/srg/ - Speedrunning General

who are you quoting?

i want to lick simplee elin's feet!

Anyone run Sonic CD here? I need some advice on how to jump over the stage at the start of Tidal Tempest 1

your mum after i destroyed her bung

The Stigma

wr holder here. just try really hard, that's what i do.

try the "jump" button

HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:

We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion

Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)

Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.

I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre

Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)

If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.

This post is the worst piece of shit I've ever seen and if you're one of the people who constantly reposts it thinking you're an epic memer, I hope you fall off a balcony.

Pure unadulterated cancer.

that can't be good for either of you

youtube.com/watch?v=aN0SH3jhnGo
It's too high

Post em

>Nicest guy you met at ESA:
>Coolest guy at ESA:
>Biggest shitter:
>Biggest memer (hard option - not Geurge):
>Most annoying guy at ESA:
>Scariest person at ESA:

Do All Roboticizers runs, I always wanted to see that.

There was a GDQ one

>Nicest guy you met at ESA: N/A
>Coolest guy at ESA: N/A
>Biggest shitter: Bubblesdelfuego
>Biggest memer (hard option - not Geurge): N/A
>Most annoying guy at ESA: Bubblesdelfuego
>Scariest person at ESA: N/A

I must have missed that one.

Watching it right now, I'm starting to miss old GDQs again.

>comfy as fuck atmosphere
>can see everybody in the room
>everyone casually bantering with each other, feels like a group of friends rather than some soulless professional event
>can actually hear the fucking game well
>clapping only for actual tricks

hey i know that guy
youtube.com/watch?v=1-ZflWxihUk

he has baited you

to think of all the TIME I JUST FUCKING WASTED
*goes back to speedrunning video games*

youre not even streaming...

sorey senpai

..i miss u...

i want to FUCK rokko chan

*curls toes*

anyone else wish duke would hecking stream

who the F*** is duke?

tfw sitting right behind him wishing he would stream

hi jodi

just make him ya stupid fat cunt

bene post thighs

i tried but he keeps saying things like, "i want to experience this game ALONE"

hc why do all your posts keep getting deleted

also hi

uh this is me
hi

>implying im hc

?????

werent we supposed to get burgers last week

glenn hates me cause he aint me ya feel

*uncurls dick*

sorry we've been busy moving and shit. you free this weekend?

Nah, I don't think Glenn hates you, I think he just makes a habit of cleaning up garbage.

Kill yourself promptly.

Weren't you supposed to actually speedrun with your sellout account back now

o_o

cosmo's sad

what's new

tell him to stream subnautica

>de headcrab face

post rare benes

...

idea: duke streams but hides it so it feels like hes playing alone but is still streaming

does sunday work

yea soon I hope, not much time to myself lately.

pretty much the same as him playing offline on steam
oh wait

someone duo q with me

what game

who is we?

why did you delete?

...

stop being epic

I just got back from not speed running anything or watching any speedfriends for the past month.

How was SGDQ? Was it shittier than the previous years? Any good drama? Best runs?

t-thanks serg. I came back to speed run my fav game and share withy ou guys

what game
post splits

sm64

yeah sunday is okay, bene is stealing my phone to tell you because i am "unreliable"

GDQ is samey, so 6/10. Have a tier list.

>Old GDQ Tier
Jak and Daxter

>Top Tier
Deus Ex: Blitzkrieg Edition
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
Sonic '06
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
Gimmick!

>High Tier
Super Mario World (Small Mario run)
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Catherine
Dude's Crest
Hagane
Super Metroid
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded Disaster)
Typing of the Dead
Aladdin
Actraiser
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
The Elder Scrolls: Arena, Daggerfall, and Skyrim
Curse of Issyos
Pepsimeme

>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Donkey Kong Country 3
Max Payne 2
Dustforce
Trip World
Super Mario RPG
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Co-op)
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding Setup)

>Low Tier
Resident Let's-a-go 2
Ocarina of Time "Glitchless"
Literally everything else

>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Pikmin (Went 5:00 over estimate, 25:00 over PB)
Trials Fusion (1:30:00 of Happy Wheels level showcases. Hi YouTube!)
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger (Local Autist Ruins Everything: The Run)

he's unreliable follow me on twitter pls

So, you play video games... but fast?
>n-no I just watch them

So you watch your friend play games? What's his name?
>w-well i dont r-really know him i just give him money sometimes

Reminder that pie clique runs this shit.

shitting their brain that is

For a buncha speedyboys this thread sure ain't !

Later potatoes, too slow for me

pie only runs away from his steppappy when he takes out the belt

...

>no dewd no

heh

somethingautistic.ca

twitter.com/ferianjay/status/760992067518595072

can someone post uncropped horned

uncropped horned

get it in cyber yeehaw

strawpoll.me/10910488

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kill yourself snow

Why the fuck is this legal? What are we doing to ourselves as a society.

who is we?

HEY YOU GUYS ARE BROWSING /srg/

THE WORST GENERAL ON Veeky Forums!

>i wasted all these years getting good at something instead of crying and vaping in front of a webcam

what do you mean by "you guys"?

+1

slave to the meta, slave slave to the meta

>someone leaves a comment on his instagram telling him he used to be a fan but not anymore because he became a political sellout
>eric screenshots and posts it, then posts multiple other photos of the guy on his account encouraging his fans to harass the guy
>the guy's account then gets hacked and defaced

wow he gives no fucks! epic!

sounds like that dude got epic owned lol

well to be fair complaining about that is /pol/ tier retarded

why did you delete?

this thread fuckin sucks