Senran Kagura General /skg/ #842

I have to wait until I've played through more of EV to do it there, but does anyone want to play SK2 and treat me like Ryona? Just finished it today and haven't played online yet.

What do you think she'll do?

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I want to KATSU

Putting Porta Earring on Homura and Asuka and forcing them to become person forever and then fucking "Asura" and getting her pregnant!

Sleeping in the bath is dangerous

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A senran without big boobs, a big butt, and wide hips, is hardly a senran at all

Hope everyone's day is going okay enough.

Would you still love your senran even if she were a lesbian with a canonical love interest that isn't you?

Hanaboom!

>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's Yumi, trying to escape from her restraints again
>as soon as she sees you she gets a panicked look on her face but you just smile, walk up to her and whisper that you'll forgive her, this time.
>you tell her that you want some of her delicious ice cream
>she nods her head
>you get your bowl ready and put it under her plump rear
>despite her best efforts she seems to be all stopped up
>she looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell her it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out a bottle of chocolate syrup with an extended nozzle
>you bring the bottle underneath her and stick the nozzle into her anus
>yumi makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you begin squeezing the bottle, filling her colon with sweet chocolate
>after pulling the nozzle out you position the bowl under Yumi again and begin massaging her belly
>you tell her to relax in a calm, encouraging voice
>after a few seconds she begins to squirt vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate syrup from her butt, having it land in the bowl
>she fills the bowl quite a way before stopping
>you're impressed, there must be a few scoops here
>you taste the ice cream, tell Yumi it is delicious and start cleaning her butt
>after you're done cleaning you thank her for the food and head upstairs to enjoy the evening news

Whoever HB is, he needs to do more of these

Shut the fuck up you degenerate fucking slut

Yes.

I just want someone to play SK2 with.

Are you doing this on purpose?

You're not even a girl you wannabe homosexual, you disgust me

It would actually be Homuka. They would become Asura if they did the fusion dance.

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>yellow eyes
What is this abomination?

Snek's long-lost 3rd sister

What are you getting mad at me for you Ice cream slut?

An user who tries to force expectations on senrans doesn't deserve a senran.

>Asuka and Homura give birth to the god Asura

My mind = blown

Hiragi or Katsukage?

The latter sounds like something delicious and deep-fried served with tempura sauce

I could really go for some of that, man. Vaping gives you the munchies.

Fuck off retard.

There, happy?

I want to feed Fuga.

dude sprouts lmao

DUDE, WEED, LMAO

You are fucking awesome, dude.

I love Hikage! Every thread!

Hikage has a fat butt. She wonders why boys like to walk behind her, but she still hasn't figured out why.

I want to slap Hikage's butt!

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Eeehh? No surappu, puuresu. Mai batto issu derikeeito, sankyu.

It's not fat at all. It's perfect. If you want huge hambutt go find the oinker.

Sorry Hikage I'll kiss it and make it better.

Haruka's is quite large and jiggles like jelly, but Hikage's is perky and round but has a softness like a throwpillow, since she eats a snake-like high protein diet.

Hikage, I think your butt WANTS me to slap it!

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Does snake ass taste good

/skg/ please remind me.
Was it at SK2's release or EV's release we started posting lyrics from this?
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

Better version.
i.imgur.com/Zl0wUvK.png

Have you ever tasted a butt?

Yes, and it was actually quite fine

That's my favorite card.

My superweapon can't be this attractive!

Probably SK2.
though I don't really remember it being posted as SK2 I certaintly remember not seeing it posted at EV

I want to fuck her super tits.

beansprouts

Oh but she is.

SUPER PAIZURI

oh yes she can.

W-well she's not gonna give me an erection!

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N-no stop it! Please! I won't be able to stop myself from fapping!

>Those thighs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

So smug that she can dodge attacks with ease when she smirks.

What was that?

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I need to fap now. Why does Kagura do this to me?

NEW WAVE QUESTION

Pretty sure they're just asking which one of the twins has blue hair

I was going to say, Kagura is really improving the quality of the skeeg lately. She's the sex.

MUH aesthetic appeal

Sakyou, sankyu.

Do you really need to though?

I just can't help myself is all.

Women with developed bodies and are confident as hell tend to do that.

Makes it more satisfying when you get them to surrender to your dick alone

You put your penis up to the base inside Kagura.

What happens?

What is her relationship with shortstack? I haven't played EV

Cuz it's Kagura.

>secondaries

You won't find out unless you play SK2

It's more likely my dick would surrender to her.

>Hasn't played SK2

Loser get out

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Right back at you Haruka!

Play SK2, buddy.

Unless you're not planning on getting a 3DS or something.

Pull dick out and just tease her.

You win at life

Would you still love your senran even if she spent all night watching highly in-depth technical break downs of Super Mario 64?

Pannenkoek is like heroin
I don't even know why I want to watch his videos I just know I need to watch his videos

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Hey don't do that to your friend Hibbers

Reminder that Kagura is now the 4th yamato

Do her breasts make super milk?

Kagura is not a yamato, she's a super weapon.