IM LOST

IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP

>they beat the best cum slurping yuropoor team (OG are jews and therefore not yuro)
>they drew the best chink team

feels pretty good actually

but I am a European EG fan tho

Just like in my 2k pubs.

i just miss the USA spam

bubla thouhg

is this what broke the euros and made them so hateful?

GUYS
UNIVERSE WON A DUEL

why is nobody playing Earthshaker anymore?

What was this pose meant to convey?

the ti5 victory threads were great, and I'm not even an eg fan.

USA USA USA

>noDamage

Uhhhh

OG?